In this STAB!, Principal John Ross asks cool kids Jaclyn Weiand, Edgar Granados and Tyler Kinney all about Cleopatra’s unpronouncibly named son, oboist Paul Goodwin, Salma Hayek, Pope Innocent X’s Castro-struction, Bob (John?) Denver’s death, Swiss landslides, topical Arizona toddler drowning haiku, various and varied VMAs, tragic conjoined twin Google searches, erotic poetry about the …