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Jesse Jones

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Date registered: October 14, 2014

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Jul 31

STAB! 329 – Oops, All Whites!

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In this apologetic episode of the STAB! show, pale host Jesse Jones welcomes the SUPER diverse panel of Rhoda Ramone, Aubrey Zevallos & Molly Doan to share their three takes on HLCO, bootlegs of Little Rascals, War of the Worlds, & Citizen Kane, closing arguments in defense of New Country, Drought & someone who gives …

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Tags: bootleg, Citizen Kane, closing arguments, comedy club, Completely Obvious Valley, drought, HLCO, hot dog cart, independent alternative, Little Rascals, Mons-tana, New Country, orb, pandas, pure evil, Rascal Flats, reviews, tourism guide, War of the Worlds, Yelp, YouTube

Jul 29

STAB! 328 – Scarouse Me

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In this oddly frightening yet horned up episode of the STAB! show, your Boo Boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes the terrifyingly titillating panel of Aviva Siegel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to give us their three SMPTEs, pick-up lines to and from a box of wine, the VHS aisle of a thrift store, & …

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Tags: “Good Breakthrough”, “Invasion of Life Mountain”, “The Fighters of Power”, 80s comedy, Aviva Siegel, box of wine, compound interest, dating profile, Fall TV, gaggle, geese, gum snap, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, Jesse Jones, Jillian Marie, Nick Pettigrew, pick-up lines, recipes, rundown, sleeves, SMPTE, STAB!, State Fair, thrift store, VHS

Jul 26

STAB! 327 – Maple Apple Oat Cakes

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In this health-licious AND nutritious episode of the STAB! show chock full-a-nuts host Jesse Jones welcomes a hearty and filling panel of Dayna Bryant, Stephen Ferris & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on MAO, a freeform topical haiku challenge, campaign speeches including an embarrassing memory from Middle School running for a spot on …

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Tags: campaign speech, Clorvaxyl, Dayna Bryant, dream, drugs, embarrassing memory, energy drink, erotic letter, Highsnobiety, Jesse Jones, Kameron Schmid, Larry Bird, MAO, Maximum PC, middle school, Ranger Rick: Dinosaur Magazine, road flare, STAB!, Stephen Ferris, Sticky Sliders, topical haiku, trunk, under the passenger seat

Jul 24

STAB! 326 – Candy Nipples & Bullets Fetuses

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In this tasty, high caliber episode of the STAB! show, sweet and deadly host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel confusion including Melony Ford, Cory Barringer & Tyler Kinney to share with you their three CNMATs, pick-up lines to and from unbridled enthusiasm, a Spenser’s Gifts, & energy efficient windows, closing arguments in defense of walking …

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Tags: Ask-Yer-Mom-sylvania, Candyland, closing arguments, CNMAT, Cory Barringer, dollar store, energy efficient windows, Epictropolis, freezer section, I-Guess-It-Turned-Out-Okay Islands, Jesse Jones, Melony Ford, Munch’s Make Believe Band, Nextdoor, pick-up lines, public restroom, rap rock, reviews, Rolling Stone, Spenser’s Gifts, STAB!, tourism guide, Travelocity, Tyler Kinney, unbridled enthusiasm, yard sale

Jul 21

STAB! 325 – Everybody Loves Bradypus

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In this slow moving and super adorable episode of the STAB! show, little smoosh face host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lethargy bois, Kim Martel, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Jaclyn Weiand to share with the world their three takes on AHA, greeting cards for “So You Thought You Were On Mute”, a super belated birthday, …

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Tags: AHA, ASMR, belated birthday, Bones, cold yoga, craigslist Grandma, dropping your phone, enemies, forgetting, greeting cards, Jaclyn Weiand, Jesse Jones, Juneteenth, Kim Martel, lawn furniture, micro plastics, Mikhail Chernyavsky, mute, podcast, recipe book, sloths, Spirit Halloween, STAB!, toilet, wedding vows

Jul 11

STAB! 324 – Pass Doodie in the Nudie

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In this all live, all nude episode of the STAB! show, your shameless host Jesse Jones welcomes a warm ankled panel of Aubrey Zevallos, Madie Nishimi, & Milk Surface to share their three CRESTs, pick-up lines to and from rompers, Target, & osteoporosis, recipes for toxic fandom, someone who over accessorizes the exterior of their …

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Tags: “Hauntings and Hanky-panky”, “He Was a Teenaged Android”, “Max Thunder And The Dinophantoms”, angry poems, Aubrey Zevallos, blurbs, break room, CREST, curbs, donut assortment, herbs, Jesse Jones, made-up movies, Madie Nishimi, Milk Surface, osteoporosis, over accessorize, pick-up lines, poetry, recipes, rompers, STAB!, synopsis, Target, Toxic Fandom

Jul 10

STAB! 323 – What Would A Baby Even Do In Tulum?

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In this grotesquely lavish episode of the STAB! show, posh, dusty nosed host Jesse Jones welcomes a reckless high society panel of Willie Travis, Jillian Marie, & Christiana to share their AFRNs, greeting cards for someone eating someone else’s clearly labeled food in the break room fridge, so your car just got towed, & someone …

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Tags: 20s, AFRN, break room, business pitches, campaign trail, Christiana, crystals, dean, Elementary, fridge, games cubby, greeting cards, Jesse Jones, Jillian Marie, medicine cabinet, misgendering, moving back in with your parents, office potluck, paranoid shut in, post apocalyptic, Sacramento, speeches, STAB!, Staratego, Summer, swimming pool, Taco Bell, tip line, towed, toy, Willie Travis, Wizarding School

Jul 08

STAB! 322 – Woo! So Much Blood

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Alright! Yeah! In this super vibed episode of the STAB! show, viscous host Jesse Jones (Woo!) welcomes a panel of crimson boys Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris, & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three takes on CSA, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of the world of Looney Tunes, craigslist ads for buckets of blood, …

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Tags: “Computer Person”, “Meal”, “Pretty Silly Uncles”, ankles, bathroom wall, buckets of blood, Car & Driver, college dorm, craigslist, CSA, Dylan Thomas Fox, fermented coffee beans, Jesse Jones, Kameron Schmid, Looney Tunes, made-up movies, reviews, STAB!, Stephen Ferris, swear words, synopsis, TripAdvisor, vibes, Wish

Jul 01

STAB! 321 – What’s New?

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In this crisp, refreshing episode of the STAB! show, new car scented host Jesse Jones welcomes fresh of the line panelists Molly Doan, Trip Hazard & Tyler Kinney to usher in Five Brand New Segments, including their new STAB!tionary entries from random letters GBUHUNY, BLGISET, & ASLWIIY, greeting cards for when you can’t even, somebody …

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Tags: 80s, after the bar is closed, ASLWIIY, Bean Bag Chair, BLGISET, Blue, break-up-aversary, can’t even, Confetti Daps, Dippity Dangs, drugs, GBUHUNY, greeting cards, Jar of Change, Jesse Jones, Molly Doan, Orange, Oreos, podcasts, Pokemon, Splervaizin, STAB!, STAB!tionary, sucking up, theme restaurants, Thunder, tortoise, Trip Hazard, Tyler Kinney, weekend dad

Jun 26

STAB! 320 – Snaxidermy

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In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions …

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Tags: bootleg, bragging, Carl Akeley, Centralia, craigslist, Eric James Barger I, fights, fire, Freddie Mercury, Harry Potter, haunted, immortality, Jesse Jones, Melony Ford, mercury, Milk Surface, nickels, Nicolas Cage, Nitro Pilk, Pennsylvania, STAB!, stabbed, Tachanka, Tamagotchi, Tardis, Tesla, Trojan Horse, Twitch, Who Wants To Live Forever, YAHOO