STAB!
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
In this chewy, runny episode of the STAB! show, noodly host Jesse Jones welcomes a brothy panel of Christiana, Alex Shewmaker & Seth Rubin to share their three NBWs, bootleg versions of Caturday, TGIF, & a Case of the Mondays, descriptions of new drugs, Yip-Yaps, Lazy Daves, & Mlabloxyn, various reviews of things, including a …
Posted: October 3, 2023, 7:27 am
In this airy, breezy episode of the STAB! show, moist, puckered host Jesse Jones welcomes a gaping panel of Becky Lynn, Luke Soin & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on HRC, greeting cards for “So You Accidentally Went in the Wrong Hole”, that complete waste of space, & “Sorry you overheard me calling …
Posted: October 2, 2023, 7:55 am
In this defeated, resigned episode of the STAB! show, host and human shrug, Jesse Jones welcomes a slacker panel of Willie Travis, Milk Surface & Christy Farley to share their three KTOPEs, nine things on dog HQ‘s bulletin board, restaurants themed after frat houses, true crime podcasts, & that one grandparent’s house that you barely …
Posted: October 1, 2023, 5:07 pm
In this apologetic episode of the STAB! show, pale host Jesse Jones welcomes the SUPER diverse panel of Rhoda Ramone, Aubrey Zevallos & Molly Doan to share their three takes on HLCO, bootlegs of Little Rascals, War of the Worlds, & Citizen Kane, closing arguments in defense of New Country, Drought & someone who gives …
Posted: July 31, 2023, 7:08 am
In this oddly frightening yet horned up episode of the STAB! show, your Boo Boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes the terrifyingly titillating panel of Aviva Siegel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to give us their three SMPTEs, pick-up lines to and from a box of wine, the VHS aisle of a thrift store, & …
Posted: July 29, 2023, 10:38 pm
In this health-licious AND nutritious episode of the STAB! show chock full-a-nuts host Jesse Jones welcomes a hearty and filling panel of Dayna Bryant, Stephen Ferris & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on MAO, a freeform topical haiku challenge, campaign speeches including an embarrassing memory from Middle School running for a spot on …
Posted: July 26, 2023, 6:15 pm
In this tasty, high caliber episode of the STAB! show, sweet and deadly host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel confusion including Melony Ford, Cory Barringer & Tyler Kinney to share with you their three CNMATs, pick-up lines to and from unbridled enthusiasm, a Spenser’s Gifts, & energy efficient windows, closing arguments in defense of walking …
Posted: July 24, 2023, 7:22 pm
In this slow moving and super adorable episode of the STAB! show, little smoosh face host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lethargy bois, Kim Martel, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Jaclyn Weiand to share with the world their three takes on AHA, greeting cards for “So You Thought You Were On Mute”, a super belated birthday, …
Posted: July 21, 2023, 7:07 pm
In this all live, all nude episode of the STAB! show, your shameless host Jesse Jones welcomes a warm ankled panel of Aubrey Zevallos, Madie Nishimi, & Milk Surface to share their three CRESTs, pick-up lines to and from rompers, Target, & osteoporosis, recipes for toxic fandom, someone who over accessorizes the exterior of their …
Posted: July 12, 2023, 1:01 am
In this grotesquely lavish episode of the STAB! show, posh, dusty nosed host Jesse Jones welcomes a reckless high society panel of Willie Travis, Jillian Marie, & Christiana to share their AFRNs, greeting cards for someone eating someone else’s clearly labeled food in the break room fridge, so your car just got towed, & someone …
Posted: July 10, 2023, 8:57 pm
Alright! Yeah! In this super vibed episode of the STAB! show, viscous host Jesse Jones (Woo!) welcomes a panel of crimson boys Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris, & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three takes on CSA, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of the world of Looney Tunes, craigslist ads for buckets of blood, …
Posted: July 8, 2023, 8:39 pm
In this crisp, refreshing episode of the STAB! show, new car scented host Jesse Jones welcomes fresh of the line panelists Molly Doan, Trip Hazard & Tyler Kinney to usher in Five Brand New Segments, including their new STAB!tionary entries from random letters GBUHUNY, BLGISET, & ASLWIIY, greeting cards for when you can’t even, somebody …
Posted: July 1, 2023, 7:43 pm
In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions …
Posted: June 26, 2023, 8:47 pm
In this oddly sexy episode of the STAB! show, lip rugged host Jesse Jones says hi-diddly-oh to a room full of confusingly hot individuals, including a panel of David Coleman, Emily Pedersen & Jaclyn Weiand who were asked to share their takes on WICBS, pick-up lines to and from erosion, Carmax, & onomatopoeia, closing arguments …
Posted: March 2, 2023, 10:30 pm
In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, your sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes two protein packed guests Ben Feldman and Melony Ford to share with us all their two GVRDs, pick-up lines to or from Crocs, and Unions, campaign speeches from a box of old greeting cards running for mayor of a storage …
Posted: February 28, 2023, 8:28 pm
In this perfectly agreeable episode of the STAB! show, your super mellow host Jesse Jones welcomes a chill AF panel of Sean Crandall, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share with, you know, whoever, their three takes on ARM, nine items on Passive Aggression’s break room bulletin board, recipes for a couple who carves their initials …
Posted: January 9, 2023, 9:00 pm
Hey Bro, it’s really considerate that you’re listening to this episode of the STAB! show! Your thoughtful host Jesse Jones is really attuned to your situation and his super sick panel of hella tight allies Benton Harshaw, Trip Hazard & Allie Rubin are here to share their three takes on BPOE, pick-up lines to or …
Posted: October 11, 2022, 7:15 pm
What’s Cool? Podcasts are cool. Episodes are cool. the STAB! show is cool. Hosts are cool. Jesse Jones is cool. And cool panelists like Jack Brown, Aviva Siegel & Tyler Kinney sharing their three AAIIs, bootlegs of The Godfather, Garfield, & The Great Gatsby, craigslist postings selling Cool Guy Lessons, the secret to happiness, & …
Posted: October 10, 2022, 9:42 pm
In this confusing but manageable edition of the STAB! show, puzzled host Jesse Jones welcomes a health conscious panel of Rhoda Ramone, David Shapiro & Edgar Granados to share their three takes on AAGPBL, nine haiku about Louis C.K.’s Grammy, campaign speeches from a wilted houseplant running for Mayor of an office cubicle, an expired …
Posted: October 7, 2022, 8:31 pm
In this super mellow, hella relaxes episode of the STAB! show, just some broseph and host Jesse Jones welcomes absolute laid back legends, Jeff Brown, Ashley Monique & Kim Martel to share their three NECs, bootleg versions of WebMD, Bing, & OnlyFans, recipes for a successful D&D campaign, a simple misunderstanding, & someone who’s actually …
Posted: October 5, 2022, 6:45 am
In this stalwart, dependable and crinkly episode of the STAB! show, easily foldable host Jesse Jones welcomes three scraps of a panel in Stephen Ferris, Jess Deprez & Melony Ford to share their three different ADs, nine break room bulletin board items for Peace and Calm, campaign speeches from a broken bumper pool table campaigning …
Posted: October 4, 2022, 6:31 am
In this weird, complicated, but still lovable episode of the STAB! show, old dirty Harry Potter shirt wearer and host Jesse Jones welcomes the whole wacky clan of Haneyacs, Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan to share their three takes on LYLAS, Bootlegs of Hot Wheels, Legos, & Barbie, craigslist posts selling personalized mixtape …
Posted: October 3, 2022, 6:13 am
In this good ol’, down home, all natural and damned proud episode of the STAB! show, rough ‘n tumble sum bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a simple, hard workin’ panel of Ross Dunmore (Jordan Gannon), Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BUFORA, nine bulletin board items in the break …
Posted: October 2, 2022, 12:18 am
In this (unintelligible) of the STAB! show, (guttural noises) Jesse Jones welcomes (yowling and shorts) Jason Whitesel, Brett Stults & Willie Travis to share their three takes on JESUS, bootlegs of Mr. Magoo, Street Sharks, & Face Off, closing arguments in defense of accidental reply all, peeing a little bit when you sneeze, & taking …
Posted: July 28, 2022, 10:37 pm
In this easily and reliably streaming episode of future Crackle Original, the STAB! show, host and devoted Chicken Soup for the Soul employee hopeful, Jesse Jones welcomes a very grateful and appreciative panel of Aviva Siegel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Molly Doan to share their three ILPs, nine Crackle break room bulletin board items, campaign …
Posted: July 21, 2022, 1:07 am
In this weirdly pungent and recognizable episode of the STAB! show, Dolph Lungren scented host Jesse Jones welcomes the famous potpourri panel of Marco Cabodi, Becky Lynn & Jaclyn Weiand to share their various NDCAs, bootlegs of The Voice, 2001: A Space Odyssey, & Charlie Brown, recipes for a giggle fit, the person who texts …
Posted: July 11, 2022, 8:30 pm
In this explosive episode of the STAB! show, splatter art enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pained and strained panel of Christy Farley, David Coleman & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on FOOMCL, nine 2022 Winter Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for optimism, non-stretchy Yoga pants, & ten seconds of total invincibility, reviews of …
Posted: July 8, 2022, 9:58 pm
In this leering episode of the STAB! show, trench coat enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of creeps, Kim Martel, Benton Harshaw & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on LBIST, nine things found on the break room bulletin board of Social Media, celebrations of paper money, Swiss cheese, & Mark Twain, …
Posted: June 30, 2022, 11:59 pm
In this 300 free minute episode of the STAB! show, free CD and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of MORE free CDs, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Feldman, & Molly Doan to share their three FTEs, musings on the bathroom walls of the 90s, craigslist postings for a pit dug in your backyard that leads …
Posted: June 28, 2022, 10:04 pm
In this recorded audio of an episodic nature designated the STAB! show , facilitator and impediment Jesse Jones implores comedic panelists Melony Ford, Ashley Monique, & Tyler Kinney to impart their three takes on HIPOT, nine free Covid test and mask haiku, closing arguments in defense of chub rub, not discovering there’s no toilet paper …
Posted: June 27, 2022, 7:30 am
In this chock full to over flowin’ episode of the STAB! show, your plump and juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a savory panel of Eric James Barger I, Michelle Petro, Jason Whitesel & Molly Doan to share their three KJVs, nine items on the bulletin board in the break room of Illuminati headquarters, recipes for …
Posted: June 24, 2022, 6:42 pm
In this sprawling multiversal episode of the STAB! show, watcher and host Jesse Jones welcomes a crossover panel of Sean Crandall, Dayne Bryant & Eric James Barger I to share their three takes on AADD, pick-up lines to and from a crosswalk button, general relativity, & turkey bologna, celebrations of New Mexico, John Delorean, Joan …
Posted: June 22, 2022, 7:03 am
In our annual Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! show, super grateful host Jesse Jones welcomes a slew of show producers including Chad Bogard, Jorge Francisco Hernandez, Skip Bacon, Jason Whitesel, Carissa Edwards, Jess Roberts, David Coleman, Katy Grant, Milk Surface, Court Hansen, Madie Nishimi, Heather Rogue, Nicole Eichenberg, Cory Barringer, Spenser Sellens, Buddy …
Posted: June 21, 2022, 7:40 am
In this mouth full of an episode of the STAB! show, your retching host Jesse Jones welcomes an unexpectedly chunky panel of Kim Martel, Chris Miller, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three HYAMLCs, pick-up lines to and from a chimney, mistletoe, & chestnuts, closing arguments in defense of a sack of coal, consumerism, & …
Posted: June 20, 2022, 7:34 am
In this no longer recognized episode of the STAB! show, human furrowed brow and host Jesse Jones welcomes a formerly valued panel of Kameron Schmid, Jillian Marie, & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on PLH, Pick-Up Lines to and from a Snow Man, the Nice List, & coal, recipes for Christmas Cheer, the person …
Posted: June 17, 2022, 7:46 pm
In this vehicular man candy episode of the STAB! show, host, and steamy pile of mangled flesh Jesse Jones welcomes a ruggedly handsome and medically talented panel of Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris & Christy Farley to share their three takes on YTBD, bootlegs of ER, South Park, & The Matrix, winners of fights between the …
Posted: June 16, 2022, 7:18 am
In this sugar encrusted deep state sponsored episode of the STAB! show, your host – clearly in the pocket of big sucrose – Jesse Jones welcomes a dish fighting panel of Jordan Gannon & Tyler Kinney to share their three GPAs, bootlegs of Catcher in the Rye, The Good Place & Top Gun, campaign speeches …
Posted: June 15, 2022, 7:35 am
In this very delicate, hot button episode of the STAB! show, color blind host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of purple people: Milk Surface, Jason Whitesel & Willie Travis, to discuss their three takes on SONAR, pick-up lines to and from artificial sweetener, aluminum foil, & basketball shorts, recipes for someone barely holding it together, …
Posted: June 14, 2022, 7:39 am
In this highly literate episode of the STAB! show, your host and famed cryptid, Jesse Jones welcomes a vengeful and just panel of Nick Pettigrew, Marco Cabodi & Melony Ford to share their three takes on WOTAN, nine Thanksgiving and Black Friday haiku, the victors in fights between a landfill full of obsolete technology vs. …
Posted: June 13, 2022, 7:17 am
In this very insecure episode of the STAB! show, your dum dum of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of not smarts in Christy Farley, Dylan Thomas Fox & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on LIFE, pick-up lines to and from pigs in a blanket, a picket line, & Peter Piper, recipes …
Posted: June 9, 2022, 8:03 pm
In this unexpectedly creamy episode of the STAB! show, big dumb man host Jesse Jones welcomes a putting up with him panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Ashley Monique & Molly Doan to share their three HPDJs, bootleg Flintstones, The Matrix, & Squid Game, celebrations of the Wagon Train, Nellie Tayloe Ross, & Ralph Macchio, vows to …
Posted: June 9, 2022, 6:12 am
In this zoologically challenging episode of the STAB! show, your somewhat pink host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of clucks Coreen Lemcke, Bill Wallis & Jordan Gannon to share their various takes on CALTRANS, nine Halloween haiku, closing arguments in defense of stepping barefoot on a stray Lego in the middle of the night, finding …
Posted: June 7, 2022, 10:35 pm
In this all encompassing episode of the STAB! show, Alpha host Jesse Jones welcomes an Omega panel of Kim Martel, Michelle Petro & Joe-Joe Louis to give their takes on JOB, bootleg versions of Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas, campaign speeches from a 2009 Kia Soul running for Mayor of a used car lot, a Halloween …
Posted: June 7, 2022, 12:57 am
In this heapin’ pan of stank that IS the STAB! show, your helpful host Jesse Jones welcomes a junior crime fighting panel of Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris & Tyler Kinney to share their three LTRs, the bathroom wall musings of the panelist’s own brain’s bathroom stalls, craigslist posts selling the Gool Ol’ Days, craigslist, & …
Posted: June 3, 2022, 10:36 pm
In this chant worthy episode of STAB! (Rhoda!) your non-Rhoda host Jesse Jones (Rhoda!) welcomes electrifying guests Rhoda Ramone(!!!), Jeff Brown & Jack Brown to share with everyone their three different HAKAS, pick-up lines to or from a smash cake, action movies, & powdered drink mix, closing arguments in defense of a slow moving freight …
Posted: June 3, 2022, 12:38 am
In this put off edition of the STAB! show, mecha-procrastinator and host Jesse Jones, welcomes super on top of it gents, Ben Rice, Benton Harshaw & Daniel Humbarger to share with YOU their three different FEARs, their bootleg knockoffs of Spider-Man, Lucky Charms, & Seinfeld, recipes for that overachiever who threw off the curve for …
Posted: June 1, 2022, 9:18 pm
In this burning and irritating episode of the STAB! show, your swollen host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of piles Daniel Kessenich, Alex Shewmaker, & Willie Travis to share three different takes on RQMTS, nine Fall 2021 haiku, craigslist ads for a collection of a child’s refrigerator drawings, some kind of glowing rock that crashed …
Posted: May 2, 2022, 7:47 am
In this completely fabricated and valueless episode of the STAB! show, host and stack of meaningless rectangles Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pointless metal circles, Kim Martel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Ben Feldman to share their three different MDMA’s, nine Toon Town break room bulletin board items, celebrations of the Mayflower, Old Ironsides, & …
Posted: April 30, 2022, 12:42 am
In this big, burly, oiled up episode of the STAB! show, your ticket to the gun show and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pectacular panel of Marco Cabodi, Milk Surface & Melony Ford to share their three different CUWTAs, their bootlegs of Star Trek, The Office, & Nerf, campaign speeches from a box of store …
Posted: April 18, 2022, 9:56 pm
In this sickly, scrawny episode of the STAB! show, your dashed on the rocks below host Jesse Jones welcomes a big, burly, bearded panel of Brett Stults, Derek Dozier & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on FFS, pick-up lines to and from a milk carton left in the fridge with barely a swig …
Posted: April 15, 2022, 9:21 pm
In this heapin’ plate full of an episode of STAB!, your saucy host Jesse Jones welcomes oodles of noodles of panelists Eric James Barger I, David Coleman, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three meaty takes on GAV, nine items from the break room Bulletin Board of the 2021 Teacher’s Lounge, Campaign Speeches from a …
Posted: April 12, 2022, 7:21 pm
In this for external use only episode of STAB! your use as directed host Jesse Jones welcomes the no-no-goesinya panel of Sean Crandall, Edgar Granados & Kim Martel to share their three TTFNs, bootlegs of Suicide Squad, Guess Who?, & Jiffy Lube, craigslist postings for all the things someone has collected with Biblical faces CLEARLY …
Posted: April 12, 2022, 5:23 am
On this seething, percolating episode of the STAB! show, your slow rolling host Jesse Jones welcomes a bubbly panel of Molly Doan, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to share their three steamy takes on PAYE, pick-up lines to and from student loan debt, a fast food drive through menu board, & recession, recipes for existential …
Posted: January 28, 2022, 5:08 am
In this rough but snuggly episode of the STAB! show, your super squishable host Jesse Jones welcomes a justice loving panel of Dylan Fox & Melony Ford to share their two different CDWOs, six 2020 Tokyo Olympics haiku, closing arguments in defense of no toilet paper in a public restroom, & wasps, reviews of things, …
Posted: January 26, 2022, 7:55 pm
You will want nothing more than to listen to this episode of the STAB! show, but Captain and host Jesse Jones must not! So instead the faithful panel of Nick Pettigrew, Ryan King & Jack Brown will instead regail him with their three different RTEKs (or AYTMTBs), nine items found on the bulletin board of …
Posted: January 25, 2022, 8:27 pm
Welcome fun seekers and thrill goers! In this loud, bright and exciting episode of the STAB! show, ticket booth operator and host Jesse Jones welcomes panel of power cards Cory Barringer, Kameron Schmid & Jordan Gannon to share their three takes on AYTMTB, bootleg versions of VeggieTales, Ben & Jerry’s, & America’s Got Talent, campaign …
Posted: January 24, 2022, 8:22 pm
In this delicious, chocolate coated episode of the STAB! show, malted host ball Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pricy snacks Chris Miller, Rhoda Ramone & Eric Barger to share their three IANALBs, nine space billionaire haiku, craigslist postings for a bunch of “inventions” which are just a series of things with other things taped …
Posted: January 21, 2022, 8:17 pm
Mmmm, this episode of the STAB! show is like a Hefty full of Snack Pack and your host Jesse Jones has got a sudden craving to hear heaping spoonfuls of sweet, sweet funny from the panel of Allie Rubin, Alex Shewmaker & Kim Martel as they share their three takes on TTKSF, three sets of …
Posted: January 20, 2022, 7:56 pm
Woosh! Zoom! Sparkle sparkle! In this dazzling display of an episode of the STAB! show, video toaster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a true rainbow comet tail of panelists Willie Travis, Michelle Petro & David Coleman to share with you their three NRMAs, bootleg knockoffs of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, American Gladiators, & Disney +, …
Posted: January 19, 2022, 8:14 pm
CONSUME! Purchase! BE! In this, available for free shipping if you listen in the next 3 hours and 44 minutes episode of the STAB! show, a three pack of host Jesse Jones welcomes an Amazon Basics panel of Evan Nyarady, Corinne Nelson & Ben Feldman to share their three different FOAFs, nine Prime Day haiku, …
Posted: January 18, 2022, 8:09 pm
Whoa! Sick dove tail flip-a-ma-jig! Wow, bet you didn’t see THAT coming? On this hella gnar episode of the STAB! show, radical host Jesse (Jetski) Jones welcomes tan, tight and outta sight panelists Ben Rice, Brett Stults & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AKA, nine pick-up lines to or from an office …
Posted: January 17, 2022, 8:13 pm
Keep it tidy, keep it fraysh, swab it down and spritz if awf! Personal grooming is important on the STAB! Show, and your well swabbed host Jesse Jones welcomes a sparkly gleaming panel of Christy Farley, Daniel Kessenich & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BFP, their bootleg knock off versions of Ocean’s …
Posted: October 6, 2021, 6:16 am
No, you’re in the right place, we know it’s hard to tell at first, but, you are. In this pretty similar edition of the STAB! program, that one guy, host Jesse Jones, welcomes a familiar yet distinct enough panel of Sean Crandall, Stephen Ferris and Melony Ford to share their three recognizable takes on SNL, …
Posted: October 1, 2021, 9:32 pm
Welcome to the STAB! show, don’t check your shoes, that’s just how it is around here. In this fragrant edition of the program, pungent host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh as a daisy panel including Bill Wallis, Honcho McDucket and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three stanky takes on BATFE, pick-up lines to and from …
Posted: June 4, 2021, 12:53 am
You need more magnificent mustache in your life, WE need more magnificent mustache in our life, and we at the STAB! show do what we can to provide, as fur faced host Jesse Jones welcomes regrettably smooth panelists Christiana and Nick Pettigrew to share their two unique takes on NQR, six haiku about the failures …
Posted: May 25, 2021, 7:25 am
Some days are better than others. And then some days, you see a dog. On this blissful pure, tail wagglin’ edition of the STAB! show, belly rubbin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of the goodest panelists: Allie Rubin, Marco Cabodi and Ben Rice, to share with the world their three different GFEs, nine break …
Posted: May 24, 2021, 7:54 am
The journey is just as important as the destination, you have to remember where you came from to appreciate where you’ve gotten. In this hustlin’ edition of the STAB! show, boss bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soldiers including Molly Doan, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share their keys to unstoppable …
Posted: May 18, 2021, 7:30 am
You like word play? Sure you do! What’s not to love? And in this edition of the STAB! show, chock full of verbal gymnastics, your host Jesse Jones invites a panel of cunning linguists including Eric James Barger I, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to spin yarns about their three different takes on PAWCTN or …
Posted: May 17, 2021, 7:33 am
You feel that thing creeping up behind you? That thing that feels like it’s always been there, because it has. That’s the STAB! show! And in this introspective edition, your always aware and never at peace host Jesse Jones welcomes the sorrowful panel of Evan Nyarady, Jessica Deprez & Becky Lynn to share with you …
Posted: May 13, 2021, 7:12 am
It’s not easy being green and trying to make super friends. So let’s take a break from monitor duty for this edition of STAB! where charter member and host Jesse Jones welcomes the many forms of Chris Miller, Max Wolfson and Jordan Gannon as they share their three NOYs, nine bulletin board items found in …
Posted: May 12, 2021, 7:28 am
Hallo unt velcome to the STAB! program. Your host Jesse Jones would like to offer you mangled flesh circles in the form of audio humor. The panel of Dylan Thomas Fox, Alex Shewmaker and Kim Martel has prepared a gorging of content for you to consume, including three different UDTs, bootleg versions of Jack in …
Posted: May 11, 2021, 7:46 am
Here at STAB!, we understand that if we want Disney to someday unhinge its jaw and swallow us whole, we’re gonna need marketable franchises, like those found in the Jaclyn Cory Extended Universe, so in this world expanding edition of the STAB! show, Executive Producer Jesse Jones flings open the door to OUR house of …
Posted: May 10, 2021, 7:18 am
It’s a Summertime feel here in this edition of STAB! as your be-short shorted and bean stained host Jesse Jones welcomes the sun kissed panel of Rhoda Ramone, Jason Whitesel and Melony Ford to share their three OOAKs, pick-up lines to and from a parking garage, jorts, & Easter candy, reviews, including a Travelocity review …
Posted: May 6, 2021, 7:44 am
In this brawny, warm, comforting edition of the STAB! program, bi’s and tri’s a plentiful host Jesse Jones welcomes in the quivering, huddled panel of Cory Barringer, Michelle Petro and Tyler Kinney to share with YOU their three different takes on CCCDCC, nine items hung on the bulletin board of an action movie henchman job …
Posted: May 5, 2021, 7:26 am
In this yellow tinted hell of our own making, where every decision we make was long ago pre-determined in a writer’s room, lumbering oafish STAB! host Jesse Jones welcomes to his couch, panelists Jon Gomora, Milk Surface & Christiana Dominguez to share their three different GAAPs, bootleg versions of the Muppets, The Lord of the …
Posted: May 4, 2021, 7:41 am
In this latest edition of STAB!, which we can neither confirm nor deny either does or doesn’t exist and which you may or may not be listening to, host Jesse Jones welcomes figments and phantoms Jordan Gannon, Nicki Fuchs & Daniel Humbarger to share their three different takes on SHTR, nine haiku about a year …
Posted: May 3, 2021, 7:12 am
In this very respectful edition of the STAB! show, boundary adhering host Jesse Jones extends a non-aggressive invitation to strong, independent panelists Becky Lynn, Daniel Kessenich & Alyssa Cowan to share with the group their three SCWTCAs, pick-up lines to and from a bowling alley, a jigsaw puzzle & a potted plant, recipes for a …
Posted: April 14, 2021, 7:51 am
In this rap-rockin’ edition of the STAB! show, host and biscuit limper Jesse Jones welcomes a nu panel of Eric James Barger I, Melony Ford & Nick Pettigrew to share their three very different HAGOs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Capitalism, craigslist ads for hella sick scooter skills, a glamour shots style photo …
Posted: April 12, 2021, 10:46 pm
In this unreasonably cozy edition of the STAB! show, your fluff-tacular host Jesse Jones welcomes a super cuddly panel of Willie Travis, John Morris Ross IV, & Rhoda D. Ramone to share their three different TARFU, nine haiku about the fun finds of an Irish litter warden, celebrations of Buster Douglas upsetting Mike Tyson, the …
Posted: March 12, 2021, 8:28 am
In this essential edition of the STAB! show, your freshly sanitized host Jesse Jones leads socially distanced panelists Kim Martel, Jeff Brown & Danielle Mandella in honking their horns after 7pm and THEN sharing their three RTFMs, pick-up lines to and from a craigslists love seat, back hair, & contactless delivery, their recipes for the …
Posted: March 10, 2021, 8:59 am
On this new, sleek, edge cutting edition of the STAB! show platform, content provider and host Jesse Jones welcomes the binge worthy panel of Sean Crandall & Aviva Siegel to upload their two CGDCs, bootleg versions of Sex and the City, Sesame Street, & The Fast and the Furious, reviews of things like a Game …
Posted: March 8, 2021, 8:37 am
In this chonky, wilful episode of STAB!, human participation ribbon and host Jesse Jones welcomes the most adorable panel of Becky Lynn, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share with the world their three different takes on FCCC, nine Biden presidency prediction Haiku, closing arguments in defense of someone who just replies “k” to your …
Posted: February 17, 2021, 8:34 am
Hola from the STAB! show! Your genial, welcoming host Jesse Jones welcomes and hospitalitizes guest panelist Molly Doan and Melony Ford, inviting them to present lovingly to you, the listening public their two UFO/IFOs, their six bulletin board items from the break room in Purgatory, how they celebrated the anniversaries of Elvis’ Aloha From Hawaii …
Posted: February 14, 2021, 5:42 am
In this dramatically flourishing edition of the STAB! show, purely demonstrational host Jesse Jones welcomes a the forceful panel of Ben Feldman, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share with the dumbfounded, their three takes on CDC, pick-up lines to and from a box of break room donuts, a chalk outline, and irrigation, Craigslist postings …
Posted: February 7, 2021, 12:34 am
In this craze-a-loo zowie WHAAA?!, episode of STAB!, host and bonkers whoozits, Jesse Jones welcomes yowza panelists Alyssa Cowan, Nick Pettigrew & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NYE variants, bootleg versions of G.I. Joe, Super Mario Brothers, & the Power Puff Girls, the winners of classic fights including good news vs. imposter syndrome, an …
Posted: January 6, 2021, 2:02 am
It’s the 2020 STAB! Year End Family Special! Where we get as many representatives from as many STAB! Comedy Theater shows as we can in one giant celebration of the year! In this festive episode of STAB!, Merry and Bright host Jesse Jones welcomes in Luke Soin, Jessica Deprez, Cory Barringer, Jaclyn Weiand, Buddy Dean, …
Posted: December 30, 2020, 8:57 am
In this fine smelling cooking edition of the STAB! show, smack laying host Jesse Jones welcomes roody poo panelists Nick Coleman, Alex Shewmaker, & Marco Cabodi to share their three different FYDPs, pickup lines to or from a toll booth operator, the ticket redemption prizes in a bowling alley arcade, & Nintendo Power, recipes for …
Posted: December 25, 2020, 8:16 am
In this good, very good, sincerely important and meaningful but not BEST episode of STAB!, nice enough host Jesse Jones welcomes pals Cory Barringer, Eric James Barger I, and Alyssa Cowan, to share their three different takes on IBGYBG, their bootleg versions of Pokemon, Carebears & Star Trek, their various reviews including a Car & …
Posted: December 24, 2020, 8:57 am
In this high flying and goodbyeing episode of STAB!, host and headmaster Jesse Jones welcomes a wand wielding panel of Andrew Orolfo, Jason Whitesel & Ngaio Bealum to share with us their three takes on GSOH, their nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Hogwarts, the winners of fights between a Baskin Robbins shift manager …
Posted: December 23, 2020, 8:17 am
In this misunderstood, cackling episode of STAB!, broom riding host Jesse Jones welcomes a warty panel of Danielle Mandella, Edgar Granados, & Ryan King to give us their three different takes on CRAFT, nine haiku about Santa’s health, their craigslist ads for a ziplock bag of assorted pills, Holiday Cheer, & two tickets to the …
Posted: December 22, 2020, 8:10 am
In this patient, attentive episode of STAB!, giving host Jesse Jones welcomes Michelle Petro, Becky Lynn and Ben Rice to share their takes on BBL & TTYL, pick-up lines to or from an asteroid coming towards Earth, a spider in a bathtub, & a Golf Cart, bootleg versions of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, My …
Posted: December 21, 2020, 11:10 pm
In this sweet, acidic episode of STAB!, totally buzzed host Jesse Jones welcomes a gut buster of a panel of Nick Pettigrew, Allie Rubin, & Christiana, to share with him their three takes on FUBAR, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of “Hollywood”, various reviews of things, such as a Game Informer review of …
Posted: December 9, 2020, 8:42 am
In this mistakenly idealistic episode of the STAB! show, your wishful thinking host Jesse Jones welcomes guests Christy Farley, Rhoda Ramone & Tyler Kinney to share their three different CATs, nine Presidential election haiku, concession speeches from a diaper full of Hormel Chili who was running against a sports car made of spider, a pair …
Posted: December 7, 2020, 8:39 am
In this viscous episode of the STAB! show, dribble host Jesse Jones welcomes panelist Jason B, Mark Burk & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CLDB, pick-up lines to and from a tool shed, diabetes, & a water park, campaign speeches from a swimsuit poster with a healthy serving of side boob running …
Posted: December 1, 2020, 2:07 am
In this brittle, calcium deficient episode of the STAB! show, perfect Angel and host Jesse Jones welcomes Kim Martel, Kevin Scott Brown & Melony Ford to share their three different NIBs, nine UK Drug Liberalization Haiku, campaign speeches from an Oster Brand Rice Cooker running against an Instant Pot, a host of a debate style …
Posted: November 21, 2020, 4:37 am
In this single holed episode of the STAB! show, weird, confusing host Jesse Jones welcomes go with the flow panelists Cory Barringer, Christiana, & Jack Brown to share their three CCCs, the nine things on the bulletin boards of the break rooms of their nightmares, campaign speeches from an All-Terrain Tackle Grassmaster Jig running for …
Posted: October 28, 2020, 7:37 am
Haaappy new episode everybody, in this all too real edition of the STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes Alyssa Cowan, Christy Farley and Jaclyn Weiand to share with the office their three different CESTs, their selection of pick-up lines to and from a Spirit Halloween Store, a toaster with a really finicky darkness knob, & Marge …
Posted: October 26, 2020, 7:56 am
In this blunt force episode of the STAB! show, host and big dumb object Jesse Jones invites unwieldy panelists Trip Hazard, Aviva Siegel and Tyler Kinney to share with the ears of unsuspecting listeners their three takes on YACC, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of Heaven, powerful closing arguments defending that fart right …
Posted: October 23, 2020, 11:52 pm
In this, the highest, holiest of episodes of the STAB! show, host and smoke bellower, Jesse Jones welcomes prospective pontiffs (PPs) Ryan King, Marco Cabodi and Melony Ford to share with their most devout followers their three different MAPS, pick-up lines to and from a claw game, chopped liver, & a hard boiled noir detective, …
Posted: October 11, 2020, 10:12 pm
In this arboreal turgid episode of the STAB! show, your oaken host Jesse Jones welcomes saplings David Coleman, Willie Travis and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NIPSCOs, nine tree wedding anniversary related haiku, their various reviews of things, including a Yelp review of Limbo, a GrubHub review for a restaurant in a Fallout game, …
Posted: September 29, 2020, 1:36 am
In this invasive, yet tantalizing episode of the STAB! Show, your host Jesse Jones asks panelists Rhoda Ramone, Sean Crandall & Joe-Joe Louis to open wide and share with your ear holes their three different FTLOGs, pick-up lines to and from the buffet at the Sizzler, aging, & the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Craigslist ads …
Posted: September 25, 2020, 12:17 am
Hallo an’ welcome to tha STAB! show! It will be a gud listen for yu when host Jesse Jones invitedly welcomes panelists Michelle Petro, Patrick Rogers & Alyssa Cowan to share with your family their three different AMUGs, nine haiku about the end of the NYT’s TV listings, closing arguments in defense of a still …
Posted: September 11, 2020, 11:48 pm
In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming …
Posted: August 31, 2020, 7:56 am
In this sticky, fluid caked episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Cory Barringer, Emma Haney and Chris Emery and invites them to share their three takes on MPEG, pick-up lines to and from a cardboard box, roadkill & a nuclear submarine, recipes for how to make a wall street muckety muck, …
Posted: August 24, 2020, 7:42 am
In this heroic, straining episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones invites panelists Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Nick Brunner to share with the entire effin’ world, their three different LOPSODs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Avengers Tower, rundowns of fights featuring A Lager vs. A Stout vs. A Glass of Fetid …
Posted: August 17, 2020, 7:29 am
In this lush, bouncin’ and behavin’ episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Court Hansen, Luke Soin & Alyssa Cowan to share their three different takes on PAM, pick-up lines to and from anxiety, wind & a dump truck full of kittens, the craigslist ads for the year 1918, some mellow ass …
Posted: August 10, 2020, 7:26 am
Hey dirt bags and dirt baguettes! Check out this gunky episode of STAB! where host John Morris Ross IV asks guests Cory Barringer, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones about their three different takes on LATE, nine prostitute hamburger payment haiku, their thoughts on the Mississippi River, small pox, Paris train derailments, iPads, Coca-Cola, & subway …
Posted: July 20, 2020, 4:30 pm
In this firm, dimply episode of STAB! From the May STAB!athon fund drive, John Morris Ross IV drives at guests Aviva Siegel, David Coleman and Jesse Jones for their FUNd thoughts about their three different CANCELs, nine Google searches from single people in 2020, their feelings about King Sigismond of Burgundy, Spongebob Squarepants, postage stamps, …
Posted: July 10, 2020, 11:11 pm
In this lovely, lumpy episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Melony Ford, Tyler Kinney, Emily Pedersen and Jesse Jones to share their four different VACAYs, twelve haiku about car crash baby delivery, their thoughts on Nicolas Jacques Pelletier, Billy Martin, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the automatic pinsetter, license plates, South African voting …
Posted: July 1, 2020, 3:33 am
In this sure footed episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Ben Feldman, Nick Magavern, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on CU#T, twelve Google searches of the Spanish Flu, their thoughts on the Veronese Easter, IBM, Chelsea Clinton, commercial fishing, the West Fertilizer Explosion, Looney Tunes, John …
Posted: June 8, 2020, 7:33 am
The whole Joe-Joe Has Fun crew returns again through the magic of social distancing as John Morris Ross IV and Jesse Jones (STAB! guys) welcome Joe-Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jeff Brown (Joe-Joe Crew). They don’t rumble, instead, they share their four different COUCHes, twelve Roseanne Covid Conspiracy haiku, their thoughts on China/USA table tennis, …
Posted: May 15, 2020, 7:19 am
In this flappy, boisterous episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guest Benton Harshaw, Willie Travis, and Jesse Jones to share their three takes on DRUNK, nine Google searches from the guy who dances in the background of every news feed, their thoughts on the ACLU, Ted Kaczynski, Mortorolla, Microsoft, Bobby Fisher, Anatoly Karpov, …
Posted: May 12, 2020, 6:33 pm
In this difficult but awesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes begrudgingly awesome guests Jaclyn Weiand, Melony Ford, Christiana Dominguez and Jesse Jones to exchange four different HOMEs, twelve weird doll confusion haiku, their thoughts on The Book of Mormon, smoking in Scotland, the Vancouver Millionaires, Heaven’s Gate, Mt. Saint Helens, the Supreme …
Posted: April 22, 2020, 6:38 pm
In our first quarantine episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomed Cory Barringer and David Thorne from a distance, and Jesse Jones from less of a distance, to share their three different FUUUCKs, nine Google searches from the United States Government, their thoughts on Maximinus Thrax, Lego Land, the Great Boston Fire, Libby Riddles, …
Posted: April 14, 2020, 7:54 pm
In this episode of STAB! with gams whut go all the way down, John Morris Ross IV welcomes leggy guests Michelle Petro, Marco Cabodi, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones to share their four different POLIO, twelve haiku about Sanskrit-less Alabama Yoga, their thought on Uranus, Chilean fruit, Pluto, the NFL’s roaming Cardinals, Mother Teressa’s successor, …
Posted: April 1, 2020, 10:28 pm
In this, the number one podcast in all of Zeeland, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Stephen Ferris, Kameron Schmid, Joe-Joe Louis, and Jesse Jones to share their four different BURRITOs, twelve Google searches from the type of person who stopped buying Corona beer because of the Corona Virus, their thoughts on Matt Beck, Susan Birmingham, …
Posted: March 24, 2020, 7:40 pm
In this episode of the debatably entertaining STAB! Program, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Christiana Dominguez, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their three different AIDS1N1, nine haiku about Cookie Monster dressed tragedy, Steven Langston’s anniversary haiku, their thoughts on nylon, Angelababy, Dord, the Brady Law, Benedict XVI, & Netherlands Ambassadors, craigslist sales …
Posted: March 3, 2020, 3:36 am
In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts …
Posted: February 24, 2020, 8:58 am
In this fact filled and biologically informative episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Sean Crandall, Nick Magavern and Jesse Jones and invites them to share their three different takes on LOVE, nine haiku about a date turned crime spree, their thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot, James Bond, voting machines, Indian Airlines, …
Posted: February 17, 2020, 8:34 am
In this wacky sounding episode of STAB! boring ol’ Jesse Jones welcomes his much more nonsensically named guests Jason B, Benton Harshaw and Joe-Joe Louis to squeak in their craziest accents about their three different HJs, three limericks about new knees, business pitches for a gastro pub whose ingredients are secretly pet foods, a Mardi …
Posted: February 14, 2020, 8:14 am
In this cruel, weird and ubiquitous world, STAB! exists, and in this EDITION of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes guests Melony Ford, Cory Barringer and Jack Brown to share with the void their three different NSYNCs, pick-up lines to and from a junk drawer, Party City, & ninjas, their picks of winners in fights between the …
Posted: February 11, 2020, 5:46 am
In this knotty and twisted episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes pine scented guests Luke Soin, Buddy Dean and Jesse Jones to share their five different LURKs, nine penis spider bite haiku, their thoughts on AIDS, Krueger Brewing Company, Voyager II, Eskimo Pies, the Royal Rumble, and Ted Bundy, business pitches for an …
Posted: February 7, 2020, 8:41 am
Turn up for this latest turnip packed episode of STAB! as John Morris Ross IV invites guests Michelle Petro, Evan T. Lilley, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their four different S#!Ts, twelve slumlord Google searches, their thoughts on royal pelvises, VCRs, Australian Cricket, the Virgin Islands, Elizabeth Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra, Sarah …
Posted: February 3, 2020, 8:23 am
In this University of Michigan attending episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes law students Alyssa Cowan, Grant Potter, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their four DOOVERs, twelve haiku about grey foxes stalking an old man, their thoughts on Pope Benedict XVI, NCAA Football, breast implants, Wendy’s, China, Germany, Jerry Lee Lewis, …
Posted: January 31, 2020, 8:38 am
In this punctuation free episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones hosts at Danielle Mandella, Jesse Rivera and Joe-Joe Louis as they share their three different BMIs, nine swinger club New Year’s party/Divorce Month haiku, their thoughts on who would win in fights between a chipmunk with seven PhDs vs. a mime with a jetpack, a vegan …
Posted: January 27, 2020, 8:54 am
We usher out 2019 with a big STAB! Comedy Theater family edition of the STAB! program featuring John Morris Ross IV, Nick Magavern, Dylan Thomas Fox, Ruby Setnik, Stephen Ferris, Emma Haney, Court Hansen, Melony Ford, Sean Crandall, Christy Farley, Michelle Petro, Derek Dozier, Bill Wallis, Willie Travis, Cory Barringer, Kevin Scott Brown, Alyssa Cowan, …
Posted: January 24, 2020, 8:47 am
It’s hard to keep track of things sometimes, and sometimes, you forget where they should go. STAB!’s like that, sorta. In this misguided episode, John Morris Ross IV listens to Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones and their three different RESOLUTIONs, nine Google searches from Baby New Year, their thoughts on Freedom of Religion, …
Posted: January 20, 2020, 8:53 am
In this litigious episode of STAB!, senior partner John Morris Ross IV welcomes clerks Nick Coleman, Evan T. Lilley and Jesse Jones to deliver their three different COALs, nine haiku about a church elder soliciting sex with gift cards, their thoughts about nuclear power, Adolph Hitler, South Carolina cesession, ferry sinkings, World Youth Day, & …
Posted: January 17, 2020, 8:43 am
Hey Commodore, you ready to listen to John Morris Ross IV talking to bubbas Benton Harshaw, Drew Absher and Jesse Jones about their three takes on GOODNESS, nine Google searches from Greta Thunberg, their thoughts on Saddam Hussein, Jimmy Dean, Taylor Swift, the clip on tie, Alan Thicke, & Al Gore, the synopsis of made-up …
Posted: January 15, 2020, 9:01 am
For only the most dedicated STAB! Devotees, John Morris Ross IV welcomes you behind the velvet rope to hear Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones share their two different takes on BACTERIA, six haiku about endangered frogs with semeny pee, their thoughts on London cabs, human heart transplants, Lolita, & the Altamont free concert, reviews of …
Posted: January 13, 2020, 8:32 am
Duck the thunder balls over head in this episode of STAB! as Jesse Jones welcomes Cory Barringer, Jason B. and Melony Ford to share their three different VISAs, nine Aurora school bus driver drinking and driving Haiku, explanations of office politics to a basket of day old bread, panic to a too chill brah, and …
Posted: January 9, 2020, 8:30 am
In this fold flicking episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Christiana Dominguez, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their three different FIGHTS, nine Google searches from Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, their thoughts on the Juan Fernandez Islands, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Humane Society, Toy Story, Black Beard, the Albanian Alphabet, JFK’s Assassination, & …
Posted: January 7, 2020, 10:28 pm
Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and …
Posted: December 2, 2019, 8:53 am
Coming up at three we’ll talk to someone dry about something boring, but for the next two hours it’s reportage of the accumulated base hits, runs and other goings on in this afternoon’s base contests, involving bats, and balls. In this oddly out of place episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV takes time to …
Posted: November 28, 2019, 5:12 am
State Capital comedy guys Joe Michael Russ VI and Jerry James have finally opened their own super legit and respectable comedyesque venue SCAB! Comedy Theater! In this strike busting episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Joe-Joe Louis, Alyssa Cowan, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones share their four takes on SCAB, twelve Google searches …
Posted: November 27, 2019, 4:31 am
A hearty hail and good day to all the ships at sea as you sail out with the winds of Uncle Sam’s big bourbony breathy on the back of your neck! Go out there and give them ol’ Adolph one on the kisser from all of us back home! In this star spangled episode of …
Posted: November 21, 2019, 8:48 am
Now you just hold it right there ya side windin’, lilly livered, no good low down son of a whut now! Ol’ Spittoon Fists is gonna give ya what for with a rappin’ from these here brassy mits-a-mine! In this haymaker throwin’ episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes cow poke Bill Wallis, Jason …
Posted: November 7, 2019, 8:26 am
So, this is an episode of STAB! And, well, that’s pretty much it. You can listen to it, there’s no video, so listening to it is pretty much it. You can laugh at all the jokes and then, laugh some more I guess, that’s pretty much it. In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pretty …
Posted: October 24, 2019, 7:38 am
For the highest quality editorial eye in the world of wood working magazines, there is no other choice, but Dave Campbell. To choose otherwise, would be to risk the trust of your valued readers. In this finely crafted and meticulously handled episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes craftspeople Alyssa Cowan, Dan Kapr and Joe-Joe Louis, …
Posted: October 21, 2019, 7:45 am
Technology is amazing. And then it isn’t. You get a thing, it changes your life, it makes you wonder how you even existed before this. Then, just 20 or so years later, the thing isn’t very good any more! Planned obsolescence, am I right?! In this magical, magical episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes David …
Posted: October 17, 2019, 7:30 am
Honk! Hey guys! H-honk! Look out, I’m shoppin’! Oh-Em-Gee! Are you driving through this shopping center too? That’s so crazy! Wanna run into Spencer’s Gifts or Lady Foot Locker or whatever hasn’t gone bankrupt by now?! In this make good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes hot rod guests Cory Barringer, Willie Travis and Melony …
Posted: October 14, 2019, 7:37 am
There’s a sweaty pitcher of lemonade sittin’ on a TV tray behind the patio railings what shoulda been repainted a couple summers ago now but things just keep comin’ up. Welcome on in, sit a spell, you’re home here. In this adorable, home spun episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes on in Benton …
Posted: October 10, 2019, 7:41 am
Everything’s pretty good. It’s not, you know, spectacular, but it’s not bad either. If this was all there was, this wouldn’t be the worst thing. It would be alright. Three stars. Luke warm. Welp… In this perfectly acceptable episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jaime Fernandez, Marco Cabodi, Kameron Schmid and …
Posted: October 7, 2019, 7:30 am
We’re gonna braid each other’s hair, and play UNO and probably talk about which boys we like too, probably! And we’re not gonna fall asleep because tonight we’re gonna live forever! This is gonna be the best night ever! On this night gowned episode of the show called STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes other …
Posted: October 3, 2019, 12:41 am
It’s time for the show that’s crisp, refreshing, overflowing with flavor and good to the last drop. Not too thick and just the right combination of orange flavor and carbonated water. In this fizzy good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes Melony Ford, Christy Farley & Nick Magavern to share with him their three different …
Posted: September 2, 2019, 7:35 am
It’s a special Joe-Joe Has Fun themed episode of STAB! It’s just like Joe-Joe Has Fun, except there’s no video games, and in all other tangible ways! In this super fun episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones guest hosts guest guests Jeff Brown, Kim Martel & Joe-Joe Louis and asks them to share their three different …
Posted: August 26, 2019, 7:45 am
This episode of STAB! Is the Reaganest episode of anything that’s ever been! Which is to say it means so much to so many, but probably shouldn’t because its importance and place in history has been distorted in order to over emphasize things which were at best minor moments and at worst manipulated wholesale into …
Posted: August 19, 2019, 7:30 am
It’s fine, no, seriously, it’s fine! I don’t care. I didn’t care. Even if you thought I cared before, which I didn’t, I don’t now either. I couldn’t have come anyway, so don’t even worry about it. In this totally uninvited episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV tactfully navigates Court Hansen, Nick Magavern, Jaclyn …
Posted: August 13, 2019, 5:44 am
Alright, you all ready to settle up then? Yeah, I THOUGHT so. Well hold on just a second, you’ve gotta enter the coupon code. No, you GOTTA! Enter it! You might save something, I mean, that’s what you’d EXPECT, right? Then what could possibly go wrong? RIGHT?! In this needlessly aggressive episode of STAB!, Jesse …
Posted: July 23, 2019, 7:30 am
Sometimes you just need to “pop out to the park”, “grab your stale loaf” and have a “quick feeding of the ducks”. If you know what we mean. Which you probably don’t. But you will. Eventually. In this troublesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ros IV welcomes foul friends Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid & Jesse …
Posted: July 19, 2019, 7:32 am
Scarf it! Slurp it! Gobble it! Hoark it down! When a nibble won’t do and don’t even get me started on a bite, you need that in you, whole and true! Stuff that needs to be in you and you need it now! In this belly buster of an episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones steps …
Posted: July 18, 2019, 7:30 am
Podcasts! It’s what live in your ears and make your work day tolerable! Well this episode was recorded at a whole festival about them! So many good ear fillers, like this one your obvious favorite! In this Sacramento Podcast Festival edition of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes other festival guests Jessica Deprez (Radio …
Posted: July 17, 2019, 10:43 pm
Chlamydia Sauna. Herpes Wading Pool. Hepatitis Hot Tub. None of these things are good. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying them because they’re good. I’m just… saying. In this icky, drippy, burning episode of STAB!, squeaky clean John Morris Ross IV hosts iffy guests Ryan King, David Coleman & Jesse Jones inviting them to …
Posted: July 4, 2019, 3:22 am
Well howdy there friend, you look like you could use a sit down and a nibble on somethin’ tasty and sweet! But don’t over do it, I’m the squishiest one around here, and I don’t need the competition! In this sugary sweet episode of STAB!, Mayor Syrup Pants, John Morris Ross IV welcomes sticky, yum …
Posted: July 2, 2019, 7:31 am
There’s a lot of ways to do things, but really, if you just want to get all the guess work out of the way, the best thing you can do usually, if just consult the Goodest book for the Goodest way to do a thing. It’s all there people, and it always has been. In …
Posted: July 1, 2019, 8:51 pm
Welcome to Emma Town, please enjoy your complimentary hoodie and all the corn dogs you can eat! We in Emma Town are committed to delivering you the finest in Comedy good times or leaving a slip on your door to at least let you know we tried. In this Emmatastic edition of EMMA! (STAB!) John …
Posted: June 27, 2019, 10:08 pm
Don’t. Don’t even– No! Nothing. Don’t say a f– NOTHING! I don’t care. Don’t talk. Not even about anything at all. Period. Just let me get there without– SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW! In this tight lipped episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Amy Estes, Daniel Humbarger, Grant Potter and Jesse …
Posted: June 18, 2019, 5:10 am
You all worried ‘bout your position in this whole big dumb universe? Man, don’t even sweat it, ‘cause every Fool is Alright! Is that what the title of this episode is actually referring to? As far as the sites distributing this needs to know: yes. In this what you hear is what you get episode …
Posted: June 13, 2019, 9:16 pm
A cardboard box full of baguette. An oil drum full of gelato. A grain silo full of orange sauce! A STAB! show is like all of these things, and none of these things, and all of these things. In this most current episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Stephen Ferris, Kim …
Posted: June 11, 2019, 8:50 pm
*gasp* Hey, *huff* guys. How’s *wheeze* how’s it goin’ guys? You wanna *cough* listen to some f-*wheeze* funny podcast comedy, *gasp* stuff? *cough* *huff* *wheeze* Cool… In this huffin’ puffin’ episode of STAB!, minty fresh host John Morris Ross IV welcomes raspy guests Nick Magavern, Jeff Brown, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones share their four …
Posted: April 23, 2019, 8:48 pm
The crew of Spec Script was in town to do a show at STAB! Comedy Theater, so we thought why not invite a little friendly cross over action, and get them to double dip on their Sacto trip with a little bit o’ that STAB! tip. And as such, this episode of STAB! (hosted hostingly …
Posted: April 11, 2019, 4:27 am
Well here’s a podcast and it’s easy to see, it’s fun for the entire family, from Mom to Day, the kids or the cat, your ear havin’ frineds will tell you it’s all that. Words! In this mostly non-rhyming episode of STAB!, Mix Master John Morris Ross IV welcomes DJs, Court Hansen, Josh Kinkade, Christy …
Posted: April 4, 2019, 6:24 pm
There’s a lot of reasons to hate eggs: the cholesterol, the way they’re always hiding, and of course, how they cause infidelity. There’s no reason NOT to hate eggs. In this egg loathing episode of STAB! non-hedgehog terrorizing host John Morris Ross IV welcomes non-wall sitting guests Bill Wallis, Melissa McGillicuddy, Ryan King and Jesse …
Posted: March 28, 2019, 7:30 am
I’m inviting you into my ears for the sole purpose of listening to you for 50 to 51 minutes and nothing further Richard. Despite the obvious attraction involved here, there can be nothing more than this listening Richard! In this smoldering episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Coreen Lemcke, Greg Sabin, Melony …
Posted: March 26, 2019, 8:31 am
Coming this Fall to the CW! Cool Black Dad! What happens when one white family that already has a father figure somehow gets another one, and he’s Black?! Everything you could imagine, and so much more that you could never expect! COOL BLACK DAD! In this cool new episode of STAB! Mom, John Morris Ross …
Posted: March 21, 2019, 4:33 am
You think you know Pan Hurn’s story? Do you?! News flash pal: ya don’t! But by the time you get through this episode of STAB!, you will. Oh yes, you will. In this hard hitting, 6th Anniversary episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jason Anderson, Christiana Dominguez, Ben Rice and Jesse …
Posted: March 15, 2019, 8:33 am
What’s that? A beret? You ever drank any water wasn’t sparklin’? You’s a whisper thin sum’bitch aincha? Bet you got a shoe box fulla momentos ‘n trinkets what remind you a times gone past. Sure ya do. In this touchy feely episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Ruby Setnik, Benton Harshaw, …
Posted: March 7, 2019, 8:24 am
Look like you figure out how to make sound go into your head from speaker machine. Not like the time you try to taste the TV pictures. That was a dumb time for YOU, dumb face! NICE ONE, head of Stupid Town! Temporary head of STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes guest people Christy Farley, Bill …
Posted: February 28, 2019, 9:45 am
Lookin’ for a fun hour of ear filler? Boy howdy, you done hit the jackpot, ‘cause that’s the exact type thing we got here, ready ta give your shirt a tuck and ruffle them boot cuts! In this problematic episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Kim Martel …
Posted: February 26, 2019, 5:36 pm
They’re everywhere! Look, over there, those are things. You can’t open your eyes without seeing them or swing one thing without hitting another one! In this very focused episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pulls guest hosting duty for guests Nick Magavern, Ray Molina and Jack Brown as they share their three different takes on HOST, …
Posted: February 22, 2019, 8:30 am
Sometimes everything goes right. Not often, but from what I’ve heard, it sometimes happens. Then there’s times when that doesn’t happen. We call that “most of the time”. Then things get funky, and not like, the bass line kind. The other kind. In this other kind of episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV …
Posted: February 21, 2019, 8:30 am
Nighty night. I drinky thick green yuck goo. It make go sleep tight. Me not awake soon because yawn drink! Okaysies! But before John Morris Ross IV can tuck us in on this episode of STAB!, guests Jaime Fernandez, Bill Wallis and Jesse Jones have to share their three takes on ONEONEONE, nine Girl’s Hair …
Posted: February 20, 2019, 8:30 am
The highest highs, the lowest lows. As Joe-Joe himself says still a full 20 minutes before the end of the Little House on the Prairie theme music: “This is the best episode of STAB! Ever.” What does that mean? Just try to listen for yourself and find out. Presiding over the madness that is episode …
Posted: February 19, 2019, 8:30 am
Like a trunk full of flank steak, STAB! is here to intrigue disgust and educate. Like a rusty shopping cart full of sweaty, bulging sausage, STAB! Has many mysteries inside and out! In this roving hamper of room temperature flesh that IS this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Greg Sabin, …
Posted: February 18, 2019, 11:00 pm
Rejoice and fear no longer: the voice lives! They were cold, frightening nights, lying away, unsure of the the fate of the man with the golden pipes, but we may sleep well tonight. In this joyous episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones …
Posted: January 29, 2019, 7:02 am
You like to puff? You like to pour stuff on other things to make it taste different? What you need is Puff Sauce. Probably. So go on, get yer Puff Sauce, spill it on somethin’ ‘n eat it up yum! Tonight on this episode of STAB! sponsored by the sauce you love to puff, John …
Posted: January 22, 2019, 6:47 am
John and Jesse invite all of the best and most available STAB!bers of 2018 to help send the year off, and trade their least wanted Christmas presents with each other in this year end STAB!stravaganza! So to send off 2018 in the style it deserves, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Ben Rice, …
Posted: January 15, 2019, 8:27 am
Go that way. Push play button that way. Play episode. Play episode and listen to episode. Be good, do the thing, listen to the show. It’s good. It’s the goodest. In this goodest episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes good boys Bill Wallis, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their three …
Posted: January 11, 2019, 8:19 am
Have you heard the good word of Klask? It’s your one, last, best hope for salvation! Klask is the only thing greater than ourselves! Klask was here before us and all that shall remain when we are gone will be KLASK! In this episode of Klask’s STAB! brought to you by Klask, host John Morris …
Posted: January 9, 2019, 8:36 am
You want them stacks a listeners all slobberin’ down your podcast stats? Well we got the secrets ta how ta get dem listeners! Come on out to our seminar and we’ll teach you the secret to obscure, audience alienating nonsense: the STAB! way! In this free episode of STAB! hosted by John Morris Ross IV …
Posted: January 8, 2019, 1:25 am
A scientific mind finds a problem and attempts to apply known solutions to similar problems in the hopes that the result can be replicated or at least direct failures toward eventual success. Comedy’s sort of like that. In this scientifically accurate episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Nick Magavern, Court Hansen, Ruby …
Posted: December 20, 2018, 8:30 am
They’re a Squad, and they Patrol the world of Sacramento sketch comedy, keeping the city safe from the most ridiculous of things with the raw power and brute strength of funny! In this special episode of STAB!, Host John Morris Ross IV invites three Patrollers John Kinkade, Marco Cabodi, Coreen Lemcke and STAB!bie Jesse Jones …
Posted: December 17, 2018, 8:30 am
Is this episode long? Yes. Yes it is. But it’s long because it’s full of five comics having a lot of fun and delivering a lot of funny stuff. So, you know, you’ll probably wanna listen. In this plus sized episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Melissa McGillicuddy, Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez …
Posted: December 13, 2018, 8:30 am
Hey [user] I just thought you should aware that we have posession videos recorded of your on your computer enjoying Brendan Fraser. It’s funny as blackmail. Send us money to s339287710 acct. now. In this rare double titled episode of STAB!, hose John Morris Ross IV asks guests Ben Rice, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones …
Posted: December 10, 2018, 8:01 am
Welcome. Thank you for listening to STAB! Just a normal podcast, where people write terrible things, the kind of thoughts they kind of question themselves for having, then they read them to strangers. It’s normal and cool. On this very normal episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes very cool guests Nick Brunner, …
Posted: December 6, 2018, 4:52 am
Strap into the sadness seat and get real uncomfortable ‘cause we’ve got a little story to tell about organs you take for granted not workin’ worth a damn, and triumphing over that circumstance. Cringe together with STAB! host John Morris Ross IV as his unhealthy guests Rhoda Ramone, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones share with …
Posted: November 28, 2018, 3:08 pm
Recorded in the Blue Room in Chico, California on April 19th, 2013, this was the 4th time we ever did the show called STAB!, and it featured a crew of Chico comics, including Steve Swim, Will Craig and Kyle Bowen (along with Sacramento’s John Ross and Jesse Jones). This special episode, is being uploaded again …
Posted: November 6, 2018, 8:58 am
Hey gurl, you wanna sip my snake? Oh, hey, lookitchu GURL, you wanna chug my cat? Yeah, you like that? Yeah you go. You wanna gulp my goldfish! In this… weirdly creepy sounding episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes pet pouring guests Bill Wallis, Ruby Setnik and Jesse Jones to share three …
Posted: November 5, 2018, 8:34 am
Da-da da-da-da things are okay! Two some chichen disks, regular sauce, something, something and a dinner roll. Have it some way! On this somewhat off episode of STAB! host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Michael Cella, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones to share with the listening audience their three new BEERs, nine Jack in …
Posted: October 24, 2018, 4:17 am
Do you remember, the 21st night of September? Frodo was returning the ring to its sender, while chasing bad Smeagol away. In this mashed up episode of STAB! host John Ross welcomes to the funky, funky shire, Stephen Ferris, Christy Farley, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on HUSKY, twelve …
Posted: October 12, 2018, 7:30 am
That’s right, the improv sensation “The Liquorice Boys” all together for an episode of STAB! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Liquorice Boys? That’s fair. In this liquorice scented episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes the three Liquorice Boys: Chris Emery, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones, to tell their three different …
Posted: October 8, 2018, 7:30 am
Completely untraceable. Completely deadly. Completely Bulgaria. Is not uncommon for to know several thousand bees by name in Bulgaria. Ninety-five percent of Bulgarian citizens buzz. In this lethally clandestine episode of the show called STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Mike Cella, Allie Yada, Jason B and Jesse Jones to share with the …
Posted: October 5, 2018, 1:44 pm
Granola bar. Those cheese and peanut butter cracker. Raisins. A quiet, forgotten, unforgiving love. We know it, we crave it as much as we despise it. It’s a unsatisfying, wasteful kind of love. Which, to be fair, is mostly hate. In this quietly ignored episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross VI welcomes pretzel sticks …
Posted: October 1, 2018, 7:30 am
Hey gurl, is it gettin’ hot out here, or is it just dozens of me? I’m burnin’ up the dance floor, and the dance ceiling, and all of the neighboring businesses and homes for miles around. Yeah, I know you like that. Oh this fire episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests …
Posted: September 25, 2018, 4:54 am
When last we left our plucky podcast, all hope seemed lost as they found themselves in the clutches of the dastardly Silent Room! How will they find their way out of this fix this time? Leading the STAB! team into the audio abyss is heroic host John Morris Ross IV commanding our courageous crew of …
Posted: September 11, 2018, 5:02 am
Thank you for choosing to visit STAB! Please, if you would like to share your memories of your visit to STAB!, do — after reading the detailed rules of engagement — do so. Strictly enforcing the rules of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes stoic travelers Shahera Hyatt, Greg Sabin, Christy Farley and Jesse …
Posted: August 27, 2018, 7:25 am
We’ve grown today. We’ve seen something that’s going to stick with us. That’s going to change us. Something that just ice cream isn’t big enough for. Boobies and swearing are what this life event demands. Being our guardian into the theater of life that IS STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Alfonso Portela, …
Posted: August 20, 2018, 7:37 am
This is the STAB! Show. You’re about to listen to it. John Morris Ross IV is the host. Michael Cella, Brett Stultz, Kyle Littleton and Jesse Jones were on it. They talked about four different CO2s, twelve dead chihuahua hoarder haiku, Thomas Addison, the iPhone, Canadian railway disasters, Squizzy Taylor, Don Dokken, the Mir Space …
Posted: August 8, 2018, 4:03 am
We only roast the ones we love. This episode of STAB! is proof positive of just how much we love and cherish Emma Haney. All of the terrible things said here in this show were said in the goodest of fun. In this celebration of all things Emma Haney, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes …
Posted: August 2, 2018, 3:13 am
It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here. In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor …
Posted: July 19, 2018, 4:25 am
