Tag Archive: poems

Jun 16

STAB! 297 – Sexy Car Crash

In this vehicular man candy episode of the STAB! show, host, and steamy pile of mangled flesh Jesse Jones welcomes a ruggedly handsome and medically talented panel of Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris & Christy Farley to share their three takes on YTBD, bootlegs of ER, South Park, & The Matrix, winners of fights between the …

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Dec 02

STAB! 200 – Wet, Like a Turned On Crotch

Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and …

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Jan 21

STAB! 157 – Puff Sauce

You like to puff? You like to pour stuff on other things to make it taste different? What you need is Puff Sauce. Probably. So go on, get yer Puff Sauce, spill it on somethin’ ‘n eat it up yum! Tonight on this episode of STAB! sponsored by the sauce you love to puff, John …

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Nov 28

STAB! 147 – Tales From the Iron Lung

Strap into the sadness seat and get real uncomfortable ‘cause we’ve got a little story to tell about organs you take for granted not workin’ worth a damn, and triumphing over that circumstance. Cringe together with STAB! host John Morris Ross IV as his unhealthy guests Rhoda Ramone, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones share with …

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Jun 05

STAB! 129 – Fraggle Scraps

Stringy and unsatisfying, the nutritional value of Fraggle has long been known to be negligible, but it wasn’t for their meat that early pioneers hunted Fraggle. It was their soft, brightly colored pelts. On this edutaining episode of STAB!, host and scholar John Morris Ross IV welcomes inquisitive minds Drew Absher, Cory Barringer and Jesse …

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Feb 15

STAB! 067 – Pocket Hocks

You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John …

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