Well howdy there friend, you look like you could use a sit down and a nibble on somethin’ tasty and sweet! But don’t over do it, I’m the squishiest one around here, and I don’t need the competition!
In this sugary sweet episode of STAB!, Mayor Syrup Pants, John Morris Ross IV welcomes sticky, yum tum tummy guests Cory Barringer, Christiana Dominguez, Ruby Setnik & Jesse Jones to share their four different ASPARAGUS, twelve manatee orgy haiku, their thoughts on IDAHO Day, tank theft, National NASCAR Month, Merry-Go-Rounds, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Fidel Castro, bulldozers, Chuck E. Cheese, Keith, tourism guides to Tumorton, Marshmallow Fluff Place, Justiceatopia, & Wood Land, and erotic (angry) poems about animals in the pound, hibernation, an instruction manual, & loneliness.
Well there you have it, such a sweet show! Hey! You’re not eating all the cotton candy parking meters are you? Please, I implore you, don’t over do the squishiness, that’s my thing! It’s my only thing! And it’s such a DELIGHTFULLY squishy thing!