In this burning and irritating episode of the STAB! show, your swollen host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of piles Daniel Kessenich, Alex Shewmaker, & Willie Travis to share three different takes on RQMTS, nine Fall 2021 haiku, craigslist ads for a collection of a child’s refrigerator drawings, some kind of glowing rock that crashed …
May 02
STAB! 286 – Hemorrhoids the Board Game
Apr 29
STAB! 285 – Money Doesn’t Mean Anything
In this completely fabricated and valueless episode of the STAB! show, host and stack of meaningless rectangles Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pointless metal circles, Kim Martel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Ben Feldman to share their three different MDMA’s, nine Toon Town break room bulletin board items, celebrations of the Mayflower, Old Ironsides, & …
Tags: baked beans, Ben Feldman, break room, bulletin board, celebration, dating profile, Dylan Thomas Fox, everything bagel, Frasier, Jesse Jones, Kim Martel, light rail, Mayflower, MDMA, Old Ironsides, San Francisco parking, Shrug-lahoma, single use shopping bag, STAB!, The Who-Told-You-That Archipelago, Toon Town, tourism guide, You’ve-Gotta-Be-Shittin-Me-sville
Apr 18
STAB! 284 – Dramatic Shirtlessness
In this big, burly, oiled up episode of the STAB! show, your ticket to the gun show and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pectacular panel of Marco Cabodi, Milk Surface & Melony Ford to share their three different CUWTAs, their bootlegs of Star Trek, The Office, & Nerf, campaign speeches from a box of store …
Tags: anxiety, black light poster, bootlegs, campaign speech, chain wallet, charity raffle, cool bachelor uncle, CUWTA, dating profile, Gambler’s Anonymous., germaphobe, Hot Topic, jar of pennies, Jesse Jones, mac & cheese, Marco Cabodi, Mayor, Melony Ford, metal, Milk Surface, mud run, Nerf, obstacle course, office potluck, pitches, single wide, small business, Spam, Star Trek, Store Brand, Strict-Dadsylvania, The Office, the STAB! show
Apr 15
STAB! 283 – An Unfit Spartan Baby
In this sickly, scrawny episode of the STAB! show, your dashed on the rocks below host Jesse Jones welcomes a big, burly, bearded panel of Brett Stults, Derek Dozier & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on FFS, pick-up lines to and from a milk carton left in the fridge with barely a swig …
Tags: American Coal Person, Brett Stults, Car & Driver, chill times, Derek Dozier, EDD, Fall TV, FFS, hold music, insurance fraud, Jesse Jones, Lime scooters, milk carton, nachos, Nick Pettigrew, pick-up lines, recipes, resentment, reviews, Rolling Stone, rush hour, STAB!, synopsis, The Next Top Parent, The Police of the Future, Toxic Fandom, traffic jam, Yelp!
Apr 12
STAB! 282 – He Was Too Much Spaghetti
In this heapin’ plate full of an episode of STAB!, your saucy host Jesse Jones welcomes oodles of noodles of panelists Eric James Barger I, David Coleman, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three meaty takes on GAV, nine items from the break room Bulletin Board of the 2021 Teacher’s Lounge, Campaign Speeches from a …
Tags: 2021, Amazon Distribution Center J780523, angry, break room, bulletin board, campaign speeches, chicken wing, crunk, David Coleman, drunk, Eric James Barger I, flunk, GAV, guides, Jaclyn Weiand, Jesse Jones, junk drawer, KFC, leftovers, orgy, paddle, Party City, poem, poetry, sandwich bag, STAB!, Teacher’s Lounge, That’s-The-Way-It-Goes-ylvania, tourism, twist ties
Apr 11
STAB! 281 – Please Don’t!
In this for external use only episode of STAB! your use as directed host Jesse Jones welcomes the no-no-goesinya panel of Sean Crandall, Edgar Granados & Kim Martel to share their three TTFNs, bootlegs of Suicide Squad, Guess Who?, & Jiffy Lube, craigslist postings for all the things someone has collected with Biblical faces CLEARLY …
Tags: 2021, back to school, Biblical, bootleg, Burning Man, business pitches, car rental, chastity belt, consent, craigslist, Edgar Granados, Guess Who?, Imperialism, Jesse Jones, Jiffy Lube, Jupiter, ketchup water, Kim Martel, moons, NASCAR, novelty, Saturn, Sean Crandall, STAB!, Suicide Squad, super heroes, TTFN, wedding vows, x-ray specs
Jan 27
STAB! 280 – Let That Simmer
On this seething, percolating episode of the STAB! show, your slow rolling host Jesse Jones welcomes a bubbly panel of Molly Doan, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to share their three steamy takes on PAYE, pick-up lines to and from student loan debt, a fast food drive through menu board, & recession, recipes for existential …
Tags: Bill Wallis, carnival, Chef Boyardee, Chester Cheetah, dating profile, drive through, existential dread, fast food, Hotsy-totsy Ville, Jesse Jones, Lib-own-sylvania, Little Ceaser, make-up sex, menu board, Molly Doan, PAYE, pick-up lines, Please-please-please-take-me-backs-burgh, recession, recipes, STAB!, student loan debt, tourism guide, Tyler Kinney
Jan 26
STAB! 279 – A Vigilante Team of Soft Boys
In this rough but snuggly episode of the STAB! show, your super squishable host Jesse Jones welcomes a justice loving panel of Dylan Fox & Melony Ford to share their two different CDWOs, six 2020 Tokyo Olympics haiku, closing arguments in defense of no toilet paper in a public restroom, & wasps, reviews of things, …
Tags: “Mission Beta”, “The Impossible Super Foxes”., 2020 Tokyo Olympics, CDWO, closing argument, defense, Dylan Fox, Game Informer, Haiku, Jesse Jones, made-up, Melony Ford, movie, next door, poem, poetry, public restroom, reviews, Rolling Stone, screaming, STAB!, synopsis, systemic racism, toilet paper, wasps
Jan 25
STAB! 278 – We Love Our Captain
You will want nothing more than to listen to this episode of the STAB! show, but Captain and host Jesse Jones must not! So instead the faithful panel of Nick Pettigrew, Ryan King & Jack Brown will instead regail him with their three different RTEKs (or AYTMTBs), nine items found on the bulletin board of …
Tags: AYTMTBs, break room, bulletin board, craigslist, Dying-On-The-Insideburgh, frequent flier miles, Gen-Z-topia, guide, Jack Brown, Jesse Jones, live rent free, Men’s Rights Activism, Micro Machine, Nick Pettigrew, patriotic, poem, poetry, priceless, RTEK, Ryan King, Simone Biles, STAB!, Step-Dad-sylvania, tourism, tribulations & trials, yard sale
Jan 24
STAB! 277 – Cybercade Funzone Fashion Square Scottsdale
Welcome fun seekers and thrill goers! In this loud, bright and exciting episode of the STAB! show, ticket booth operator and host Jesse Jones welcomes panel of power cards Cory Barringer, Kameron Schmid & Jordan Gannon to share their three takes on AYTMTB, bootleg versions of VeggieTales, Ben & Jerry’s, & America’s Got Talent, campaign …
Tags: Amazon, America’s Got Talent, Apartment Complex, AYTMTB, Ben & Jerry’s, bootleg, building wealth workshops, business, campaign speeches, Chapstick, Cory Barringer, fanny pack, gold, Grandmas, Heaven, horseplay, Human Respiratory System, Jesse Jones, Jordan Gannon, Kameron Schmid, parachute guy, pitches, pool area, Pop Punk, Popular Mechanics, precious stones, reviews, spiders, STAB!, street magician, subscription food boxes, ticket redemption, VeggieTales, YouTube
STAB! Cuts
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