He stepped into the throne room only to find a sight beyond his wildest dreams. Not one, but TWO Princes, ready and waiting, their robes fallen around their feet, their crowns, strategically hung. STAB! Returns for the one hundred and first time, guided by hosty host John Ross as he pelts guests Tyler Kinney, Joey …
Tag Archive: cable car
Apr 17
STAB! 101 – Spin Doctors Erotic Fan Fiction
Tags: 90s, alone, Bejewled, cable car, Doo-wop, FDR, gambling, Google, guide, hollandaise, Jesse Jones, Joey Stults, John Ross, kale, laser, made-up, Massachusetts, mix tape, movie, Pam Smart, patent, pee, pick-up lines, Richard Simmons, Russia, search, STAB!, the Flying Wallendas, the Oroville Dam, Tomi Lahren, tourism, Tyler Kinney
Mar 07
STAB! 070 – Shut Up Edgar
This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also …
Tags: angry, cable car, Calavese, cheese, commercial, Cuba, dating, Dick Button, disaster, Dutch, Edgar Granados, embargo, Emma Haney, Google, Jesse Jones, John Ross, Jon Gomora, Kool-Aid Guy, MC Hammer, NSFW, Oscar, Phil, poem, poetry, profile, Punxsutawney, search, short shorts, Spice Girls, spice rack, STAB!, statue, trade, windmill