Nov 28
In this not un-impossible episode of the show called STAB!, John Ross speaks truths with Shahera Hyatt, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones about the patenting of the Fire Extinguisher, Queen Elizabeth in Australia, Saddam Hussein, Look Magazine, Mother Teresa, the semi-automatic rifle, the top 15 Google searches of a “Grabbed Pussy”, pitches for small businesses …
Aug 29
STAB! Did a couple shows at the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park California. On top of that, they did said shows in a church. They were pretty good. But don’t take my word for it, jerk. John Ross brings his merry STABbers Danielle Mandella, Rasa Hollander and Jesse Jones to The …
Aug 17
Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the …
Aug 10
What is offensive? Pretty much anything can be offensive to someone. Is it more offensive to offend or to try to avoid offending entirely? Am I even saying anything anymore? That’s an offensive question! STAB! host and host of STAB! John Ross politely welcomes funny people Alfonso Portela, Kaseem Bentley and Jesse Jones to talk …
May 24
Has anyone seen, it’s like, a red binder. There’s nothing on the outside, it’s just red. Like, flat red, not glossy or anything. It should be really easy to see. That’s why they made it red… Well, while we’re looking for that, this episode of STAB! Sees host John Ross ask guests Ben Feldman, Shahera …
Apr 25
Look at me! I could be: second base! … No. Hold on… Look at me! I could be: pinch runner! NO! Damn it. I know there’s something here, I just have to peel back the layers and it will reveal itself to me! In the meantime STAB! Coach John Ross welcomes hitters Stephen Ferris, Rhoda …
Apr 11
Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to …
Mar 28
Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa …
Mar 07
This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also …
Feb 29
Hey, what’s goin’ on? Yeah, us neither. Just some chill ass dudes, doin’ what chill dudes do. Which is chillin’. Chillin’ like a comic book antagonist. Just like that, times four. Chill host John Ross welcomes equally chill dudes Hayden Greif-Neill, Dash Kwiatkowsky and Jesse Jones as they talk about such chill topics as US …
