In this glitter strewn hard boiled episode of the STAB! show, detective, DJ and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of very stern pastie wearers Sean Crandall, Jenna Swartz & Molly Doan to share their three STABs, bootlegs of 12 Monkeys, 12 Angry Men & Ocean’s Twelve, closing arguments in defense of cult classic status, moral victories, & toiling in obscurity, dating profiles for a twelve year old bottle of scotch, a dozen eggs, & someone with a couple extra toes, and pitches for new businesses including a chain of novelty comfort food sit down Dave & Buster style adult arcade restaurants, where the price of admission is a punch in the face, selling an honest, meaningful connection to habitual liars, & witness relocation style life resets to people who’re just fucking tired of this shit.
