In this absolutely unassuming episode of the STAB! show, host and just host Jesse Jones welcomes a jacked, cherry scented panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three SPOOKYs, greeting cards for “So you just turned into a werewolf for the first time?”, “Congratulations, you’re a bunch of parts from other dudes sewn together to make a whole other dude”, & “Happy “You Survived To The End” Day”, celebrations of John Steinbeck, 1978’s “Halloween”, Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, Windows, the Toronto Stock Exchange, & Monkey Bites, dating profiles for a scarecrow, an elaborate death trap, & the contents of a kid’s candy bag at the end of the night in 2024, and pitches for small business including selling coffins in a town populated entirely by immortals, selling running shoes to plodding, lumbering slashers, & a cart that sells all of the most important ingredients to rare spells but your cart only appears in this reality for ten minutes every seven years.
