Tag Archive: pickup lines

Jan 02

STAB! 114 – Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Cocktail Onions

This place is surprisingly not very sticky, the dress code is pants mandatory and everything is actually brighter than they would normally be. I don’t want to be rude, but what is Olivia DOING? In this confusingly sexy episode of STAB! apparently inexperienced host John Ross asks politely patient guests Allie Yada, Drew Kimzey and …

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Nov 06

STAB! 105 – Hanna Barbaric

Remember your youth? The hell you do! What you have conveniently put out of your mind is the underlying cruelty and pain in your primary colored memories! We have not and we will spill the ink across your fragile, eggshell psyche! Leading this group therapy session, STAB! Host John Ross asks the quivering, emotionally distraught …

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Dec 07

STAB! 097 – A Rube Goldbergian Suicide Machine

STAB! person John Ross probes the minds of Lendy West, Ellis Rodriguez and Jesse Jones, quizzing about them on such hot button topics as Meteorite Murder, Clay Aiken, human face transplants, Jewish lawyers, Olga Rypakova, Rob Pilatus, three different takes on CUBA, nine Dutch Duck genocide haiku, hot pickup lines for the Mario Brothers, Sacramento …

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