Tag Archive: vows

Apr 11

STAB! 075 – A Squirrel on Helium

Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to …

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Mar 28

STAB! 073 – The Kitten Bridge to Rainbow Town

Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa …

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Feb 15

STAB! 067 – Pocket Hocks

You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John …

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Feb 08

STAB! 065 – A Seven-Year-Old Grandma

Hey Grandma, off to second grade this morning? THAT, is extreme. Be careful out there and watch out for the backflipping monster trucks defying all known laws of physics like it’s their JOB! And try not to catch fire and explode. John Ross hosts this EXTREME episode of STAB! with Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela and …

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Jan 25

STAB! 062 – The Invasion of the Million Swimmer Swarm

The onslaught is devastating, unrelenting. The invaders are single minded and purpose driven. Nothing can stop their sudden, violent invading spurt, not even a band of brave wizards armed with cotton… STAB!’s noble John Ross hosts brave Zach Coles, wise Josh Kinkade and adequate Jesse Jones, as they share tales of bank robber Herman Lamb, …

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Dec 17

STAB! 055 – Just Like Bruce Springsteen

The Boss, John Ross leads the 16th Street Band: Grant Houlton, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones in discussions of Wilma Mankiller, Christopher Columbus, Puerto Rico, the push button telephone, time zones, the war on drugs, Steamboat Willie, a pile of Ronda Rousey Google searches, a triad of MMAs, synopsises for made-up movies “Dream Snatch”, “Snitches …

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Nov 16

STAB! 051 – Taco Bell Poem for STAB! Podcast

John Ross hosts this crunchy, evocative episode of STAB! at Joey Avery, Torio Van Grol and Jesse Jones while they discuss topic prompts about Christopher Columbus, Godzilla, Japanese Culture Day, Dolph Lundgren, highwayman John Austin, Roseanne Barr, a trio of LGBTQIAs, a nonagon of workplace beheading Haiku, vows to assholes “the guy who always makes …

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Sep 24

STAB! 044 – The Rubble of the Rec Center

In this STAB!, Principal John Ross asks cool kids Jaclyn Weiand, Edgar Granados and Tyler Kinney all about Cleopatra’s unpronouncibly named son, oboist Paul Goodwin, Salma Hayek, Pope Innocent X’s Castro-struction, Bob (John?) Denver’s death, Swiss landslides, topical Arizona toddler drowning haiku, various and varied VMAs, tragic conjoined twin Google searches, erotic poetry about the …

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Aug 18

STAB! 039 – Bringin’ the Tears

John Ross leads this soul cleansing episode of STAB! with such renown crybabies as Cheryl Anderson, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones, who babble on about things like Marilyn Monroe’s death, the invention of the traffic light, anglo landscapers, Samantha Sang, Harry Houdini, American Bandstand, Chick Hearn, Japanese pop culture crazes, several different IQs, Cecil the …

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