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STAB!

STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.

It’s a Summertime feel here in this edition of STAB! as your be-short shorted and bean stained host Jesse Jones welcomes the sun kissed panel of Rhoda Ramone, Jason Whitesel and Melony Ford to share their three OOAKs, pick-up lines to and from a parking garage, jorts, & Easter candy, reviews, including a Travelocity review …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 6, 2021, 7:44 am
In this brawny, warm, comforting edition of the STAB! program, bi’s and tri’s a plentiful host Jesse Jones welcomes in the quivering, huddled panel of Cory Barringer, Michelle Petro and Tyler Kinney to share with YOU their three different takes on CCCDCC, nine items hung on the bulletin board of an action movie henchman job …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 5, 2021, 7:26 am
In this yellow tinted hell of our own making, where every decision we make was long ago pre-determined in a writer’s room, lumbering oafish STAB! host Jesse Jones welcomes to his couch, panelists Jon Gomora, Milk Surface & Christiana Dominguez to share their three different GAAPs, bootleg versions of the Muppets, The Lord of the …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 4, 2021, 7:41 am
In this latest edition of STAB!, which we can neither confirm nor deny either does or doesn’t exist and which you may or may not be listening to, host Jesse Jones welcomes figments and phantoms Jordan Gannon, Nicki Fuchs & Daniel Humbarger to share their three different takes on SHTR, nine haiku about a year …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 3, 2021, 7:12 am
In this very respectful edition of the STAB! show, boundary adhering host Jesse Jones extends a non-aggressive invitation to strong, independent panelists Becky Lynn, Daniel Kessenich & Alyssa Cowan to share with the group their three SCWTCAs, pick-up lines to and from a bowling alley, a jigsaw puzzle & a potted plant, recipes for a …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 14, 2021, 7:51 am
In this rap-rockin’ edition of the STAB! show, host and biscuit limper Jesse Jones welcomes a nu panel of Eric James Barger I, Melony Ford & Nick Pettigrew to share their three very different HAGOs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Capitalism, craigslist ads for hella sick scooter skills, a glamour shots style photo …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 12, 2021, 10:46 pm
In this unreasonably cozy edition of the STAB! show, your fluff-tacular host Jesse Jones welcomes a super cuddly panel of Willie Travis, John Morris Ross IV, & Rhoda D. Ramone to share their three different TARFU, nine haiku about the fun finds of an Irish litter warden, celebrations of Buster Douglas upsetting Mike Tyson, the …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 12, 2021, 8:28 am
In this essential edition of the STAB! show, your freshly sanitized host Jesse Jones leads socially distanced panelists Kim Martel, Jeff Brown & Danielle Mandella in honking their horns after 7pm and THEN sharing their three RTFMs, pick-up lines to and from a craigslists love seat, back hair, & contactless delivery, their recipes for the …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 10, 2021, 8:59 am
On this new, sleek, edge cutting edition of the STAB! show platform, content provider and host Jesse Jones welcomes the binge worthy panel of Sean Crandall & Aviva Siegel to upload their two CGDCs, bootleg versions of Sex and the City, Sesame Street, & The Fast and the Furious, reviews of things like a Game …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 8, 2021, 8:37 am
In this chonky, wilful episode of STAB!, human participation ribbon and host Jesse Jones welcomes the most adorable panel of Becky Lynn, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share with the world their three different takes on FCCC, nine Biden presidency prediction Haiku, closing arguments in defense of someone who just replies “k” to your …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 17, 2021, 8:34 am
Hola from the STAB! show! Your genial, welcoming host Jesse Jones welcomes and hospitalitizes guest panelist Molly Doan and Melony Ford, inviting them to present lovingly to you, the listening public their two UFO/IFOs, their six bulletin board items from the break room in Purgatory, how they celebrated the anniversaries of Elvis’ Aloha From Hawaii …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 14, 2021, 5:42 am
In this dramatically flourishing edition of the STAB! show, purely demonstrational host Jesse Jones welcomes a the forceful panel of Ben Feldman, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share with the dumbfounded, their three takes on CDC, pick-up lines to and from a box of break room donuts, a chalk outline, and irrigation, Craigslist postings …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 7, 2021, 12:34 am
In this craze-a-loo zowie WHAAA?!, episode of STAB!, host and bonkers whoozits, Jesse Jones welcomes yowza panelists Alyssa Cowan, Nick Pettigrew & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NYE variants, bootleg versions of G.I. Joe, Super Mario Brothers, & the Power Puff Girls, the winners of classic fights including good news vs. imposter syndrome, an …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 6, 2021, 2:02 am
It’s the 2020 STAB! Year End Family Special! Where we get as many representatives from as many STAB! Comedy Theater shows as we can in one giant celebration of the year! In this festive episode of STAB!, Merry and Bright host Jesse Jones welcomes in Luke Soin, Jessica Deprez, Cory Barringer, Jaclyn Weiand, Buddy Dean, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 30, 2020, 8:57 am
In this fine smelling cooking edition of the STAB! show, smack laying host Jesse Jones welcomes roody poo panelists Nick Coleman, Alex Shewmaker, & Marco Cabodi to share their three different FYDPs, pickup lines to or from a toll booth operator, the ticket redemption prizes in a bowling alley arcade, & Nintendo Power, recipes for …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 25, 2020, 8:16 am
In this good, very good, sincerely important and meaningful but not BEST episode of STAB!, nice enough host Jesse Jones welcomes pals Cory Barringer, Eric James Barger I, and Alyssa Cowan, to share their three different takes on IBGYBG, their bootleg versions of Pokemon, Carebears & Star Trek, their various reviews including a Car & …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 24, 2020, 8:57 am
In this high flying and goodbyeing episode of STAB!, host and headmaster Jesse Jones welcomes a wand wielding panel of Andrew Orolfo, Jason Whitesel & Ngaio Bealum to share with us their three takes on GSOH, their nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Hogwarts, the winners of fights between a Baskin Robbins shift manager …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 23, 2020, 8:17 am
In this misunderstood, cackling episode of STAB!, broom riding host Jesse Jones welcomes a warty panel of Danielle Mandella, Edgar Granados, & Ryan King to give us their three different takes on CRAFT, nine haiku about Santa’s health, their craigslist ads for a ziplock bag of assorted pills, Holiday Cheer, & two tickets to the …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 22, 2020, 8:10 am
In this patient, attentive episode of STAB!, giving host Jesse Jones welcomes Michelle Petro, Becky Lynn and Ben Rice to share their takes on BBL & TTYL, pick-up lines to or from an asteroid coming towards Earth, a spider in a bathtub, & a Golf Cart, bootleg versions of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, My …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 21, 2020, 11:10 pm
In this sweet, acidic episode of STAB!, totally buzzed host Jesse Jones welcomes a gut buster of a panel of Nick Pettigrew, Allie Rubin, & Christiana, to share with him their three takes on FUBAR, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of “Hollywood”, various reviews of things, such as a Game Informer review of …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 9, 2020, 8:42 am
In this mistakenly idealistic episode of the STAB! show, your wishful thinking host Jesse Jones welcomes guests Christy Farley, Rhoda Ramone & Tyler Kinney to share their three different CATs, nine Presidential election haiku, concession speeches from a diaper full of Hormel Chili who was running against a sports car made of spider, a pair …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 7, 2020, 8:39 am
In this viscous episode of the STAB! show, dribble host Jesse Jones welcomes panelist Jason B, Mark Burk & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CLDB, pick-up lines to and from a tool shed, diabetes, & a water park, campaign speeches from a swimsuit poster with a healthy serving of side boob running …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 1, 2020, 2:07 am
In this brittle, calcium deficient episode of the STAB! show, perfect Angel and host Jesse Jones welcomes Kim Martel, Kevin Scott Brown & Melony Ford to share their three different NIBs, nine UK Drug Liberalization Haiku, campaign speeches from an Oster Brand Rice Cooker running against an Instant Pot, a host of a debate style …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: November 21, 2020, 4:37 am
In this single holed episode of the STAB! show, weird, confusing host Jesse Jones welcomes go with the flow panelists Cory Barringer, Christiana, & Jack Brown to share their three CCCs, the nine things on the bulletin boards of the break rooms of their nightmares, campaign speeches from an All-Terrain Tackle Grassmaster Jig running for …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 28, 2020, 7:37 am
Haaappy new episode everybody, in this all too real edition of the STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes Alyssa Cowan, Christy Farley and Jaclyn Weiand to share with the office their three different CESTs, their selection of pick-up lines to and from a Spirit Halloween Store, a toaster with a really finicky darkness knob, & Marge …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 26, 2020, 7:56 am
In this blunt force episode of the STAB! show, host and big dumb object Jesse Jones invites unwieldy panelists Trip Hazard, Aviva Siegel and Tyler Kinney to share with the ears of unsuspecting listeners their three takes on YACC, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of Heaven, powerful closing arguments defending that fart right …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 23, 2020, 11:52 pm
In this, the highest, holiest of episodes of the STAB! show, host and smoke bellower, Jesse Jones welcomes prospective pontiffs (PPs) Ryan King, Marco Cabodi and Melony Ford to share with their most devout followers their three different MAPS, pick-up lines to and from a claw game, chopped liver, & a hard boiled noir detective, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 11, 2020, 10:12 pm
In this arboreal turgid episode of the STAB! show, your oaken host Jesse Jones welcomes saplings David Coleman, Willie Travis and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NIPSCOs, nine tree wedding anniversary related haiku, their various reviews of things, including a Yelp review of Limbo, a GrubHub review for a restaurant in a Fallout game, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: September 29, 2020, 1:36 am
In this invasive, yet tantalizing episode of the STAB! Show, your host Jesse Jones asks panelists Rhoda Ramone, Sean Crandall & Joe-Joe Louis to open wide and share with your ear holes their three different FTLOGs, pick-up lines to and from the buffet at the Sizzler, aging, & the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Craigslist ads …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: September 25, 2020, 12:17 am
Hallo an’ welcome to tha STAB! show! It will be a gud listen for yu when host Jesse Jones invitedly welcomes panelists Michelle Petro, Patrick Rogers & Alyssa Cowan to share with your family their three different AMUGs, nine haiku about the end of the NYT’s TV listings, closing arguments in defense of a still …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: September 11, 2020, 11:48 pm
In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 31, 2020, 7:56 am
In this sticky, fluid caked episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Cory Barringer, Emma Haney and Chris Emery and invites them to share their three takes on MPEG, pick-up lines to and from a cardboard box, roadkill & a nuclear submarine, recipes for how to make a wall street muckety muck, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 24, 2020, 7:42 am
In this heroic, straining episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones invites panelists Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Nick Brunner to share with the entire effin’ world, their three different LOPSODs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Avengers Tower, rundowns of fights featuring A Lager vs. A Stout vs. A Glass of Fetid …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 17, 2020, 7:29 am
In this lush, bouncin’ and behavin’ episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Court Hansen, Luke Soin & Alyssa Cowan to share their three different takes on PAM, pick-up lines to and from anxiety, wind & a dump truck full of kittens, the craigslist ads for the year 1918, some mellow ass …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 10, 2020, 7:26 am
Hey dirt bags and dirt baguettes! Check out this gunky episode of STAB! where host John Morris Ross IV asks guests Cory Barringer, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones about their three different takes on LATE, nine prostitute hamburger payment haiku, their thoughts on the Mississippi River, small pox, Paris train derailments, iPads, Coca-Cola, & subway …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 20, 2020, 4:30 pm
In this firm, dimply episode of STAB! From the May STAB!athon fund drive, John Morris Ross IV drives at guests Aviva Siegel, David Coleman and Jesse Jones for their FUNd thoughts about their three different CANCELs, nine Google searches from single people in 2020, their feelings about King Sigismond of Burgundy, Spongebob Squarepants, postage stamps, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 10, 2020, 11:11 pm
In this lovely, lumpy episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Melony Ford, Tyler Kinney, Emily Pedersen and Jesse Jones to share their four different VACAYs, twelve haiku about car crash baby delivery, their thoughts on Nicolas Jacques Pelletier, Billy Martin, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the automatic pinsetter, license plates, South African voting …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 1, 2020, 3:33 am
In this sure footed episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Ben Feldman, Nick Magavern, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on CU#T, twelve Google searches of the Spanish Flu, their thoughts on the Veronese Easter, IBM, Chelsea Clinton, commercial fishing, the West Fertilizer Explosion, Looney Tunes, John …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: June 8, 2020, 7:33 am
The whole Joe-Joe Has Fun crew returns again through the magic of social distancing as John Morris Ross IV and Jesse Jones (STAB! guys) welcome Joe-Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jeff Brown (Joe-Joe Crew). They don’t rumble, instead, they share their four different COUCHes, twelve Roseanne Covid Conspiracy haiku, their thoughts on China/USA table tennis, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 15, 2020, 7:19 am
In this flappy, boisterous episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guest Benton Harshaw, Willie Travis, and Jesse Jones to share their three takes on DRUNK, nine Google searches from the guy who dances in the background of every news feed, their thoughts on the ACLU, Ted Kaczynski, Mortorolla, Microsoft, Bobby Fisher, Anatoly Karpov, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: May 12, 2020, 6:33 pm
In this difficult but awesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes begrudgingly awesome guests Jaclyn Weiand, Melony Ford, Christiana Dominguez and Jesse Jones to exchange four different HOMEs, twelve weird doll confusion haiku, their thoughts on The Book of Mormon, smoking in Scotland, the Vancouver Millionaires, Heaven’s Gate, Mt. Saint Helens, the Supreme …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 22, 2020, 6:38 pm
In our first quarantine episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomed Cory Barringer and David Thorne from a distance, and Jesse Jones from less of a distance, to share their three different FUUUCKs, nine Google searches from the United States Government, their thoughts on Maximinus Thrax, Lego Land, the Great Boston Fire, Libby Riddles, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 14, 2020, 7:54 pm
In this episode of STAB! with gams whut go all the way down, John Morris Ross IV welcomes leggy guests Michelle Petro, Marco Cabodi, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones to share their four different POLIO, twelve haiku about Sanskrit-less Alabama Yoga, their thought on Uranus, Chilean fruit, Pluto, the NFL’s roaming Cardinals, Mother Teressa’s successor, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 1, 2020, 10:28 pm
In this, the number one podcast in all of Zeeland, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Stephen Ferris, Kameron Schmid, Joe-Joe Louis, and Jesse Jones to share their four different BURRITOs, twelve Google searches from the type of person who stopped buying Corona beer because of the Corona Virus, their thoughts on Matt Beck, Susan Birmingham, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 24, 2020, 7:40 pm
In this episode of the debatably entertaining STAB! Program, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Christiana Dominguez, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their three different AIDS1N1, nine haiku about Cookie Monster dressed tragedy, Steven Langston’s anniversary haiku, their thoughts on nylon, Angelababy, Dord, the Brady Law, Benedict XVI, & Netherlands Ambassadors, craigslist sales …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 3, 2020, 3:36 am
In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 24, 2020, 8:58 am
In this fact filled and biologically informative episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Sean Crandall, Nick Magavern and Jesse Jones and invites them to share their three different takes on LOVE, nine haiku about a date turned crime spree, their thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot, James Bond, voting machines, Indian Airlines, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 17, 2020, 8:34 am
In this wacky sounding episode of STAB! boring ol’ Jesse Jones welcomes his much more nonsensically named guests Jason B, Benton Harshaw and Joe-Joe Louis to squeak in their craziest accents about their three different HJs, three limericks about new knees, business pitches for a gastro pub whose ingredients are secretly pet foods, a Mardi …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 14, 2020, 8:14 am
In this cruel, weird and ubiquitous world, STAB! exists, and in this EDITION of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes guests Melony Ford, Cory Barringer and Jack Brown to share with the void their three different NSYNCs, pick-up lines to and from a junk drawer, Party City, & ninjas, their picks of winners in fights between the …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 11, 2020, 5:46 am
In this knotty and twisted episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes pine scented guests Luke Soin, Buddy Dean and Jesse Jones to share their five different LURKs, nine penis spider bite haiku, their thoughts on AIDS, Krueger Brewing Company, Voyager II, Eskimo Pies, the Royal Rumble, and Ted Bundy, business pitches for an …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 7, 2020, 8:41 am
Turn up for this latest turnip packed episode of STAB! as John Morris Ross IV invites guests Michelle Petro, Evan T. Lilley, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their four different S#!Ts, twelve slumlord Google searches, their thoughts on royal pelvises, VCRs, Australian Cricket, the Virgin Islands, Elizabeth Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra, Sarah …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 3, 2020, 8:23 am
In this University of Michigan attending episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes law students Alyssa Cowan, Grant Potter, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their four DOOVERs, twelve haiku about grey foxes stalking an old man, their thoughts on Pope Benedict XVI, NCAA Football, breast implants, Wendy’s, China, Germany, Jerry Lee Lewis, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 31, 2020, 8:38 am
In this punctuation free episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones hosts at Danielle Mandella, Jesse Rivera and Joe-Joe Louis as they share their three different BMIs, nine swinger club New Year’s party/Divorce Month haiku, their thoughts on who would win in fights between a chipmunk with seven PhDs vs. a mime with a jetpack, a vegan …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 27, 2020, 8:54 am
We usher out 2019 with a big STAB! Comedy Theater family edition of the STAB! program featuring John Morris Ross IV, Nick Magavern, Dylan Thomas Fox, Ruby Setnik, Stephen Ferris, Emma Haney, Court Hansen, Melony Ford, Sean Crandall, Christy Farley, Michelle Petro, Derek Dozier, Bill Wallis, Willie Travis, Cory Barringer, Kevin Scott Brown, Alyssa Cowan, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 24, 2020, 8:47 am
It’s hard to keep track of things sometimes, and sometimes, you forget where they should go. STAB!’s like that, sorta. In this misguided episode, John Morris Ross IV listens to Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones and their three different RESOLUTIONs, nine Google searches from Baby New Year, their thoughts on Freedom of Religion, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 20, 2020, 8:53 am
In this litigious episode of STAB!, senior partner John Morris Ross IV welcomes clerks Nick Coleman, Evan T. Lilley and Jesse Jones to deliver their three different COALs, nine haiku about a church elder soliciting sex with gift cards, their thoughts about nuclear power, Adolph Hitler, South Carolina cesession, ferry sinkings, World Youth Day, & …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 17, 2020, 8:43 am
Hey Commodore, you ready to listen to John Morris Ross IV talking to bubbas Benton Harshaw, Drew Absher and Jesse Jones about their three takes on GOODNESS, nine Google searches from Greta Thunberg, their thoughts on Saddam Hussein, Jimmy Dean, Taylor Swift, the clip on tie, Alan Thicke, & Al Gore, the synopsis of made-up …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 15, 2020, 9:01 am
For only the most dedicated STAB! Devotees, John Morris Ross IV welcomes you behind the velvet rope to hear Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones share their two different takes on BACTERIA, six haiku about endangered frogs with semeny pee, their thoughts on London cabs, human heart transplants, Lolita, & the Altamont free concert, reviews of …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 13, 2020, 8:32 am
Duck the thunder balls over head in this episode of STAB! as Jesse Jones welcomes Cory Barringer, Jason B. and Melony Ford to share their three different VISAs, nine Aurora school bus driver drinking and driving Haiku, explanations of office politics to a basket of day old bread, panic to a too chill brah, and …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 9, 2020, 8:30 am
In this fold flicking episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Christiana Dominguez, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their three different FIGHTS, nine Google searches from Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, their thoughts on the Juan Fernandez Islands, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Humane Society, Toy Story, Black Beard, the Albanian Alphabet, JFK’s Assassination, & …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 7, 2020, 10:28 pm
Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: December 2, 2019, 8:53 am
Coming up at three we’ll talk to someone dry about something boring, but for the next two hours it’s reportage of the accumulated base hits, runs and other goings on in this afternoon’s base contests, involving bats, and balls. In this oddly out of place episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV takes time to …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: November 28, 2019, 5:12 am
State Capital comedy guys Joe Michael Russ VI and Jerry James have finally opened their own super legit and respectable comedyesque venue SCAB! Comedy Theater! In this strike busting episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Joe-Joe Louis, Alyssa Cowan, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones share their four takes on SCAB, twelve Google searches …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: November 27, 2019, 4:31 am
A hearty hail and good day to all the ships at sea as you sail out with the winds of Uncle Sam’s big bourbony breathy on the back of your neck! Go out there and give them ol’ Adolph one on the kisser from all of us back home! In this star spangled episode of …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: November 21, 2019, 8:48 am
Now you just hold it right there ya side windin’, lilly livered, no good low down son of a whut now! Ol’ Spittoon Fists is gonna give ya what for with a rappin’ from these here brassy mits-a-mine! In this haymaker throwin’ episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes cow poke Bill Wallis, Jason …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: November 7, 2019, 8:26 am
So, this is an episode of STAB! And, well, that’s pretty much it. You can listen to it, there’s no video, so listening to it is pretty much it. You can laugh at all the jokes and then, laugh some more I guess, that’s pretty much it. In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pretty …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 24, 2019, 7:38 am
For the highest quality editorial eye in the world of wood working magazines, there is no other choice, but Dave Campbell. To choose otherwise, would be to risk the trust of your valued readers. In this finely crafted and meticulously handled episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes craftspeople Alyssa Cowan, Dan Kapr and Joe-Joe Louis, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 21, 2019, 7:45 am
Technology is amazing. And then it isn’t. You get a thing, it changes your life, it makes you wonder how you even existed before this. Then, just 20 or so years later, the thing isn’t very good any more! Planned obsolescence, am I right?! In this magical, magical episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes David …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 17, 2019, 7:30 am
Honk! Hey guys! H-honk! Look out, I’m shoppin’! Oh-Em-Gee! Are you driving through this shopping center too? That’s so crazy! Wanna run into Spencer’s Gifts or Lady Foot Locker or whatever hasn’t gone bankrupt by now?! In this make good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes hot rod guests Cory Barringer, Willie Travis and Melony …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 14, 2019, 7:37 am
There’s a sweaty pitcher of lemonade sittin’ on a TV tray behind the patio railings what shoulda been repainted a couple summers ago now but things just keep comin’ up. Welcome on in, sit a spell, you’re home here. In this adorable, home spun episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes on in Benton …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 10, 2019, 7:41 am
Everything’s pretty good. It’s not, you know, spectacular, but it’s not bad either. If this was all there was, this wouldn’t be the worst thing. It would be alright. Three stars. Luke warm. Welp… In this perfectly acceptable episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jaime Fernandez, Marco Cabodi, Kameron Schmid and …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 7, 2019, 7:30 am
We’re gonna braid each other’s hair, and play UNO and probably talk about which boys we like too, probably! And we’re not gonna fall asleep because tonight we’re gonna live forever! This is gonna be the best night ever! On this night gowned episode of the show called STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes other …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: October 3, 2019, 12:41 am
It’s time for the show that’s crisp, refreshing, overflowing with flavor and good to the last drop. Not too thick and just the right combination of orange flavor and carbonated water. In this fizzy good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes Melony Ford, Christy Farley & Nick Magavern to share with him their three different …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: September 2, 2019, 7:35 am
It’s a special Joe-Joe Has Fun themed episode of STAB! It’s just like Joe-Joe Has Fun, except there’s no video games, and in all other tangible ways! In this super fun episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones guest hosts guest guests Jeff Brown, Kim Martel & Joe-Joe Louis and asks them to share their three different …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 26, 2019, 7:45 am
This episode of STAB! Is the Reaganest episode of anything that’s ever been! Which is to say it means so much to so many, but probably shouldn’t because its importance and place in history has been distorted in order to over emphasize things which were at best minor moments and at worst manipulated wholesale into …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 19, 2019, 7:30 am
It’s fine, no, seriously, it’s fine! I don’t care. I didn’t care. Even if you thought I cared before, which I didn’t, I don’t now either. I couldn’t have come anyway, so don’t even worry about it. In this totally uninvited episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV tactfully navigates Court Hansen, Nick Magavern, Jaclyn …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: August 13, 2019, 5:44 am
Alright, you all ready to settle up then? Yeah, I THOUGHT so. Well hold on just a second, you’ve gotta enter the coupon code. No, you GOTTA! Enter it! You might save something, I mean, that’s what you’d EXPECT, right? Then what could possibly go wrong? RIGHT?! In this needlessly aggressive episode of STAB!, Jesse …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 23, 2019, 7:30 am
Sometimes you just need to “pop out to the park”, “grab your stale loaf” and have a “quick feeding of the ducks”. If you know what we mean. Which you probably don’t. But you will. Eventually. In this troublesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ros IV welcomes foul friends Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid & Jesse …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 19, 2019, 7:32 am
Scarf it! Slurp it! Gobble it! Hoark it down! When a nibble won’t do and don’t even get me started on a bite, you need that in you, whole and true! Stuff that needs to be in you and you need it now! In this belly buster of an episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones steps …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 18, 2019, 7:30 am
Podcasts! It’s what live in your ears and make your work day tolerable! Well this episode was recorded at a whole festival about them! So many good ear fillers, like this one your obvious favorite! In this Sacramento Podcast Festival edition of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes other festival guests Jessica Deprez (Radio …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 17, 2019, 10:43 pm
Chlamydia Sauna. Herpes Wading Pool. Hepatitis Hot Tub. None of these things are good. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying them because they’re good. I’m just… saying. In this icky, drippy, burning episode of STAB!, squeaky clean John Morris Ross IV hosts iffy guests Ryan King, David Coleman & Jesse Jones inviting them to …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 4, 2019, 3:22 am
Well howdy there friend, you look like you could use a sit down and a nibble on somethin’ tasty and sweet! But don’t over do it, I’m the squishiest one around here, and I don’t need the competition! In this sugary sweet episode of STAB!, Mayor Syrup Pants, John Morris Ross IV welcomes sticky, yum …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 2, 2019, 7:31 am
There’s a lot of ways to do things, but really, if you just want to get all the guess work out of the way, the best thing you can do usually, if just consult the Goodest book for the Goodest way to do a thing. It’s all there people, and it always has been. In …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: July 1, 2019, 8:51 pm
Welcome to Emma Town, please enjoy your complimentary hoodie and all the corn dogs you can eat! We in Emma Town are committed to delivering you the finest in Comedy good times or leaving a slip on your door to at least let you know we tried. In this Emmatastic edition of EMMA! (STAB!) John …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: June 27, 2019, 10:08 pm
Don’t. Don’t even– No! Nothing. Don’t say a f– NOTHING! I don’t care. Don’t talk. Not even about anything at all. Period. Just let me get there without– SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW! In this tight lipped episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Amy Estes, Daniel Humbarger, Grant Potter and Jesse …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: June 18, 2019, 5:10 am
You all worried ‘bout your position in this whole big dumb universe? Man, don’t even sweat it, ‘cause every Fool is Alright! Is that what the title of this episode is actually referring to? As far as the sites distributing this needs to know: yes. In this what you hear is what you get episode …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: June 13, 2019, 9:16 pm
A cardboard box full of baguette. An oil drum full of gelato. A grain silo full of orange sauce! A STAB! show is like all of these things, and none of these things, and all of these things. In this most current episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Stephen Ferris, Kim …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: June 11, 2019, 8:50 pm
*gasp* Hey, *huff* guys. How’s *wheeze* how’s it goin’ guys? You wanna *cough* listen to some f-*wheeze* funny podcast comedy, *gasp* stuff? *cough* *huff* *wheeze* Cool… In this huffin’ puffin’ episode of STAB!, minty fresh host John Morris Ross IV welcomes raspy guests Nick Magavern, Jeff Brown, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones share their four …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 23, 2019, 8:48 pm
The crew of Spec Script was in town to do a show at STAB! Comedy Theater, so we thought why not invite a little friendly cross over action, and get them to double dip on their Sacto trip with a little bit o’ that STAB! tip. And as such, this episode of STAB! (hosted hostingly …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 11, 2019, 4:27 am
Well here’s a podcast and it’s easy to see, it’s fun for the entire family, from Mom to Day, the kids or the cat, your ear havin’ frineds will tell you it’s all that. Words! In this mostly non-rhyming episode of STAB!, Mix Master John Morris Ross IV welcomes DJs, Court Hansen, Josh Kinkade, Christy …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: April 4, 2019, 6:24 pm
There’s a lot of reasons to hate eggs: the cholesterol, the way they’re always hiding, and of course, how they cause infidelity. There’s no reason NOT to hate eggs. In this egg loathing episode of STAB! non-hedgehog terrorizing host John Morris Ross IV welcomes non-wall sitting guests Bill Wallis, Melissa McGillicuddy, Ryan King and Jesse …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 28, 2019, 7:30 am
I’m inviting you into my ears for the sole purpose of listening to you for 50 to 51 minutes and nothing further Richard. Despite the obvious attraction involved here, there can be nothing more than this listening Richard! In this smoldering episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Coreen Lemcke, Greg Sabin, Melony …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 26, 2019, 8:31 am
Coming this Fall to the CW! Cool Black Dad! What happens when one white family that already has a father figure somehow gets another one, and he’s Black?! Everything you could imagine, and so much more that you could never expect! COOL BLACK DAD! In this cool new episode of STAB! Mom, John Morris Ross …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 21, 2019, 4:33 am
You think you know Pan Hurn’s story? Do you?! News flash pal: ya don’t! But by the time you get through this episode of STAB!, you will. Oh yes, you will. In this hard hitting, 6th Anniversary episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jason Anderson, Christiana Dominguez, Ben Rice and Jesse …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 15, 2019, 8:33 am
What’s that? A beret? You ever drank any water wasn’t sparklin’? You’s a whisper thin sum’bitch aincha? Bet you got a shoe box fulla momentos ‘n trinkets what remind you a times gone past. Sure ya do. In this touchy feely episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Ruby Setnik, Benton Harshaw, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: March 7, 2019, 8:24 am
Look like you figure out how to make sound go into your head from speaker machine. Not like the time you try to taste the TV pictures. That was a dumb time for YOU, dumb face! NICE ONE, head of Stupid Town! Temporary head of STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes guest people Christy Farley, Bill …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 28, 2019, 9:45 am
Lookin’ for a fun hour of ear filler? Boy howdy, you done hit the jackpot, ‘cause that’s the exact type thing we got here, ready ta give your shirt a tuck and ruffle them boot cuts! In this problematic episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Kim Martel …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 26, 2019, 5:36 pm
They’re everywhere! Look, over there, those are things. You can’t open your eyes without seeing them or swing one thing without hitting another one! In this very focused episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pulls guest hosting duty for guests Nick Magavern, Ray Molina and Jack Brown as they share their three different takes on HOST, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 22, 2019, 8:30 am
Sometimes everything goes right. Not often, but from what I’ve heard, it sometimes happens. Then there’s times when that doesn’t happen. We call that “most of the time”. Then things get funky, and not like, the bass line kind. The other kind. In this other kind of episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 21, 2019, 8:30 am
Nighty night. I drinky thick green yuck goo. It make go sleep tight. Me not awake soon because yawn drink! Okaysies! But before John Morris Ross IV can tuck us in on this episode of STAB!, guests Jaime Fernandez, Bill Wallis and Jesse Jones have to share their three takes on ONEONEONE, nine Girl’s Hair …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 20, 2019, 8:30 am
The highest highs, the lowest lows. As Joe-Joe himself says still a full 20 minutes before the end of the Little House on the Prairie theme music: “This is the best episode of STAB! Ever.” What does that mean? Just try to listen for yourself and find out. Presiding over the madness that is episode …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 19, 2019, 8:30 am
Like a trunk full of flank steak, STAB! is here to intrigue disgust and educate. Like a rusty shopping cart full of sweaty, bulging sausage, STAB! Has many mysteries inside and out! In this roving hamper of room temperature flesh that IS this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Greg Sabin, …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: February 18, 2019, 11:00 pm
Rejoice and fear no longer: the voice lives! They were cold, frightening nights, lying away, unsure of the the fate of the man with the golden pipes, but we may sleep well tonight. In this joyous episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 29, 2019, 7:02 am
You like to puff? You like to pour stuff on other things to make it taste different? What you need is Puff Sauce. Probably. So go on, get yer Puff Sauce, spill it on somethin’ ‘n eat it up yum! Tonight on this episode of STAB! sponsored by the sauce you love to puff, John …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 22, 2019, 6:47 am
John and Jesse invite all of the best and most available STAB!bers of 2018 to help send the year off, and trade their least wanted Christmas presents with each other in this year end STAB!stravaganza! So to send off 2018 in the style it deserves, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Ben Rice, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 15, 2019, 8:27 am
Go that way. Push play button that way. Play episode. Play episode and listen to episode. Be good, do the thing, listen to the show. It’s good. It’s the goodest. In this goodest episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes good boys Bill Wallis, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their three …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 11, 2019, 8:19 am
Have you heard the good word of Klask? It’s your one, last, best hope for salvation! Klask is the only thing greater than ourselves! Klask was here before us and all that shall remain when we are gone will be KLASK! In this episode of Klask’s STAB! brought to you by Klask, host John Morris …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 9, 2019, 8:36 am
You want them stacks a listeners all slobberin’ down your podcast stats? Well we got the secrets ta how ta get dem listeners! Come on out to our seminar and we’ll teach you the secret to obscure, audience alienating nonsense: the STAB! way! In this free episode of STAB! hosted by John Morris Ross IV …

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Author: Jesse Jones
Posted: January 8, 2019, 1:25 am
A scientific mind finds a problem and attempts to apply known solutions to similar problems in the hopes that the result can be replicated or at least direct failures toward eventual success. Comedy’s sort of like that. In this scientifically accurate episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Nick Magavern, Court Hansen, Ruby …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 20, 2018, 8:30 am
They’re a Squad, and they Patrol the world of Sacramento sketch comedy, keeping the city safe from the most ridiculous of things with the raw power and brute strength of funny! In this special episode of STAB!, Host John Morris Ross IV invites three Patrollers John Kinkade, Marco Cabodi, Coreen Lemcke and STAB!bie Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 17, 2018, 8:30 am
Is this episode long? Yes. Yes it is. But it’s long because it’s full of five comics having a lot of fun and delivering a lot of funny stuff. So, you know, you’ll probably wanna listen. In this plus sized episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Melissa McGillicuddy, Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 13, 2018, 8:30 am
Hey [user] I just thought you should aware that we have posession videos recorded of your on your computer enjoying Brendan Fraser. It’s funny as blackmail. Send us money to s339287710 acct. now. In this rare double titled episode of STAB!, hose John Morris Ross IV asks guests Ben Rice, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 10, 2018, 8:01 am
Welcome. Thank you for listening to STAB! Just a normal podcast, where people write terrible things, the kind of thoughts they kind of question themselves for having, then they read them to strangers. It’s normal and cool. On this very normal episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes very cool guests Nick Brunner, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 6, 2018, 4:52 am
Strap into the sadness seat and get real uncomfortable ‘cause we’ve got a little story to tell about organs you take for granted not workin’ worth a damn, and triumphing over that circumstance. Cringe together with STAB! host John Morris Ross IV as his unhealthy guests Rhoda Ramone, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones share with …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 28, 2018, 3:08 pm
Recorded in the Blue Room in Chico, California on April 19th, 2013, this was the 4th time we ever did the show called STAB!, and it featured a crew of Chico comics, including Steve Swim, Will Craig and Kyle Bowen (along with Sacramento’s John Ross and Jesse Jones). This special episode, is being uploaded again …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 6, 2018, 8:58 am
Hey gurl, you wanna sip my snake? Oh, hey, lookitchu GURL, you wanna chug my cat? Yeah, you like that? Yeah you go. You wanna gulp my goldfish! In this… weirdly creepy sounding episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes pet pouring guests Bill Wallis, Ruby Setnik and Jesse Jones to share three …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 5, 2018, 8:34 am
Da-da da-da-da things are okay! Two some chichen disks, regular sauce, something, something and a dinner roll. Have it some way! On this somewhat off episode of STAB! host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Michael Cella, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones to share with the listening audience their three new BEERs, nine Jack in …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 24, 2018, 4:17 am
Do you remember, the 21st night of September? Frodo was returning the ring to its sender, while chasing bad Smeagol away. In this mashed up episode of STAB! host John Ross welcomes to the funky, funky shire, Stephen Ferris, Christy Farley, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on HUSKY, twelve …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 12, 2018, 7:30 am
That’s right, the improv sensation “The Liquorice Boys” all together for an episode of STAB! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Liquorice Boys? That’s fair. In this liquorice scented episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes the three Liquorice Boys: Chris Emery, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones, to tell their three different …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 8, 2018, 7:30 am
Completely untraceable. Completely deadly. Completely Bulgaria. Is not uncommon for to know several thousand bees by name in Bulgaria. Ninety-five percent of Bulgarian citizens buzz. In this lethally clandestine episode of the show called STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Mike Cella, Allie Yada, Jason B and Jesse Jones to share with the …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 5, 2018, 1:44 pm
Granola bar. Those cheese and peanut butter cracker. Raisins. A quiet, forgotten, unforgiving love. We know it, we crave it as much as we despise it. It’s a unsatisfying, wasteful kind of love. Which, to be fair, is mostly hate. In this quietly ignored episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross VI welcomes pretzel sticks …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 1, 2018, 7:30 am
Hey gurl, is it gettin’ hot out here, or is it just dozens of me? I’m burnin’ up the dance floor, and the dance ceiling, and all of the neighboring businesses and homes for miles around. Yeah, I know you like that. Oh this fire episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: September 25, 2018, 4:54 am
When last we left our plucky podcast, all hope seemed lost as they found themselves in the clutches of the dastardly Silent Room! How will they find their way out of this fix this time? Leading the STAB! team into the audio abyss is heroic host John Morris Ross IV commanding our courageous crew of …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: September 11, 2018, 5:02 am
Thank you for choosing to visit STAB! Please, if you would like to share your memories of your visit to STAB!, do — after reading the detailed rules of engagement — do so. Strictly enforcing the rules of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes stoic travelers Shahera Hyatt, Greg Sabin, Christy Farley and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 27, 2018, 7:25 am
We’ve grown today. We’ve seen something that’s going to stick with us. That’s going to change us. Something that just ice cream isn’t big enough for. Boobies and swearing are what this life event demands. Being our guardian into the theater of life that IS STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Alfonso Portela, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 20, 2018, 7:37 am
This is the STAB! Show. You’re about to listen to it. John Morris Ross IV is the host. Michael Cella, Brett Stultz, Kyle Littleton and Jesse Jones were on it. They talked about four different CO2s, twelve dead chihuahua hoarder haiku, Thomas Addison, the iPhone, Canadian railway disasters, Squizzy Taylor, Don Dokken, the Mir Space …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 8, 2018, 4:03 am
We only roast the ones we love. This episode of STAB! is proof positive of just how much we love and cherish Emma Haney. All of the terrible things said here in this show were said in the goodest of fun. In this celebration of all things Emma Haney, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 2, 2018, 3:13 am
It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here. In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: July 19, 2018, 4:25 am
Have you been diagnosed with Oogly eyes? Perhaps you’ve been prescribed something meant to fight Googlyism. Has the pollen content in your area rendered your eyes, Achoogly? These are serious, if comically named conditions. On this medically approved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV runs guests/patients Trip Hazard, Amy Estes, Stephen Ferris and …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: July 9, 2018, 8:53 pm
Is it a folk album from that artist that you were sure was dead but has actually been pumping out albums regularly and largely unnoticed for decades until they teamed up with a popular contemporary artist to bring their sound to a whole new generation? Maybe… In this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: July 4, 2018, 3:15 am
I’m sorry, this is awkward but, I mean, I’d want someone to tell me if it WERE me in the situation that you’re in, which you are, and I’m glad I’m not. So… It’s just… You know what, never mind. Never mind I said anything. In this episode of STAB! that’s sorry it even brought …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: July 2, 2018, 5:49 pm
Need admission to the Gumball Rally? All you need is a Trickle Nickel. Lookin’ for some quality italian cuisine? You need a plate of Petty Spaghetti. NASCAR puns? Oh yeah, we’ve got ‘em by the Yarborough. On this breakneck, high octane episode of STAB!, host John Ross welcomes pit crew Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez and …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: June 20, 2018, 3:47 am
Stringy and unsatisfying, the nutritional value of Fraggle has long been known to be negligible, but it wasn’t for their meat that early pioneers hunted Fraggle. It was their soft, brightly colored pelts. On this edutaining episode of STAB!, host and scholar John Morris Ross IV welcomes inquisitive minds Drew Absher, Cory Barringer and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: June 6, 2018, 2:33 am
Old wounds heal. Friendships renewed. Time is the most soothing balm. Sometimes, just staying the hell away from each other for a while works wonders. A watched beef never squishes… Or something. In this healing episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Mike Cella, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones to share their …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 22, 2018, 6:15 am
Who even knows where which what goes when? Me? No chance! It’s all blind flailing and apologies… I’ve never truly satisfied anyone, myself included. In this awkward and frustrating episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV asks Jaclyn Weiand, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones to share their three new kinds of SHART, three times …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 15, 2018, 6:30 am
It’s the world’s oldest profession. And since there’s been prostitution, there’s been stories of the nights spent partaking in the wares of these skilled professionals. This is one of those stories. On this around the world episode of STAB!, host John Ross tugs information out of guests Parker Newman, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 2, 2018, 7:30 am
We like to do shows, it’s a fun thing. We write things then we say them and we record it so you can hear it later and it’s lots of fun… ANY hooters, you’re here, so, you probably know that, so why not listen then? In this episode of STAB! the wholly lifelike John Ross …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 26, 2018, 7:30 am
Lady Bird has made Sacramento popular. We’re from Sacramento. We want to be popular. We’re Lady Bird now. That’s that. Call us Lady Bird, at least for this episode. Lady Bird. STAB! Lady STAB! Bird… Something. Lady Bird host and graduate of an all girl’s catholic high school John Ross welcomes fellow Oscar nominated cast …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 19, 2018, 7:30 am
STAB! Comedy podcast! Panel show! STAB! Microphones! Nachos! People watching it sometimes! Funny joke comedy podcast panel show! STAB! Host John Ross welcomes this show’s STAB! panel of Joey Stultz, Chris Emery and Jesse Jones to share their fifteen Google searches from Lucky the Leprechaun, nine haiku about alleged illegal Florida family bonding, and varying …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 12, 2018, 7:30 am
There’s a funky place that you all should know, when your family needs a trip and they want to go, to someplace new they never been befo’, so just hit the road and you’ll be there before you know! Guiding you through this hip new land of STAB!, host John Ross brings guests Alfonso Portela, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 5, 2018, 8:30 am
STAB! and Coldplay have more in common than it might initially seem on the surface. Both STAB! and Coldplay are mainly enjoyed aurally. Both STAB! and Coldplay perform live. I mean, the list goes on and on. Join host John Ross as he leads Ray Molina, Jaime Fernandez & Jesse Jones through this Coldplay like …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 26, 2018, 8:30 am
In a very real way, we are all Fabio’s children. In a very real way, none of us are Fabio’s children. We live with this want, knowing we will never have it, nor do we deserve it. This painful truth and others hover above this episode of STAB! as host John Ross prods guests Benton …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 19, 2018, 8:30 am
It’s often difficult to hold back our appreciations. When you see a special, one of a kind talent, you want to burst! To gush all over, showering them with your love. STAB! Is like that. On this very special, sopping wet episode of STAB!, host John Ross asks guests Aviva Siegel, Land Smith-Abbinante and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 12, 2018, 8:30 am
It was a different time. UPN was a television network, some of us were just graduating high school, while others of us probably weren’t even born yet, which makes that first group feel REAL old. 1996. Man, it was a different time. On this VERY tolerant episode of STAB! host John Ross talks to guests …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 5, 2018, 8:30 am
All rules are merely suggestions, followed for fear of retribution by SKANDERBEG! There is no blue, we all only agree that we see it because SKANDERBEG said he did, and we know better than to question SKANDERBEG! John Ross, host of STAB! and vessel of SKANDERBEG asks guests Daniel Humbarger, Trip Hazard and Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 29, 2018, 8:30 am
Everything you understood about lineal existence can eat one… TWO TIMES! You didn’t like the last year? Well turns out, that was only the first half! So buckle up buttercup! STAB! host man John Ross asks guests Ray Molina, Jason B and Jesse Jones to thumb screams mind thoughts about twelve New Year’s resolutions from …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 22, 2018, 8:30 am
                The world of internet hilarity is a delicate, sensitive one. Sometimes good humor content takes some effort to find. Some people don’t even believe such a thing exists. But it’s there, you just have to look for it. In this little nubbin of an episode of STAB! …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 11, 2018, 1:23 am
This place is surprisingly not very sticky, the dress code is pants mandatory and everything is actually brighter than they would normally be. I don’t want to be rude, but what is Olivia DOING? In this confusingly sexy episode of STAB! apparently inexperienced host John Ross asks politely patient guests Allie Yada, Drew Kimzey and …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 2, 2018, 9:22 am
Sometimes things make sense. Sometimes trying to make things make sense isn’t worth it. Because sometimes you use the tune of a sitcom theme song to sing about something from a sitcom from twenty years earlier… Don’t think too hard about it. In this, the next most current episode of the STAB! podcast program, host …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 2, 2018, 8:34 am
The guidelines have been laid out very clearly. Failure to adhere to the gift exchange policy will result in review of the holiday festivities in general and the party and gift exchange in particular. In this cheerily seasonal episode of STAB!, shift manager John Ross grills guests Stephen Ferris, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones on …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 18, 2017, 9:39 pm
Oh hey there, I didn’t see ya come in. Ya like what you see? Oh sure you can take a gander. Lookin’ don’t hurt nobody so’s long as you get permission, and yeah, I sure as heck am sure givin’ it. In this episode, host John Ross politely asks Robert Berry, Cheryl Anderson and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 12, 2017, 9:55 pm
Oh yeah! It’s TIME for another episode of STAB! Yeah it is. Because a show like STAB! can’t be stopped, not by Tito Santana, not by Ricky Steamboat, not by Hulk Hogan. No, no it can’TA. ‘LIZABETH! Yeah! On this top rope episode of STAB! Intercontinental host John Ross raps with Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Brunner …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 4, 2017, 10:20 pm
We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB! On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 27, 2017, 10:23 pm
Not everyone is a John, or a Paul. Some of the world is Jim and Art. Who are you? Are you sure? Because while in your mind you might be The Only Living Boy in New York, everyone else might see John’s annoying brother. In this loved or hated episode of STAB!, host John Ross …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 20, 2017, 10:45 pm
Here’s the new STAB! episode. Try to just breathe and relax. You’re going to enjoy it a lot more than you expected you would and you’ll wonder why you were so uptight about it in the first place. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross tops and or bottoms discussions with Jason B, Jaclyn Weiand …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 20, 2017, 10:23 pm
In a show like STAB! you can’t expect everyone to get every reference. I mean, you CAN expect them to, but you shouldn’t, because they won’t. Not all of them. Not all of the time. Was this rant a reference to someone? Maybe. But probably not. But if it was, would you have gotten it? …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 13, 2017, 11:02 pm
Remember your youth? The hell you do! What you have conveniently put out of your mind is the underlying cruelty and pain in your primary colored memories! We have not and we will spill the ink across your fragile, eggshell psyche! Leading this group therapy session, STAB! Host John Ross asks the quivering, emotionally distraught …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 6, 2017, 11:37 pm
The Mouse has deemed that it is once again time for STAB! and so therefore it is once again time for STAB! The STAB! program shall begin and it shall be enjoyed. Do not question the Mouse. On this Mouse approved episode of STAB!, host John Ross speaks with Zach Coles, Nick Magavern and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: September 5, 2017, 11:00 pm
They’re not froo-froo, lady drinks! They’re 8% yum booze yum it ups — ya jerk face! Just ‘cause I don’t like the taste of beer doesn’t mean I don’t like the taste of being drunk! Set me and my boys up with another round and shut yer yapper, turd! STAB! bartender John Ross bellies up …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: June 27, 2017, 12:28 am
We are a country of many diverse peoples from places dotting the entirety of the globe. So it’s only natural to find confusing some things that to others are customary. It’s cool, it’s still weird though… And so in an attempt to better understand the world around us, John Ross, the host of this community …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 2, 2017, 6:17 am
He stepped into the throne room only to find a sight beyond his wildest dreams. Not one, but TWO Princes, ready and waiting, their robes fallen around their feet, their crowns, strategically hung. STAB! Returns for the one hundred and first time, guided by hosty host John Ross as he pelts guests Tyler Kinney, Joey …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 18, 2017, 6:11 am
For the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 27, 2016, 7:04 am
This tightly packed, vessel of STAB! sees John Ross, ask guests Jaime Fernandez, Parker Newman and Jesse Jones to tell us what 99 things they’d like to have, and talk about a Charlie Brown Christmas, the eradication of Smallpox, Joycelyn Elders, Frank Sinatra Jr., Jerry Rice, G.E.’s Communist Purge, nine Russian Teen decapitation haiku, three …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 20, 2016, 6:57 am
John Ross leads this spin kickingly friendly episode of STAB!, discussing with Cory Barringer, John’s “cousin” Lippy Whatnot and Jesse Jones non-karate subjects like Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Illegal Italian Fireworks, Nigel Buxton, indoor softball, the first eclipse, Lucy & Desi’s wedding, three different takes on NAAKKK, the synopsis of made-up movies: “The Tales of Joe …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 14, 2016, 6:51 am
STAB! person John Ross probes the minds of Lendy West, Ellis Rodriguez and Jesse Jones, quizzing about them on such hot button topics as Meteorite Murder, Clay Aiken, human face transplants, Jewish lawyers, Olga Rypakova, Rob Pilatus, three different takes on CUBA, nine Dutch Duck genocide haiku, hot pickup lines for the Mario Brothers, Sacramento …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: December 8, 2016, 6:44 am
In this not un-impossible episode of the show called STAB!, John Ross speaks truths with Shahera Hyatt, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones about the patenting of the Fire Extinguisher, Queen Elizabeth in Australia, Saddam Hussein, Look Magazine, Mother Teresa, the semi-automatic rifle, the top 15 Google searches of a “Grabbed Pussy”, pitches for small businesses …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 29, 2016, 6:38 am
In this dream devouring episode of STAB!, John Ross welcomes Nick Brunner, Becky Lynn and Jesse Jones, all babies once, to share their thoughts on subjects like Cuban trade embargos, John Lithgow, Peter Bone, the first US Mail Truck, the World’s Largest Gold Nugget, Steve McPeak, three different THOTs, explanations of Trick or Treating to …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 22, 2016, 6:31 am
STAB! guy, John Ross, guides you on a journey of locations with locationistas, Tyler Kinney, Luke Soin, Jaclyn Weiand, Nick Brunner, Jaime Fernandez, Alfonso Portela, Zach Coles, Aviva Siegel, Johnny Taylor, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones. Let them introduce you to slum laundromats, limbless exercise studios and the sad realization that ain’t nothin’ ever gonna …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: November 1, 2016, 5:16 am
Word hater John Ross guides this Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1 with fancy word STAB!bers Tyler Kinney, Jordan Gannon, Bill Wallis, Josh Kinkade, Coreen Lemcke, Alfonso Portela, Stephen Ferris, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones teaching words to stay in their respective lanes.
Author: STAB!
Posted: October 25, 2016, 1:39 am
STAB! host John Ross welcomes day celebrating STAB!bers Edgar Granados, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, TaVi Watkins, Evan Nyarady, Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Josh Kinkade, Rhoda Ramone, Jon Gamora and Jesse Jones to share their celebrations of everything from Gonzo Birthdays and Microsoft learning tools to screamo lyrics and political love stories and everything else that …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 18, 2016, 1:28 am
Need to get away from your ho-hum, hum-drum, drum ‘n bass life? Well let Jordan Gannon, Ben Rice, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Ben Feldman, Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela, Johnny Taylor, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones invite you to enticing tourism destinations, Islands of Dad, Cool Stuff and Soft Rock, and other inviting harbors, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 11, 2016, 1:18 am
It’s been said that every episode of STAB! Is a “Best of” episode. By whom? Let’s not get into all who’s and what’s that right now, huh? Let’s just say it’s been said. What’s even more true than that already super true statement though, is that this is the Best of “Write a Poem About …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: October 3, 2016, 10:21 pm
We told you there were two and we ain’t liers! Here’s part the second of STAB!’s trip to the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park, CA. Remember, still in a church, at the altar and everything. In this’n, STAB!’s own John Ross talked with guest types Luke Soin, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: September 5, 2016, 10:04 pm
STAB! Did a couple shows at the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park California. On top of that, they did said shows in a church. They were pretty good. But don’t take my word for it, jerk. John Ross brings his merry STABbers Danielle Mandella, Rasa Hollander and Jesse Jones to The …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 29, 2016, 9:56 pm
If there’s something strange, in the Mission District, who ya gonna call? STAB! host John Ross, and his guests Jon Gorman, Red Scott and Jesse Jones, obviously. In this spectral episode of STAB! John talks to the fellas about Isaac Singer, The Night of the Murdered Poets, World Elephant Day, the home colonoscopy test, the …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 22, 2016, 9:45 pm
Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 17, 2016, 9:56 pm
What is offensive? Pretty much anything can be offensive to someone. Is it more offensive to offend or to try to avoid offending entirely? Am I even saying anything anymore? That’s an offensive question! STAB! host and host of STAB! John Ross politely welcomes funny people Alfonso Portela, Kaseem Bentley and Jesse Jones to talk …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: August 10, 2016, 9:50 pm
Do you have what it takes to pester a poor, lonely forest dwelling hermit?! Well prove it! Poke Mongo! Poke him in the town, poke him by the river, what ever you do, just Poke Mongo! Or, if you’d rather, you can listen to STAB! Host John Ross talk to STAB! Guests Erik Krasner, Tyler …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: July 29, 2016, 9:48 pm
STAB! Was invited to the 4th Annual Sacramento Stand-Up Competition held at our birth-club, the Sacramento Comedy Spot. And how could we possibly refuse? We couldn’t is how, so we didn’t. We did the show! And boy did we do it. John Ross brought in the big guns, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela and the regular …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: June 27, 2016, 9:38 pm
Trains: they’re insane. Proven rock fact. They’re not to be trusted with anything more important than a light switch, and even then, not without supervision. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross (host) discusses a wide range of topics with Land Smith-Abbinante (guest), Aviva Seigal (lady guest) and Jesse Jones (mostly pest) including Stevie Wonder, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: June 1, 2016, 9:17 pm
Has anyone seen, it’s like, a red binder. There’s nothing on the outside, it’s just red. Like, flat red, not glossy or anything. It should be really easy to see. That’s why they made it red… Well, while we’re looking for that, this episode of STAB! Sees host John Ross ask guests Ben Feldman, Shahera …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 24, 2016, 11:34 pm
Ever wanna go to the Alps? Sure you have. Got Pals? I hope you do. ‘Cause there’s some pals that you can go to the alps with that’ll let you slap laps with, and really, those’re the best pals of all. Lap slapper John Ross welcomes alp pals Luke Soin, Andrew Absher and Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 17, 2016, 9:12 pm
You know what would really get this party started? Sacrificing one of the weaker of us to a couple of the stronger to be torn to shreds and really get the blood pumping. I know that’d launch my rocket for sure. So listen as STAB! host John Ross tosses lame pup after sad pooch at …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 10, 2016, 9:06 pm
Give me bread, give me cheese, give me all the fixins that I please! Subway runs through me! Quiznos lights my way! All hail the great and powerful Blimpie! STAB! host John Ross sandwiches a bunch of topics between sound effects and asks Kim Martel, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones about National Doctor’s Day, Celine …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: May 2, 2016, 9:01 pm
Look at me! I could be: second base! … No. Hold on… Look at me! I could be: pinch runner! NO! Damn it. I know there’s something here, I just have to peel back the layers and it will reveal itself to me! In the meantime STAB! Coach John Ross welcomes hitters Stephen Ferris, Rhoda …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 25, 2016, 8:45 pm
The 4th Annual Los Angeles Scripted Comedy Festival, hosted by iO West, welcomed STAB! to their festivities. And we festivized, oh boy did we! In this festive episode of STAB!, host John Ross brought STAB! regulars (STABulars?) Alfonso Portela, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones to share with the desert town of Los Angeles some of …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 18, 2016, 9:30 pm
Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 11, 2016, 8:00 pm
You love Steven Tyler. You love tiny pizzas. We love to ruin the things that you love. You’ll never be able to hear your favorite band or eat your favorite food the same way ever again. Deal with it! In this edition of STAB!, John Ross leads the ruiners (Bill Wallis, Chris Emery and Jesse …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: April 5, 2016, 10:46 pm
Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 28, 2016, 10:00 pm
Yeah girl, you like that? You’re not sure? Yeah, I get that, but when I’m done you’re gonna have a little bit more of an idea of where you stand on the subject, or at least an educated guess. Give yourself an ear taste of some new STAB! as John Ross leads Alfonso Portela, Johnny …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 22, 2016, 9:55 pm
Look, up in the sky, it’s a stuffed toy with a feather on it, it’s a catnip chew toy, no, it’s Snack A Cat! If it can be dropped from a drone onto an unsuspecting but hungry cat, Snack A Cat’s done it! Now in three delicious flavors! In this product place-tastic episode of STAB! …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 16, 2016, 12:14 am
This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: March 8, 2016, 12:44 am
Hey, what’s goin’ on? Yeah, us neither. Just some chill ass dudes, doin’ what chill dudes do. Which is chillin’. Chillin’ like a comic book antagonist. Just like that, times four. Chill host John Ross welcomes equally chill dudes Hayden Greif-Neill, Dash Kwiatkowsky and Jesse Jones as they talk about such chill topics as US …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 29, 2016, 9:59 pm
Things dun changed a lot, y’know. They always seem to. Guess that’s just the way a things, huh? One day it’s somethin’ the next it ain’t no mo, ‘cause now it’s somethin’ else. Yup. That’s how it sure goes. In this here thought provokin’ episode of STAB! John Ross talks to folk named Erik Krasner, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 22, 2016, 9:53 pm
You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 15, 2016, 8:34 am
Li’l Mister Tiny Toes. Snuggle Wuggle Boom-Boom. Captain Puddin’. These are just a few friends of mine, and they wanna be your friend to. It’s easy as heck, just a little rub under the chin and you right as rain. STAB! host John Ross herds wiley free spirits Danielle Mandella, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 12, 2016, 7:08 am
Hey Grandma, off to second grade this morning? THAT, is extreme. Be careful out there and watch out for the backflipping monster trucks defying all known laws of physics like it’s their JOB! And try not to catch fire and explode. John Ross hosts this EXTREME episode of STAB! with Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela and …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 9, 2016, 7:01 am
You’ll show ‘em, you’ll show ‘em all. Who’s laughing now? You are. They don’t know why, but you do, and that’s all that matters. Your power is in their hands. Savor that feeling. John Ross hosts this powerful episode of STAB! with guests Aviva Siegel, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones talking about things like the …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: February 1, 2016, 8:20 pm
Hey, you want an episode of STAB!? A new episode I mean? How about a flurb? Have a new episode of STAB! and a flurb, because why wouldn’t you? You wouldn’t. STAB! host John Ross talks to STAB! guests Bill Wallis, Mark Burg and Jesse Jones about things involving Johnny Moss, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 28, 2016, 9:14 am
The onslaught is devastating, unrelenting. The invaders are single minded and purpose driven. Nothing can stop their sudden, violent invading spurt, not even a band of brave wizards armed with cotton… STAB!’s noble John Ross hosts brave Zach Coles, wise Josh Kinkade and adequate Jesse Jones, as they share tales of bank robber Herman Lamb, …

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Author: STAB!
Posted: January 25, 2016, 5:01 pm