STAB!
STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
In this giving, caring, but ultimately lonely episode of the STAB! show, previously hurt host Jesse Jones welcomes a freshly wiped down panel of Dayna Bryant, Luke Soin & Kim Martel to share their three CGAs, new STAB!tionary words Kivjoom, Gorefyl, & Muzldud, craigslist postings for a dump truck full of self help books, a …
Posted: October 8, 2024, 7:21 am
In this awkward, sticky episode of the STAB! show, little bit of strange and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that won’t respect you in the morning in Sam Hochhalter, Leo Antolin, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on CFTPA, nine pieces of Marxism bathroom wall scribbles, breakfast cereals themed around pretending to …
Posted: October 7, 2024, 7:37 am
In this slick, water based episode of the STAB! show, mount ruler and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lube miners, Milk Surface, Cierra Ramirez, & Jeff Brown to share their three GLMCs, bootlegs of A Star Is Born, Dune, & Road House, closing arguments in defense of coming out to the parking lot …
Posted: October 4, 2024, 7:11 am
In this sloppy, giggly episode of the STAB! show, that bish and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Woo Girls in Brett Stults, Nicole Eichenberg, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BFD, nine items on the break room bulletin board of White Woman Drunk, Hey Mama!, craigslist postings for all your …
Posted: October 3, 2024, 7:41 am
In this paradigm shifting episode of the STAB! show, apparent salsa eater and host Jesse Jones welcomes a thick, chunky, robust panel of Frankie Lord, Johnny Taylor, & Eric Barger to share their three FIRNs, new greeting cards including a Condolences on your slow transformation into a Zombie card, Happy “You Peaked Five Years Ago …
Posted: October 2, 2024, 7:58 am
In this tasty, dangerous episode of the STAB! show, rapidly congealing host Jesse Jones welcomes a drippy, buttery panel of Cory Barringer, Emma Haney & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on HTH, pick-up lines to and from a 60 Foot Tall robot made of e-waste, a small order of McDonald’s french fries, & …
Posted: October 1, 2024, 7:59 am
In this technically perfectly fine episode of the STAB! show, weirdly stretched host Jesse Jones welcomes a not visibly stained panel of Kameron Schmid, Willie Travis & Molly Doan to share their three YHBTs, nine award season haiku, closing arguments in defense of choosing the microwave directions when you’re not in a hurry, that smell …
Posted: July 12, 2024, 7:05 am
In this downy soft episode of the STAB! show snuggle bear of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of big heaving sacks, Coreen Lemcke, Ben Warheit, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on AAAR, pick-up lines to and from sharing, a short order cook, & a timid penis, campaign speeches from a …
Posted: July 10, 2024, 7:25 am
In this very noticeable episode of the STAB! show, mortified host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of little squeakers Nick Coleman, Grant Potter & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCNUs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters ULSWEOJ, LTYWOSA, & FGIPAAI, breakfast cereals themed around an unexamined life, freeganism, & taking karate classes in your …
Posted: July 8, 2024, 7:13 am
In this dangly episode of the STAB! show, rough and scratchy host Jesse Jones welcomes a fleshy panel of Imin Love, Michelle Petro & Sean Crandall to share their three takes on B&P, nine items from the bathroom wall of Sacramento Drivers, craigslist posts for a case of body spray that makes you smell like …
Posted: July 5, 2024, 7:10 am
In this coquettish, unassuming episode of the STAB! show, erotically wind tunnel tested host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of the carsonas of Frankie Lord, Jeff Brown & Jaclyn Weiand to the Crocker Art Museum’s ArtMix once again to share their three takes on MOCA, recipes for someone who has too much of the wine …
Posted: July 3, 2024, 7:09 am
In this mythical episode of the STAB! show, master tinker and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cookie making panel of Mikhail Chernyavski, Dayna Bryant & Christy Farley to share their three ACTEs, bootlegs of Taxi Driver, Flubber, & The Hit Amazon Original: Bosh, recipes for someone who high-fives strangers, a grudge someone might take to …
Posted: July 1, 2024, 7:40 am
In this highly special episode of the STAB! show, bright and imaginative host Jesse Jones welcomes an EXTREMELY promising panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Rice & Kim Martel to share their three(ish) takes on WADR, pick-up lines to and from gate keeping, a yappy little dog, & apartment living, closing arguments in defense of a …
Posted: May 31, 2024, 7:54 am
In this lazily hovering episode of the STAB! show, slightly deflated host Jesse Jones welcomes a gassy panel of Kameron Schmid, Milk Surface & Tyler Kinney to share their three CGWs, items on the bathroom walls of Paranoia, campaign speeches for a box of recently expired Trix cereal with a movie promotional tie in vying …
Posted: May 30, 2024, 1:37 am
In this super tough episode of the STAB! show, bubbling host Jesse Jones welcomes weirdly specifically toned guests Marco Cabodi, Steven Boyd & Eric Barger to share their three takes on OASIS, pick-up lines to and from an old issue of the TV Guide, a microwave spaghetti stained and blistered piece of tupperware, & face …
Posted: April 29, 2024, 7:33 am
It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric …
Posted: January 9, 2024, 6:43 am
In this sterile episode of the STAB! show, someone’s brother and host Jesse Jones welcomes a holly, jolly, drippy panel of Trip Hazard, Sam Hochhalter & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on YULE, greeting cards for “So, you completely whiffed on everyone’s gifts AGAIN this year?”, “Merry Credit Card Debt Season”, & “Condolences, …
Posted: December 25, 2023, 8:39 am
In this luscious episode of the STAB! show, chick magnet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a ladyless panel of David Shapiro & Jeff Brown to share their two random reorganizations, (in this case XYZ & BBB), pick-up lines to and from a half eaten deer carcass, & Q-words, craigslist posting for a box of “Old …
Posted: December 22, 2023, 9:49 am
In this not great feeling episode of the STAB! show, kinda blah host Jesse Jones welcomes an “eh” panel of Chris Emery, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to share their three FNGs, greeting cards for “Congratulations, It’s Negative”, “Whoops, you were too good at your job. Now you get more work” & “We’re pretty sure …
Posted: December 18, 2023, 8:52 am
In this onomatopoetic episode of the STAB! Show, flat, smooth host Jesse Jones welcomes a still, glassy panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Parker Newman & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on NAVSUPMAN, pick-up lines to and from a drawer full of fat clothes, an answering machine, & a really good skipping rock, craigslist postings …
Posted: December 15, 2023, 8:29 am
In this slippery episode of the STAB! show, greased up host Jesse Jones welcomes a dreamy panel of Michelle Petro, Imin J. Love & Cory Barringer to share their three BOPs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Good Vibes, recipes for a perfect Fall evening, budget friendly revenge, & a rascal, descriptions …
Posted: December 13, 2023, 8:02 am
In this unsatisfactory episode of the STAB! show, one star host Jesse Jones welcomes a hastily returned panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on PCOF, bootlegs of Fievel Goes West, Armageddon, & American Horror Story, campaign speeches from an empty energy drink can running running for a …
Posted: December 11, 2023, 8:25 am
In this dystopian episode of the STAB! show, supernatural host Jesse Jones welcomes a flesh mound panel of Nicole Eichenberg, Leo Antolin & Sean Crandall to share their three HSTs, pick-up lines to or from the clearance aisle at Michael’s, a guy who always launches snot rockets, & protoplasm, recipes for vacation that’s more trouble …
Posted: December 8, 2023, 8:15 am
In this bag episode of the STAB! show, bag and host Jesse Jones welcomes a bag panel of Marco Cabodi, Nick Coleman & Nick Pettigrew to share their three bag takes on NTS, bootlegs of food items like croutons, alphabet soup, & canned ham, celebrations of Sputnik 2, Dolph Lundgren, Clarence Birdseye, Roseanne Barr, “The …
Posted: December 6, 2023, 8:09 am
In this numb, cold episode of the STAB! show, person of growth and host Jesse Jones welcomes a familiar, but different panel of Frankie Lord, Kameron Schmid & Nick Pettigrew to share their three VFDs, Halloween pick-up lines to and from slasher movies, plastic vampire teeth, & an amateur haunted house, breakfast cereals branded around …
Posted: December 4, 2023, 8:05 am
In this exasperated episode of the STAB! show, defeated host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of real troopers, Aubrey Zevallos, Ben Warheit & Jack Marie to share their three takes on FIAP, nine “2am After The Bars Close” break room bulletin board items, celebrations of Harvard University, Snoop Dogg, the Sydney Opera House, Pie Geelen, …
Posted: December 1, 2023, 8:46 am
In this triumphant episode of the STAB! show, weary, proud host Jesse Jones welcomes an exultant panel of tournament finalists, Eric Barger, Jeff Brown & Molly Doan to share their three IFPUGs, bootleg of Road Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, & Project Runway, recipes for someone who gets unreasonably upset with people doing immature things, a …
Posted: November 29, 2023, 8:14 am
In this pleasingly known episode of the STAB! show, known host Jesse Jones welcomes a recognized panel of Daniel Kessenich, Michelle Petro & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on MYK, nine Spooky Season haiku, closing arguments in defense of candy corn, how literally anyone else sets up their bathroom, & three hours of …
Posted: November 27, 2023, 8:44 am
In this highly illuminating episode of the STAB! Show, dim host Jesse Jones welcomes an incandescent panel of Kameron Schmid, Dayna Bryant & Molly Doan to share their three DNRs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words, Me-Bryan, Roamcry, & Dunkiny, craigslist postings for a razor scooter made of razors, Dayna’s own custom sodas she makes in …
Posted: November 24, 2023, 8:27 am
In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of …
Posted: November 22, 2023, 8:17 am
In this, pretty expected episode of the STAB! show, nonplussed host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of glum, including Jeff Brown, Christiana & Nick Pettigrew to share their three STABLUs, pick-up lines to and from Thanksgiving decorations, a toe ring, & the people in the picture of a Junior College course catalog, celebrations of Henry …
Posted: November 20, 2023, 8:20 am
In this slightly contradictory episode of the STAB! show, hesitant host Jesse Jones welcomes an indecisive panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their THREE takes on DWAI, bootlegs of Fantasy Island, Dukes of Hazard, & ALF, recipes for someone who panics and bails at the first inkling of trouble, a …
Posted: November 17, 2023, 8:54 am
In this drippy, clock adorned top hat of an episode of the STAB! show, old timey but somehow futuristic host Jesse Jones welcomes a hot & ready panel of Ben Rice, Daniel Kessenich, and Kim Martel to share their three VPWRs, nine items on the Burning Man break room bulletin board, campaign speeches for a …
Posted: November 15, 2023, 9:23 pm
In this psychically directed episode of the STAB! show, crystal keeper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of warm, purposeful energy in Dayna Bryant, Imin J. Love & Jordan Gannon to share their three SMSUAs, greeting cards for “Congratulations on not losing your shit this week”, “So, you just had your first awkward sexual …
Posted: November 13, 2023, 8:45 am
In this rusty, flaky episode of the STAB! show, sloshin’ around host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of chunks and pieces in Willie Travis, Rhoda Ramone & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on YES, pick-up lines to and from scratch paper, a barn dance, & bottomless $9.95 crab legs, recipes for the perfect …
Posted: November 6, 2023, 9:09 am
In this spookily creepy episode of the STAB! show, undead molar and host Jesse Jones welcomes a tangy panel of Cory Barringer, Jack Marie & Molly Doan share their three takes on VKC, nine haiku about the Entertainment Industry strikes, restaurants themed around Strictly Vegan, you know, more or less, a teenager’s idea of fancy, …
Posted: November 3, 2023, 7:28 am
In this chewy episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a demanding panel of Marco Cabodi, Ben Warheit & Frankie Lord to share their three DBMIBs, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Wish Headquarters, closing arguments in defense of a gas station egg salad sandwich, receiving the gift of a …
Posted: October 31, 2023, 7:40 pm
In this emotional episode of the STAB! show, weepy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of companions gone by Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris & Eric Barger to share their three takes on FUPOS, greeting cards for “Congratulations! It wasn’t nearly as bad as you thought it’d be!”, “So, you’ve been cheated on… again…”, & A …
Posted: October 30, 2023, 7:17 am
In this kinda judgy but not wrong episode of the STAB! show, real questionable host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh faced panel of Seth Rubin, Brett Stults, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three AWOLs, nine haiku about the most important happenings in the four months we were on break, breakfast cereals themed around Black …
Posted: October 29, 2023, 7:31 am
In this brain twister of an episode of the STAB! show, live from the Crocker Art Museum’s ArtMix, gullible host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of provocateurs, Becky Lynn, Frankie Lord & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on ART, pick-up lines to and from the things left on the curb after a yard …
Posted: October 28, 2023, 7:20 am
In this well protected episode of the STAB! show, powerful and revered host Jesse Jones welcomes a beloved and feared panel of Jason Whitesel & Aubrey Zevallos to share their two OPDs, pick-up lines to or from a zoo, & a water feature, campaign speeches from a bottle of white out retiring from the desk …
Posted: October 27, 2023, 6:06 pm
In this twisted old episode of the STAB! show, shifty host Jesse Jones welcomes a sleepy panel of Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on LPC, nine items on the Global Super Power Spy Agencies bulletin board, celebrations of The Phantom, Michael Jordan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jimmy Fallon, the Armory …
Posted: October 27, 2023, 12:09 am
In this self loving episode of the STAB! show, handy host Jesse Jones welcomes a fully charged panel of Frankie Lord, Dayna Bryant & Becky Lynn to share their three COMECONs, bootlegs of NCIS, Sleepless in Seattle, & The Last of Us, recipes for somebody who seems to actually have their shit together, a nice …
Posted: October 25, 2023, 7:19 am
In dis soopuh fun episowd of duh STAB! show, siwwy snuggwe host Jesse Jones welcomes a fluff lovin’ panel of Madie Nishimi, Ruben Escobedo III & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on HGWC, bootlegs of Big Bang Theory, Ghostbusters, & Barney the Dinosaur, closing arguments in defense of gaslighting, locking your keys in …
Posted: October 24, 2023, 10:09 pm
In this good smart episode of the STAB! show, super genius guy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of unbrights Willie Travis, Ben Warheit & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAWs, nine topical haiku about top secret documents, craigslist postings for some just kinda okay vibes, a lifetime supply of poison, & lab share …
Posted: October 23, 2023, 7:36 am
In this chocolatey sea shanty of an episode of the STAB! show, Cap’n host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sweet, crunchy mateys Jack Marie, Sam Hochhalter, & Kim Martel to share their three SFTLNs, bootlegs of 3 Musketeers, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, & Nerds, recipes for that one dirtbag neighbor that ruins the whole …
Posted: October 22, 2023, 5:27 pm
In this real, real cool episode of the STAB! show, your leather jacket wearing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of grill daddies in Bridget Murray, Imin Love & Eric Barger to share their three takes on MAME, pick-up lines to or from (douchebag) vertigo, elementary school science fair projects, & an electric fireplace, craigslist …
Posted: October 21, 2023, 7:11 am
In this tangy, three flavored episode of the STAB! show, utilitarian host Jesse Jones welcomes a chunky, zesty panel of Drew Absher, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their two takes on MCC, bootlegs of Looney Tunes, 90 Day Fiance, & John Wick, recipes for an adult friendship, & the perfect man cave, descriptions of new …
Posted: October 20, 2023, 7:06 pm
It’s STAB!’s traditional Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! how again, and really, honest to goodness appreciative host Jesse Jones welcomes another room full of STAB! show producers including Jason Whitesel, Ben Rice, Katy Grant, CharRon Resolution, Stephen Ferris, Alex Shewmaker, Andy Sarouhan, Kameron Schmid, Pete Abeyta, Spenser Sellens, Willie Travis, Michelle Petro, Henry …
Posted: October 20, 2023, 1:34 am
In this perfect seasonal gift of an episode of the STAB! show, right off the spindle host Jesse Jones welcomes a convenient and clear headed panel in Aubrey Zevallos, Tavaris Smith, & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on AIWFC, greeting cards for “So, you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”, “Sorry to hear your …
Posted: October 18, 2023, 9:30 pm
In this aggressively supportive episode of the STAB! show, head bangin’ dribble boy and host Jesse Jones invites a panel of thrash slop fundamentalists, Jack Marie, Daniel Kessenich & Cory Barringer to share their three SWSKBs, pick-up lines to or from the Downtown Ice Rink, the Old Sacramento Theater of Lights, & Free Downtown Holiday …
Posted: October 18, 2023, 5:55 pm
In this foreshadowed episode of the STAB! show, useful tool and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sticky, looming panel of Aviva Siegel, Dayna Bryant & Christy Farley to share their three takes on BLOG, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Time, closing arguments in defense of Socks and Sandals, a meeting that could have …
Posted: October 16, 2023, 5:22 pm
In this awful challenging episode of the STAB! show, doncha know, that rascal of a host Jesse Jones invites a panel of a buncha troopers Willie Travis, Grant Potter & Chris Emery to share their three RITFs, bootleg versions of Gargoyles, Deadwood, & Double Dare, closing arguments in defense of gas station food, a slumlord …
Posted: October 16, 2023, 12:17 am
In this moist, delicious episode of the STAB! show, flaky good hose Jesse Jones welcomes a warm, nourishing pan of Mark Burg, Milk Surface & Benton Harshaw to share their three takes on POKEMON, bootlegs versions of Pac Man, Grand Theft Auto, & Minecraft, who would win in fights between a coin purse full of …
Posted: October 14, 2023, 10:16 pm
In this VERY open minded episode of the STAB! show, surprisingly deviant host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slime mops in Kim Martel, Kameron Schmid, & Jack Brown to share their three MLBs, nine superstition haiku, restaurants themed around a wake, a nine year old’s dream of being grown up, & Platinum Corral, dating …
Posted: October 13, 2023, 7:38 am
In this very self examined episode of the STAB! show, navel gazing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of fifth dimensional beings, Jason Whitesel & Trip Hazard to share their two takes on YASSS, bootlegs of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, Minions, & James Cameron’s Avatar, craigslist postings for a book of coupons your kids made …
Posted: October 12, 2023, 2:43 pm
In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, drippy gelatinous host Jesse Jones and a non-Newtonian panel of Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan discuss their three different CACKLEs, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Halloween, campaign speeches from a mixed vegetable party tray running for a spot on a Halloween party …
Posted: October 11, 2023, 7:13 am
In this extremely cultured and refined episode of the STAB! show, pottery enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of museum goes in Kim Martel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on TELNET, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Contentment, closing arguments in defense of socks & …
Posted: October 10, 2023, 7:39 am
In this politically charged episode of the STAB! Show, rabble rousing host host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of firebrands in Dayna Bryant, Brett Stults & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three SVVPs, pick-up lines to or from courtroom sketches, a bowl of leftover Halloween candy, & the Ten Commandments, how they’ve been celebrating …
Posted: October 9, 2023, 7:44 am
In this fever dream of an episode of the STAB! show, delirious host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of figments of his own imagination including Sean Crandall, Jeff Brown & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three CDRAWs, nine haiku about Halloween and Election Day, campaign speeches for a jar of hard candy sticks running for …
Posted: October 8, 2023, 7:15 am
In this dramatically shifted episode of the STAB! show, human whirlwind and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of tragedies in Mikhail Chernyavsky & Tyler Kinney to share their two takes on BOLTOP, six items on the Pumpkin Spice HQ break room bulletin board, closing arguments in defense of toilet water ass splash, & someone …
Posted: October 7, 2023, 7:21 pm
In this delicious, convenient episode of the STAB! show, food monster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a salted caramel chocolate chip cookie three pack panel of Willie Travis, Kameron Schmid & Molly Doan to share their various TEAMs, pick-up lines to and from wet socks, Chicago style deep dish pizza, & a mother sauce, recipes …
Posted: October 6, 2023, 7:55 am
In this mutually beneficial episode of the STAB! show, generous host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hella sick bros Cory Barringer, David Coleman & Melony Ford as they share their three takes on BRC, nine items on the bathroom walls of Autumn, campaign speeches from a golf glove signed by Ricky Rudd running for …
Posted: October 5, 2023, 7:23 am
In this indigestible episode of the STAB! show, wooly host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly wound ball of a panel of Sean Crandall, Ben Rice & Benton Harshaw to share their three IDEAS, greeting cards for “So You Shit Your Pants as an Adult”, “Congratulations on Not Crying This Week”, & “Sorry You Walked in …
Posted: October 4, 2023, 7:26 am
In this chewy, runny episode of the STAB! show, noodly host Jesse Jones welcomes a brothy panel of Christiana, Alex Shewmaker & Seth Rubin to share their three NBWs, bootleg versions of Caturday, TGIF, & a Case of the Mondays, descriptions of new drugs, Yip-Yaps, Lazy Daves, & Mlabloxyn, various reviews of things, including a …
Posted: October 3, 2023, 7:27 am
In this airy, breezy episode of the STAB! show, moist, puckered host Jesse Jones welcomes a gaping panel of Becky Lynn, Luke Soin & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on HRC, greeting cards for “So You Accidentally Went in the Wrong Hole”, that complete waste of space, & “Sorry you overheard me calling …
Posted: October 2, 2023, 7:55 am
In this defeated, resigned episode of the STAB! show, host and human shrug, Jesse Jones welcomes a slacker panel of Willie Travis, Milk Surface & Christy Farley to share their three KTOPEs, nine things on dog HQ‘s bulletin board, restaurants themed after frat houses, true crime podcasts, & that one grandparent’s house that you barely …
Posted: October 1, 2023, 5:07 pm
In this apologetic episode of the STAB! show, pale host Jesse Jones welcomes the SUPER diverse panel of Rhoda Ramone, Aubrey Zevallos & Molly Doan to share their three takes on HLCO, bootlegs of Little Rascals, War of the Worlds, & Citizen Kane, closing arguments in defense of New Country, Drought & someone who gives …
Posted: July 31, 2023, 7:08 am
In this oddly frightening yet horned up episode of the STAB! show, your Boo Boi and host Jesse Jones welcomes the terrifyingly titillating panel of Aviva Siegel, Jillian Marie & Nick Pettigrew to give us their three SMPTEs, pick-up lines to and from a box of wine, the VHS aisle of a thrift store, & …
Posted: July 29, 2023, 10:38 pm
In this health-licious AND nutritious episode of the STAB! show chock full-a-nuts host Jesse Jones welcomes a hearty and filling panel of Dayna Bryant, Stephen Ferris & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on MAO, a freeform topical haiku challenge, campaign speeches including an embarrassing memory from Middle School running for a spot on …
Posted: July 26, 2023, 6:15 pm
In this tasty, high caliber episode of the STAB! show, sweet and deadly host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel confusion including Melony Ford, Cory Barringer & Tyler Kinney to share with you their three CNMATs, pick-up lines to and from unbridled enthusiasm, a Spenser’s Gifts, & energy efficient windows, closing arguments in defense of walking …
Posted: July 24, 2023, 7:22 pm
In this slow moving and super adorable episode of the STAB! show, little smoosh face host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lethargy bois, Kim Martel, Mikhail Chernyavsky & Jaclyn Weiand to share with the world their three takes on AHA, greeting cards for “So You Thought You Were On Mute”, a super belated birthday, …
Posted: July 21, 2023, 7:07 pm
In this all live, all nude episode of the STAB! show, your shameless host Jesse Jones welcomes a warm ankled panel of Aubrey Zevallos, Madie Nishimi, & Milk Surface to share their three CRESTs, pick-up lines to and from rompers, Target, & osteoporosis, recipes for toxic fandom, someone who over accessorizes the exterior of their …
Posted: July 12, 2023, 1:01 am
In this grotesquely lavish episode of the STAB! show, posh, dusty nosed host Jesse Jones welcomes a reckless high society panel of Willie Travis, Jillian Marie, & Christiana to share their AFRNs, greeting cards for someone eating someone else’s clearly labeled food in the break room fridge, so your car just got towed, & someone …
Posted: July 10, 2023, 8:57 pm
Alright! Yeah! In this super vibed episode of the STAB! show, viscous host Jesse Jones (Woo!) welcomes a panel of crimson boys Kameron Schmid, Stephen Ferris, & Dylan Thomas Fox to share their three takes on CSA, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of the world of Looney Tunes, craigslist ads for buckets of blood, …
Posted: July 8, 2023, 8:39 pm
In this crisp, refreshing episode of the STAB! show, new car scented host Jesse Jones welcomes fresh of the line panelists Molly Doan, Trip Hazard & Tyler Kinney to usher in Five Brand New Segments, including their new STAB!tionary entries from random letters GBUHUNY, BLGISET, & ASLWIIY, greeting cards for when you can’t even, somebody …
Posted: July 1, 2023, 7:43 pm
In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions …
Posted: June 26, 2023, 8:47 pm
In this oddly sexy episode of the STAB! show, lip rugged host Jesse Jones says hi-diddly-oh to a room full of confusingly hot individuals, including a panel of David Coleman, Emily Pedersen & Jaclyn Weiand who were asked to share their takes on WICBS, pick-up lines to and from erosion, Carmax, & onomatopoeia, closing arguments …
Posted: March 2, 2023, 10:30 pm
In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, your sticky host Jesse Jones welcomes two protein packed guests Ben Feldman and Melony Ford to share with us all their two GVRDs, pick-up lines to or from Crocs, and Unions, campaign speeches from a box of old greeting cards running for mayor of a storage …
Posted: February 28, 2023, 8:28 pm
In this perfectly agreeable episode of the STAB! show, your super mellow host Jesse Jones welcomes a chill AF panel of Sean Crandall, Christiana, & Cory Barringer to share with, you know, whoever, their three takes on ARM, nine items on Passive Aggression’s break room bulletin board, recipes for a couple who carves their initials …
Posted: January 9, 2023, 9:00 pm
Hey Bro, it’s really considerate that you’re listening to this episode of the STAB! show! Your thoughtful host Jesse Jones is really attuned to your situation and his super sick panel of hella tight allies Benton Harshaw, Trip Hazard & Allie Rubin are here to share their three takes on BPOE, pick-up lines to or …
Posted: October 11, 2022, 7:15 pm
What’s Cool? Podcasts are cool. Episodes are cool. the STAB! show is cool. Hosts are cool. Jesse Jones is cool. And cool panelists like Jack Brown, Aviva Siegel & Tyler Kinney sharing their three AAIIs, bootlegs of The Godfather, Garfield, & The Great Gatsby, craigslist postings selling Cool Guy Lessons, the secret to happiness, & …
Posted: October 10, 2022, 9:42 pm
In this confusing but manageable edition of the STAB! show, puzzled host Jesse Jones welcomes a health conscious panel of Rhoda Ramone, David Shapiro & Edgar Granados to share their three takes on AAGPBL, nine haiku about Louis C.K.’s Grammy, campaign speeches from a wilted houseplant running for Mayor of an office cubicle, an expired …
Posted: October 7, 2022, 8:31 pm
In this super mellow, hella relaxes episode of the STAB! show, just some broseph and host Jesse Jones welcomes absolute laid back legends, Jeff Brown, Ashley Monique & Kim Martel to share their three NECs, bootleg versions of WebMD, Bing, & OnlyFans, recipes for a successful D&D campaign, a simple misunderstanding, & someone who’s actually …
Posted: October 5, 2022, 6:45 am
In this stalwart, dependable and crinkly episode of the STAB! show, easily foldable host Jesse Jones welcomes three scraps of a panel in Stephen Ferris, Jess Deprez & Melony Ford to share their three different ADs, nine break room bulletin board items for Peace and Calm, campaign speeches from a broken bumper pool table campaigning …
Posted: October 4, 2022, 6:31 am
In this weird, complicated, but still lovable episode of the STAB! show, old dirty Harry Potter shirt wearer and host Jesse Jones welcomes the whole wacky clan of Haneyacs, Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan to share their three takes on LYLAS, Bootlegs of Hot Wheels, Legos, & Barbie, craigslist posts selling personalized mixtape …
Posted: October 3, 2022, 6:13 am
In this good ol’, down home, all natural and damned proud episode of the STAB! show, rough ‘n tumble sum bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a simple, hard workin’ panel of Ross Dunmore (Jordan Gannon), Dayna Bryant & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BUFORA, nine bulletin board items in the break …
Posted: October 2, 2022, 12:18 am
In this (unintelligible) of the STAB! show, (guttural noises) Jesse Jones welcomes (yowling and shorts) Jason Whitesel, Brett Stults & Willie Travis to share their three takes on JESUS, bootlegs of Mr. Magoo, Street Sharks, & Face Off, closing arguments in defense of accidental reply all, peeing a little bit when you sneeze, & taking …
Posted: July 28, 2022, 10:37 pm
In this easily and reliably streaming episode of future Crackle Original, the STAB! show, host and devoted Chicken Soup for the Soul employee hopeful, Jesse Jones welcomes a very grateful and appreciative panel of Aviva Siegel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Molly Doan to share their three ILPs, nine Crackle break room bulletin board items, campaign …
Posted: July 21, 2022, 1:07 am
In this weirdly pungent and recognizable episode of the STAB! show, Dolph Lungren scented host Jesse Jones welcomes the famous potpourri panel of Marco Cabodi, Becky Lynn & Jaclyn Weiand to share their various NDCAs, bootlegs of The Voice, 2001: A Space Odyssey, & Charlie Brown, recipes for a giggle fit, the person who texts …
Posted: July 11, 2022, 8:30 pm
In this explosive episode of the STAB! show, splatter art enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pained and strained panel of Christy Farley, David Coleman & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on FOOMCL, nine 2022 Winter Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for optimism, non-stretchy Yoga pants, & ten seconds of total invincibility, reviews of …
Posted: July 8, 2022, 9:58 pm
In this leering episode of the STAB! show, trench coat enthusiast and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of creeps, Kim Martel, Benton Harshaw & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on LBIST, nine things found on the break room bulletin board of Social Media, celebrations of paper money, Swiss cheese, & Mark Twain, …
Posted: June 30, 2022, 11:59 pm
In this 300 free minute episode of the STAB! show, free CD and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of MORE free CDs, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Feldman, & Molly Doan to share their three FTEs, musings on the bathroom walls of the 90s, craigslist postings for a pit dug in your backyard that leads …
Posted: June 28, 2022, 10:04 pm
In this recorded audio of an episodic nature designated the STAB! show , facilitator and impediment Jesse Jones implores comedic panelists Melony Ford, Ashley Monique, & Tyler Kinney to impart their three takes on HIPOT, nine free Covid test and mask haiku, closing arguments in defense of chub rub, not discovering there’s no toilet paper …
Posted: June 27, 2022, 7:30 am
In this chock full to over flowin’ episode of the STAB! show, your plump and juicy host Jesse Jones welcomes a savory panel of Eric James Barger I, Michelle Petro, Jason Whitesel & Molly Doan to share their three KJVs, nine items on the bulletin board in the break room of Illuminati headquarters, recipes for …
Posted: June 24, 2022, 6:42 pm
In this sprawling multiversal episode of the STAB! show, watcher and host Jesse Jones welcomes a crossover panel of Sean Crandall, Dayne Bryant & Eric James Barger I to share their three takes on AADD, pick-up lines to and from a crosswalk button, general relativity, & turkey bologna, celebrations of New Mexico, John Delorean, Joan …
Posted: June 22, 2022, 7:03 am
In our annual Year End Blowout edition of the STAB! show, super grateful host Jesse Jones welcomes a slew of show producers including Chad Bogard, Jorge Francisco Hernandez, Skip Bacon, Jason Whitesel, Carissa Edwards, Jess Roberts, David Coleman, Katy Grant, Milk Surface, Court Hansen, Madie Nishimi, Heather Rogue, Nicole Eichenberg, Cory Barringer, Spenser Sellens, Buddy …
Posted: June 21, 2022, 7:40 am
In this mouth full of an episode of the STAB! show, your retching host Jesse Jones welcomes an unexpectedly chunky panel of Kim Martel, Chris Miller, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three HYAMLCs, pick-up lines to and from a chimney, mistletoe, & chestnuts, closing arguments in defense of a sack of coal, consumerism, & …
Posted: June 20, 2022, 7:34 am
In this no longer recognized episode of the STAB! show, human furrowed brow and host Jesse Jones welcomes a formerly valued panel of Kameron Schmid, Jillian Marie, & Melony Ford to share their thoughts on PLH, Pick-Up Lines to and from a Snow Man, the Nice List, & coal, recipes for Christmas Cheer, the person …
Posted: June 17, 2022, 7:46 pm
In this vehicular man candy episode of the STAB! show, host, and steamy pile of mangled flesh Jesse Jones welcomes a ruggedly handsome and medically talented panel of Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris & Christy Farley to share their three takes on YTBD, bootlegs of ER, South Park, & The Matrix, winners of fights between the …
Posted: June 16, 2022, 7:18 am
In this sugar encrusted deep state sponsored episode of the STAB! show, your host – clearly in the pocket of big sucrose – Jesse Jones welcomes a dish fighting panel of Jordan Gannon & Tyler Kinney to share their three GPAs, bootlegs of Catcher in the Rye, The Good Place & Top Gun, campaign speeches …
Posted: June 15, 2022, 7:35 am
In this very delicate, hot button episode of the STAB! show, color blind host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of purple people: Milk Surface, Jason Whitesel & Willie Travis, to discuss their three takes on SONAR, pick-up lines to and from artificial sweetener, aluminum foil, & basketball shorts, recipes for someone barely holding it together, …
Posted: June 14, 2022, 7:39 am
In this highly literate episode of the STAB! show, your host and famed cryptid, Jesse Jones welcomes a vengeful and just panel of Nick Pettigrew, Marco Cabodi & Melony Ford to share their three takes on WOTAN, nine Thanksgiving and Black Friday haiku, the victors in fights between a landfill full of obsolete technology vs. …
Posted: June 13, 2022, 7:17 am
In this very insecure episode of the STAB! show, your dum dum of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of not smarts in Christy Farley, Dylan Thomas Fox & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on LIFE, pick-up lines to and from pigs in a blanket, a picket line, & Peter Piper, recipes …
Posted: June 9, 2022, 8:03 pm
In this unexpectedly creamy episode of the STAB! show, big dumb man host Jesse Jones welcomes a putting up with him panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Ashley Monique & Molly Doan to share their three HPDJs, bootleg Flintstones, The Matrix, & Squid Game, celebrations of the Wagon Train, Nellie Tayloe Ross, & Ralph Macchio, vows to …
Posted: June 9, 2022, 6:12 am
In this zoologically challenging episode of the STAB! show, your somewhat pink host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of clucks Coreen Lemcke, Bill Wallis & Jordan Gannon to share their various takes on CALTRANS, nine Halloween haiku, closing arguments in defense of stepping barefoot on a stray Lego in the middle of the night, finding …
Posted: June 7, 2022, 10:35 pm
In this all encompassing episode of the STAB! show, Alpha host Jesse Jones welcomes an Omega panel of Kim Martel, Michelle Petro & Joe-Joe Louis to give their takes on JOB, bootleg versions of Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas, campaign speeches from a 2009 Kia Soul running for Mayor of a used car lot, a Halloween …
Posted: June 7, 2022, 12:57 am
In this heapin’ pan of stank that IS the STAB! show, your helpful host Jesse Jones welcomes a junior crime fighting panel of Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris & Tyler Kinney to share their three LTRs, the bathroom wall musings of the panelist’s own brain’s bathroom stalls, craigslist posts selling the Gool Ol’ Days, craigslist, & …
Posted: June 3, 2022, 10:36 pm
In this chant worthy episode of STAB! (Rhoda!) your non-Rhoda host Jesse Jones (Rhoda!) welcomes electrifying guests Rhoda Ramone(!!!), Jeff Brown & Jack Brown to share with everyone their three different HAKAS, pick-up lines to or from a smash cake, action movies, & powdered drink mix, closing arguments in defense of a slow moving freight …
Posted: June 3, 2022, 12:38 am
In this put off edition of the STAB! show, mecha-procrastinator and host Jesse Jones, welcomes super on top of it gents, Ben Rice, Benton Harshaw & Daniel Humbarger to share with YOU their three different FEARs, their bootleg knockoffs of Spider-Man, Lucky Charms, & Seinfeld, recipes for that overachiever who threw off the curve for …
Posted: June 1, 2022, 9:18 pm
In this burning and irritating episode of the STAB! show, your swollen host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of piles Daniel Kessenich, Alex Shewmaker, & Willie Travis to share three different takes on RQMTS, nine Fall 2021 haiku, craigslist ads for a collection of a child’s refrigerator drawings, some kind of glowing rock that crashed …
Posted: May 2, 2022, 7:47 am
In this completely fabricated and valueless episode of the STAB! show, host and stack of meaningless rectangles Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pointless metal circles, Kim Martel, Dylan Thomas Fox, & Ben Feldman to share their three different MDMA’s, nine Toon Town break room bulletin board items, celebrations of the Mayflower, Old Ironsides, & …
Posted: April 30, 2022, 12:42 am
In this big, burly, oiled up episode of the STAB! show, your ticket to the gun show and host Jesse Jones welcomes a pectacular panel of Marco Cabodi, Milk Surface & Melony Ford to share their three different CUWTAs, their bootlegs of Star Trek, The Office, & Nerf, campaign speeches from a box of store …
Posted: April 18, 2022, 9:56 pm
In this sickly, scrawny episode of the STAB! show, your dashed on the rocks below host Jesse Jones welcomes a big, burly, bearded panel of Brett Stults, Derek Dozier & Nick Pettigrew to share their three takes on FFS, pick-up lines to and from a milk carton left in the fridge with barely a swig …
Posted: April 15, 2022, 9:21 pm
In this heapin’ plate full of an episode of STAB!, your saucy host Jesse Jones welcomes oodles of noodles of panelists Eric James Barger I, David Coleman, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three meaty takes on GAV, nine items from the break room Bulletin Board of the 2021 Teacher’s Lounge, Campaign Speeches from a …
Posted: April 12, 2022, 7:21 pm
In this for external use only episode of STAB! your use as directed host Jesse Jones welcomes the no-no-goesinya panel of Sean Crandall, Edgar Granados & Kim Martel to share their three TTFNs, bootlegs of Suicide Squad, Guess Who?, & Jiffy Lube, craigslist postings for all the things someone has collected with Biblical faces CLEARLY …
Posted: April 12, 2022, 5:23 am
On this seething, percolating episode of the STAB! show, your slow rolling host Jesse Jones welcomes a bubbly panel of Molly Doan, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to share their three steamy takes on PAYE, pick-up lines to and from student loan debt, a fast food drive through menu board, & recession, recipes for existential …
Posted: January 28, 2022, 5:08 am
In this rough but snuggly episode of the STAB! show, your super squishable host Jesse Jones welcomes a justice loving panel of Dylan Fox & Melony Ford to share their two different CDWOs, six 2020 Tokyo Olympics haiku, closing arguments in defense of no toilet paper in a public restroom, & wasps, reviews of things, …
Posted: January 26, 2022, 7:55 pm
You will want nothing more than to listen to this episode of the STAB! show, but Captain and host Jesse Jones must not! So instead the faithful panel of Nick Pettigrew, Ryan King & Jack Brown will instead regail him with their three different RTEKs (or AYTMTBs), nine items found on the bulletin board of …
Posted: January 25, 2022, 8:27 pm
Welcome fun seekers and thrill goers! In this loud, bright and exciting episode of the STAB! show, ticket booth operator and host Jesse Jones welcomes panel of power cards Cory Barringer, Kameron Schmid & Jordan Gannon to share their three takes on AYTMTB, bootleg versions of VeggieTales, Ben & Jerry’s, & America’s Got Talent, campaign …
Posted: January 24, 2022, 8:22 pm
In this delicious, chocolate coated episode of the STAB! show, malted host ball Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of pricy snacks Chris Miller, Rhoda Ramone & Eric Barger to share their three IANALBs, nine space billionaire haiku, craigslist postings for a bunch of “inventions” which are just a series of things with other things taped …
Posted: January 21, 2022, 8:17 pm
Mmmm, this episode of the STAB! show is like a Hefty full of Snack Pack and your host Jesse Jones has got a sudden craving to hear heaping spoonfuls of sweet, sweet funny from the panel of Allie Rubin, Alex Shewmaker & Kim Martel as they share their three takes on TTKSF, three sets of …
Posted: January 20, 2022, 7:56 pm
Woosh! Zoom! Sparkle sparkle! In this dazzling display of an episode of the STAB! show, video toaster and host Jesse Jones welcomes a true rainbow comet tail of panelists Willie Travis, Michelle Petro & David Coleman to share with you their three NRMAs, bootleg knockoffs of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, American Gladiators, & Disney +, …
Posted: January 19, 2022, 8:14 pm
CONSUME! Purchase! BE! In this, available for free shipping if you listen in the next 3 hours and 44 minutes episode of the STAB! show, a three pack of host Jesse Jones welcomes an Amazon Basics panel of Evan Nyarady, Corinne Nelson & Ben Feldman to share their three different FOAFs, nine Prime Day haiku, …
Posted: January 18, 2022, 8:09 pm
Whoa! Sick dove tail flip-a-ma-jig! Wow, bet you didn’t see THAT coming? On this hella gnar episode of the STAB! show, radical host Jesse (Jetski) Jones welcomes tan, tight and outta sight panelists Ben Rice, Brett Stults & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AKA, nine pick-up lines to or from an office …
Posted: January 17, 2022, 8:13 pm
Keep it tidy, keep it fraysh, swab it down and spritz if awf! Personal grooming is important on the STAB! Show, and your well swabbed host Jesse Jones welcomes a sparkly gleaming panel of Christy Farley, Daniel Kessenich & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BFP, their bootleg knock off versions of Ocean’s …
Posted: October 6, 2021, 6:16 am
No, you’re in the right place, we know it’s hard to tell at first, but, you are. In this pretty similar edition of the STAB! program, that one guy, host Jesse Jones, welcomes a familiar yet distinct enough panel of Sean Crandall, Stephen Ferris and Melony Ford to share their three recognizable takes on SNL, …
Posted: October 1, 2021, 9:32 pm
Welcome to the STAB! show, don’t check your shoes, that’s just how it is around here. In this fragrant edition of the program, pungent host Jesse Jones welcomes a fresh as a daisy panel including Bill Wallis, Honcho McDucket and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three stanky takes on BATFE, pick-up lines to and from …
Posted: June 4, 2021, 12:53 am
You need more magnificent mustache in your life, WE need more magnificent mustache in our life, and we at the STAB! show do what we can to provide, as fur faced host Jesse Jones welcomes regrettably smooth panelists Christiana and Nick Pettigrew to share their two unique takes on NQR, six haiku about the failures …
Posted: May 25, 2021, 7:25 am
Some days are better than others. And then some days, you see a dog. On this blissful pure, tail wagglin’ edition of the STAB! show, belly rubbin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of the goodest panelists: Allie Rubin, Marco Cabodi and Ben Rice, to share with the world their three different GFEs, nine break …
Posted: May 24, 2021, 7:54 am
The journey is just as important as the destination, you have to remember where you came from to appreciate where you’ve gotten. In this hustlin’ edition of the STAB! show, boss bitch and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soldiers including Molly Doan, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share their keys to unstoppable …
Posted: May 18, 2021, 7:30 am
You like word play? Sure you do! What’s not to love? And in this edition of the STAB! show, chock full of verbal gymnastics, your host Jesse Jones invites a panel of cunning linguists including Eric James Barger I, Willie Travis & Tyler Kinney to spin yarns about their three different takes on PAWCTN or …
Posted: May 17, 2021, 7:33 am
You feel that thing creeping up behind you? That thing that feels like it’s always been there, because it has. That’s the STAB! show! And in this introspective edition, your always aware and never at peace host Jesse Jones welcomes the sorrowful panel of Evan Nyarady, Jessica Deprez & Becky Lynn to share with you …
Posted: May 13, 2021, 7:12 am
It’s not easy being green and trying to make super friends. So let’s take a break from monitor duty for this edition of STAB! where charter member and host Jesse Jones welcomes the many forms of Chris Miller, Max Wolfson and Jordan Gannon as they share their three NOYs, nine bulletin board items found in …
Posted: May 12, 2021, 7:28 am
Hallo unt velcome to the STAB! program. Your host Jesse Jones would like to offer you mangled flesh circles in the form of audio humor. The panel of Dylan Thomas Fox, Alex Shewmaker and Kim Martel has prepared a gorging of content for you to consume, including three different UDTs, bootleg versions of Jack in …
Posted: May 11, 2021, 7:46 am
Here at STAB!, we understand that if we want Disney to someday unhinge its jaw and swallow us whole, we’re gonna need marketable franchises, like those found in the Jaclyn Cory Extended Universe, so in this world expanding edition of the STAB! show, Executive Producer Jesse Jones flings open the door to OUR house of …
Posted: May 10, 2021, 7:18 am
It’s a Summertime feel here in this edition of STAB! as your be-short shorted and bean stained host Jesse Jones welcomes the sun kissed panel of Rhoda Ramone, Jason Whitesel and Melony Ford to share their three OOAKs, pick-up lines to and from a parking garage, jorts, & Easter candy, reviews, including a Travelocity review …
Posted: May 6, 2021, 7:44 am
In this brawny, warm, comforting edition of the STAB! program, bi’s and tri’s a plentiful host Jesse Jones welcomes in the quivering, huddled panel of Cory Barringer, Michelle Petro and Tyler Kinney to share with YOU their three different takes on CCCDCC, nine items hung on the bulletin board of an action movie henchman job …
Posted: May 5, 2021, 7:26 am
In this yellow tinted hell of our own making, where every decision we make was long ago pre-determined in a writer’s room, lumbering oafish STAB! host Jesse Jones welcomes to his couch, panelists Jon Gomora, Milk Surface & Christiana Dominguez to share their three different GAAPs, bootleg versions of the Muppets, The Lord of the …
Posted: May 4, 2021, 7:41 am
In this latest edition of STAB!, which we can neither confirm nor deny either does or doesn’t exist and which you may or may not be listening to, host Jesse Jones welcomes figments and phantoms Jordan Gannon, Nicki Fuchs & Daniel Humbarger to share their three different takes on SHTR, nine haiku about a year …
Posted: May 3, 2021, 7:12 am
In this very respectful edition of the STAB! show, boundary adhering host Jesse Jones extends a non-aggressive invitation to strong, independent panelists Becky Lynn, Daniel Kessenich & Alyssa Cowan to share with the group their three SCWTCAs, pick-up lines to and from a bowling alley, a jigsaw puzzle & a potted plant, recipes for a …
Posted: April 14, 2021, 7:51 am
In this rap-rockin’ edition of the STAB! show, host and biscuit limper Jesse Jones welcomes a nu panel of Eric James Barger I, Melony Ford & Nick Pettigrew to share their three very different HAGOs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Capitalism, craigslist ads for hella sick scooter skills, a glamour shots style photo …
Posted: April 12, 2021, 10:46 pm
In this unreasonably cozy edition of the STAB! show, your fluff-tacular host Jesse Jones welcomes a super cuddly panel of Willie Travis, John Morris Ross IV, & Rhoda D. Ramone to share their three different TARFU, nine haiku about the fun finds of an Irish litter warden, celebrations of Buster Douglas upsetting Mike Tyson, the …
Posted: March 12, 2021, 8:28 am
In this essential edition of the STAB! show, your freshly sanitized host Jesse Jones leads socially distanced panelists Kim Martel, Jeff Brown & Danielle Mandella in honking their horns after 7pm and THEN sharing their three RTFMs, pick-up lines to and from a craigslists love seat, back hair, & contactless delivery, their recipes for the …
Posted: March 10, 2021, 8:59 am
On this new, sleek, edge cutting edition of the STAB! show platform, content provider and host Jesse Jones welcomes the binge worthy panel of Sean Crandall & Aviva Siegel to upload their two CGDCs, bootleg versions of Sex and the City, Sesame Street, & The Fast and the Furious, reviews of things like a Game …
Posted: March 8, 2021, 8:37 am
In this chonky, wilful episode of STAB!, human participation ribbon and host Jesse Jones welcomes the most adorable panel of Becky Lynn, Emma Haney & Jack Brown to share with the world their three different takes on FCCC, nine Biden presidency prediction Haiku, closing arguments in defense of someone who just replies “k” to your …
Posted: February 17, 2021, 8:34 am
Hola from the STAB! show! Your genial, welcoming host Jesse Jones welcomes and hospitalitizes guest panelist Molly Doan and Melony Ford, inviting them to present lovingly to you, the listening public their two UFO/IFOs, their six bulletin board items from the break room in Purgatory, how they celebrated the anniversaries of Elvis’ Aloha From Hawaii …
Posted: February 14, 2021, 5:42 am
In this dramatically flourishing edition of the STAB! show, purely demonstrational host Jesse Jones welcomes a the forceful panel of Ben Feldman, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share with the dumbfounded, their three takes on CDC, pick-up lines to and from a box of break room donuts, a chalk outline, and irrigation, Craigslist postings …
Posted: February 7, 2021, 12:34 am
In this craze-a-loo zowie WHAAA?!, episode of STAB!, host and bonkers whoozits, Jesse Jones welcomes yowza panelists Alyssa Cowan, Nick Pettigrew & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NYE variants, bootleg versions of G.I. Joe, Super Mario Brothers, & the Power Puff Girls, the winners of classic fights including good news vs. imposter syndrome, an …
Posted: January 6, 2021, 2:02 am
It’s the 2020 STAB! Year End Family Special! Where we get as many representatives from as many STAB! Comedy Theater shows as we can in one giant celebration of the year! In this festive episode of STAB!, Merry and Bright host Jesse Jones welcomes in Luke Soin, Jessica Deprez, Cory Barringer, Jaclyn Weiand, Buddy Dean, …
Posted: December 30, 2020, 8:57 am
In this fine smelling cooking edition of the STAB! show, smack laying host Jesse Jones welcomes roody poo panelists Nick Coleman, Alex Shewmaker, & Marco Cabodi to share their three different FYDPs, pickup lines to or from a toll booth operator, the ticket redemption prizes in a bowling alley arcade, & Nintendo Power, recipes for …
Posted: December 25, 2020, 8:16 am
In this good, very good, sincerely important and meaningful but not BEST episode of STAB!, nice enough host Jesse Jones welcomes pals Cory Barringer, Eric James Barger I, and Alyssa Cowan, to share their three different takes on IBGYBG, their bootleg versions of Pokemon, Carebears & Star Trek, their various reviews including a Car & …
Posted: December 24, 2020, 8:57 am
In this high flying and goodbyeing episode of STAB!, host and headmaster Jesse Jones welcomes a wand wielding panel of Andrew Orolfo, Jason Whitesel & Ngaio Bealum to share with us their three takes on GSOH, their nine pieces from the bathroom walls of Hogwarts, the winners of fights between a Baskin Robbins shift manager …
Posted: December 23, 2020, 8:17 am
In this misunderstood, cackling episode of STAB!, broom riding host Jesse Jones welcomes a warty panel of Danielle Mandella, Edgar Granados, & Ryan King to give us their three different takes on CRAFT, nine haiku about Santa’s health, their craigslist ads for a ziplock bag of assorted pills, Holiday Cheer, & two tickets to the …
Posted: December 22, 2020, 8:10 am
In this patient, attentive episode of STAB!, giving host Jesse Jones welcomes Michelle Petro, Becky Lynn and Ben Rice to share their takes on BBL & TTYL, pick-up lines to or from an asteroid coming towards Earth, a spider in a bathtub, & a Golf Cart, bootleg versions of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, My …
Posted: December 21, 2020, 11:10 pm
In this sweet, acidic episode of STAB!, totally buzzed host Jesse Jones welcomes a gut buster of a panel of Nick Pettigrew, Allie Rubin, & Christiana, to share with him their three takes on FUBAR, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of “Hollywood”, various reviews of things, such as a Game Informer review of …
Posted: December 9, 2020, 8:42 am
In this mistakenly idealistic episode of the STAB! show, your wishful thinking host Jesse Jones welcomes guests Christy Farley, Rhoda Ramone & Tyler Kinney to share their three different CATs, nine Presidential election haiku, concession speeches from a diaper full of Hormel Chili who was running against a sports car made of spider, a pair …
Posted: December 7, 2020, 8:39 am
In this viscous episode of the STAB! show, dribble host Jesse Jones welcomes panelist Jason B, Mark Burk & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CLDB, pick-up lines to and from a tool shed, diabetes, & a water park, campaign speeches from a swimsuit poster with a healthy serving of side boob running …
Posted: December 1, 2020, 2:07 am
In this brittle, calcium deficient episode of the STAB! show, perfect Angel and host Jesse Jones welcomes Kim Martel, Kevin Scott Brown & Melony Ford to share their three different NIBs, nine UK Drug Liberalization Haiku, campaign speeches from an Oster Brand Rice Cooker running against an Instant Pot, a host of a debate style …
Posted: November 21, 2020, 4:37 am
In this single holed episode of the STAB! show, weird, confusing host Jesse Jones welcomes go with the flow panelists Cory Barringer, Christiana, & Jack Brown to share their three CCCs, the nine things on the bulletin boards of the break rooms of their nightmares, campaign speeches from an All-Terrain Tackle Grassmaster Jig running for …
Posted: October 28, 2020, 7:37 am
Haaappy new episode everybody, in this all too real edition of the STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes Alyssa Cowan, Christy Farley and Jaclyn Weiand to share with the office their three different CESTs, their selection of pick-up lines to and from a Spirit Halloween Store, a toaster with a really finicky darkness knob, & Marge …
Posted: October 26, 2020, 7:56 am
In this blunt force episode of the STAB! show, host and big dumb object Jesse Jones invites unwieldy panelists Trip Hazard, Aviva Siegel and Tyler Kinney to share with the ears of unsuspecting listeners their three takes on YACC, nine pieces found on the bathroom walls of Heaven, powerful closing arguments defending that fart right …
Posted: October 23, 2020, 11:52 pm
In this, the highest, holiest of episodes of the STAB! show, host and smoke bellower, Jesse Jones welcomes prospective pontiffs (PPs) Ryan King, Marco Cabodi and Melony Ford to share with their most devout followers their three different MAPS, pick-up lines to and from a claw game, chopped liver, & a hard boiled noir detective, …
Posted: October 11, 2020, 10:12 pm
In this arboreal turgid episode of the STAB! show, your oaken host Jesse Jones welcomes saplings David Coleman, Willie Travis and Jaclyn Weiand to share their three NIPSCOs, nine tree wedding anniversary related haiku, their various reviews of things, including a Yelp review of Limbo, a GrubHub review for a restaurant in a Fallout game, …
Posted: September 29, 2020, 1:36 am
In this invasive, yet tantalizing episode of the STAB! Show, your host Jesse Jones asks panelists Rhoda Ramone, Sean Crandall & Joe-Joe Louis to open wide and share with your ear holes their three different FTLOGs, pick-up lines to and from the buffet at the Sizzler, aging, & the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Craigslist ads …
Posted: September 25, 2020, 12:17 am
Hallo an’ welcome to tha STAB! show! It will be a gud listen for yu when host Jesse Jones invitedly welcomes panelists Michelle Petro, Patrick Rogers & Alyssa Cowan to share with your family their three different AMUGs, nine haiku about the end of the NYT’s TV listings, closing arguments in defense of a still …
Posted: September 11, 2020, 11:48 pm
In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming …
Posted: August 31, 2020, 7:56 am
In this sticky, fluid caked episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Cory Barringer, Emma Haney and Chris Emery and invites them to share their three takes on MPEG, pick-up lines to and from a cardboard box, roadkill & a nuclear submarine, recipes for how to make a wall street muckety muck, …
Posted: August 24, 2020, 7:42 am
In this heroic, straining episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones invites panelists Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Nick Brunner to share with the entire effin’ world, their three different LOPSODs, nine scribbles from the bathroom walls of Avengers Tower, rundowns of fights featuring A Lager vs. A Stout vs. A Glass of Fetid …
Posted: August 17, 2020, 7:29 am
In this lush, bouncin’ and behavin’ episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones welcomes panelists Court Hansen, Luke Soin & Alyssa Cowan to share their three different takes on PAM, pick-up lines to and from anxiety, wind & a dump truck full of kittens, the craigslist ads for the year 1918, some mellow ass …
Posted: August 10, 2020, 7:26 am
Hey dirt bags and dirt baguettes! Check out this gunky episode of STAB! where host John Morris Ross IV asks guests Cory Barringer, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones about their three different takes on LATE, nine prostitute hamburger payment haiku, their thoughts on the Mississippi River, small pox, Paris train derailments, iPads, Coca-Cola, & subway …
Posted: July 20, 2020, 4:30 pm
In this firm, dimply episode of STAB! From the May STAB!athon fund drive, John Morris Ross IV drives at guests Aviva Siegel, David Coleman and Jesse Jones for their FUNd thoughts about their three different CANCELs, nine Google searches from single people in 2020, their feelings about King Sigismond of Burgundy, Spongebob Squarepants, postage stamps, …
Posted: July 10, 2020, 11:11 pm
In this lovely, lumpy episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Melony Ford, Tyler Kinney, Emily Pedersen and Jesse Jones to share their four different VACAYs, twelve haiku about car crash baby delivery, their thoughts on Nicolas Jacques Pelletier, Billy Martin, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, the automatic pinsetter, license plates, South African voting …
Posted: July 1, 2020, 3:33 am
In this sure footed episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Ben Feldman, Nick Magavern, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on CU#T, twelve Google searches of the Spanish Flu, their thoughts on the Veronese Easter, IBM, Chelsea Clinton, commercial fishing, the West Fertilizer Explosion, Looney Tunes, John …
Posted: June 8, 2020, 7:33 am
The whole Joe-Joe Has Fun crew returns again through the magic of social distancing as John Morris Ross IV and Jesse Jones (STAB! guys) welcome Joe-Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jeff Brown (Joe-Joe Crew). They don’t rumble, instead, they share their four different COUCHes, twelve Roseanne Covid Conspiracy haiku, their thoughts on China/USA table tennis, …
Posted: May 15, 2020, 7:19 am
In this flappy, boisterous episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guest Benton Harshaw, Willie Travis, and Jesse Jones to share their three takes on DRUNK, nine Google searches from the guy who dances in the background of every news feed, their thoughts on the ACLU, Ted Kaczynski, Mortorolla, Microsoft, Bobby Fisher, Anatoly Karpov, …
Posted: May 12, 2020, 6:33 pm
In this difficult but awesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes begrudgingly awesome guests Jaclyn Weiand, Melony Ford, Christiana Dominguez and Jesse Jones to exchange four different HOMEs, twelve weird doll confusion haiku, their thoughts on The Book of Mormon, smoking in Scotland, the Vancouver Millionaires, Heaven’s Gate, Mt. Saint Helens, the Supreme …
Posted: April 22, 2020, 6:38 pm
In our first quarantine episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomed Cory Barringer and David Thorne from a distance, and Jesse Jones from less of a distance, to share their three different FUUUCKs, nine Google searches from the United States Government, their thoughts on Maximinus Thrax, Lego Land, the Great Boston Fire, Libby Riddles, …
Posted: April 14, 2020, 7:54 pm
In this episode of STAB! with gams whut go all the way down, John Morris Ross IV welcomes leggy guests Michelle Petro, Marco Cabodi, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones to share their four different POLIO, twelve haiku about Sanskrit-less Alabama Yoga, their thought on Uranus, Chilean fruit, Pluto, the NFL’s roaming Cardinals, Mother Teressa’s successor, …
Posted: April 1, 2020, 10:28 pm
In this, the number one podcast in all of Zeeland, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Stephen Ferris, Kameron Schmid, Joe-Joe Louis, and Jesse Jones to share their four different BURRITOs, twelve Google searches from the type of person who stopped buying Corona beer because of the Corona Virus, their thoughts on Matt Beck, Susan Birmingham, …
Posted: March 24, 2020, 7:40 pm
In this episode of the debatably entertaining STAB! Program, John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Christiana Dominguez, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their three different AIDS1N1, nine haiku about Cookie Monster dressed tragedy, Steven Langston’s anniversary haiku, their thoughts on nylon, Angelababy, Dord, the Brady Law, Benedict XVI, & Netherlands Ambassadors, craigslist sales …
Posted: March 3, 2020, 3:36 am
In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts …
Posted: February 24, 2020, 8:58 am
In this fact filled and biologically informative episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Sean Crandall, Nick Magavern and Jesse Jones and invites them to share their three different takes on LOVE, nine haiku about a date turned crime spree, their thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot, James Bond, voting machines, Indian Airlines, …
Posted: February 17, 2020, 8:34 am
In this wacky sounding episode of STAB! boring ol’ Jesse Jones welcomes his much more nonsensically named guests Jason B, Benton Harshaw and Joe-Joe Louis to squeak in their craziest accents about their three different HJs, three limericks about new knees, business pitches for a gastro pub whose ingredients are secretly pet foods, a Mardi …
Posted: February 14, 2020, 8:14 am
In this cruel, weird and ubiquitous world, STAB! exists, and in this EDITION of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes guests Melony Ford, Cory Barringer and Jack Brown to share with the void their three different NSYNCs, pick-up lines to and from a junk drawer, Party City, & ninjas, their picks of winners in fights between the …
Posted: February 11, 2020, 5:46 am
In this knotty and twisted episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes pine scented guests Luke Soin, Buddy Dean and Jesse Jones to share their five different LURKs, nine penis spider bite haiku, their thoughts on AIDS, Krueger Brewing Company, Voyager II, Eskimo Pies, the Royal Rumble, and Ted Bundy, business pitches for an …
Posted: February 7, 2020, 8:41 am
Turn up for this latest turnip packed episode of STAB! as John Morris Ross IV invites guests Michelle Petro, Evan T. Lilley, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their four different S#!Ts, twelve slumlord Google searches, their thoughts on royal pelvises, VCRs, Australian Cricket, the Virgin Islands, Elizabeth Taylor, Ronald Reagan, Iran Contra, Sarah …
Posted: February 3, 2020, 8:23 am
In this University of Michigan attending episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes law students Alyssa Cowan, Grant Potter, David Coleman and Jesse Jones to share their four DOOVERs, twelve haiku about grey foxes stalking an old man, their thoughts on Pope Benedict XVI, NCAA Football, breast implants, Wendy’s, China, Germany, Jerry Lee Lewis, …
Posted: January 31, 2020, 8:38 am
In this punctuation free episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones hosts at Danielle Mandella, Jesse Rivera and Joe-Joe Louis as they share their three different BMIs, nine swinger club New Year’s party/Divorce Month haiku, their thoughts on who would win in fights between a chipmunk with seven PhDs vs. a mime with a jetpack, a vegan …
Posted: January 27, 2020, 8:54 am
We usher out 2019 with a big STAB! Comedy Theater family edition of the STAB! program featuring John Morris Ross IV, Nick Magavern, Dylan Thomas Fox, Ruby Setnik, Stephen Ferris, Emma Haney, Court Hansen, Melony Ford, Sean Crandall, Christy Farley, Michelle Petro, Derek Dozier, Bill Wallis, Willie Travis, Cory Barringer, Kevin Scott Brown, Alyssa Cowan, …
Posted: January 24, 2020, 8:47 am
It’s hard to keep track of things sometimes, and sometimes, you forget where they should go. STAB!’s like that, sorta. In this misguided episode, John Morris Ross IV listens to Melony Ford, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones and their three different RESOLUTIONs, nine Google searches from Baby New Year, their thoughts on Freedom of Religion, …
Posted: January 20, 2020, 8:53 am
In this litigious episode of STAB!, senior partner John Morris Ross IV welcomes clerks Nick Coleman, Evan T. Lilley and Jesse Jones to deliver their three different COALs, nine haiku about a church elder soliciting sex with gift cards, their thoughts about nuclear power, Adolph Hitler, South Carolina cesession, ferry sinkings, World Youth Day, & …
Posted: January 17, 2020, 8:43 am
Hey Commodore, you ready to listen to John Morris Ross IV talking to bubbas Benton Harshaw, Drew Absher and Jesse Jones about their three takes on GOODNESS, nine Google searches from Greta Thunberg, their thoughts on Saddam Hussein, Jimmy Dean, Taylor Swift, the clip on tie, Alan Thicke, & Al Gore, the synopsis of made-up …
Posted: January 15, 2020, 9:01 am
For only the most dedicated STAB! Devotees, John Morris Ross IV welcomes you behind the velvet rope to hear Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones share their two different takes on BACTERIA, six haiku about endangered frogs with semeny pee, their thoughts on London cabs, human heart transplants, Lolita, & the Altamont free concert, reviews of …
Posted: January 13, 2020, 8:32 am
Duck the thunder balls over head in this episode of STAB! as Jesse Jones welcomes Cory Barringer, Jason B. and Melony Ford to share their three different VISAs, nine Aurora school bus driver drinking and driving Haiku, explanations of office politics to a basket of day old bread, panic to a too chill brah, and …
Posted: January 9, 2020, 8:30 am
In this fold flicking episode of STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Christiana Dominguez, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their three different FIGHTS, nine Google searches from Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, their thoughts on the Juan Fernandez Islands, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Humane Society, Toy Story, Black Beard, the Albanian Alphabet, JFK’s Assassination, & …
Posted: January 7, 2020, 10:28 pm
Similes, they’re an important creative writing tool. They’re a figure of speech used to compare two things through the use of words such as “like” and “as”. They can be a powerful weapon when wielded properly. In this 200th journey into creative combat, John Morris Ross IV leads intrepid warriors Stephen Ferris, Michelle Petro and …
Posted: December 2, 2019, 8:53 am
Coming up at three we’ll talk to someone dry about something boring, but for the next two hours it’s reportage of the accumulated base hits, runs and other goings on in this afternoon’s base contests, involving bats, and balls. In this oddly out of place episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV takes time to …
Posted: November 28, 2019, 5:12 am
State Capital comedy guys Joe Michael Russ VI and Jerry James have finally opened their own super legit and respectable comedyesque venue SCAB! Comedy Theater! In this strike busting episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes Joe-Joe Louis, Alyssa Cowan, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones share their four takes on SCAB, twelve Google searches …
Posted: November 27, 2019, 4:31 am
A hearty hail and good day to all the ships at sea as you sail out with the winds of Uncle Sam’s big bourbony breathy on the back of your neck! Go out there and give them ol’ Adolph one on the kisser from all of us back home! In this star spangled episode of …
Posted: November 21, 2019, 8:48 am
Now you just hold it right there ya side windin’, lilly livered, no good low down son of a whut now! Ol’ Spittoon Fists is gonna give ya what for with a rappin’ from these here brassy mits-a-mine! In this haymaker throwin’ episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes cow poke Bill Wallis, Jason …
Posted: November 7, 2019, 8:26 am
So, this is an episode of STAB! And, well, that’s pretty much it. You can listen to it, there’s no video, so listening to it is pretty much it. You can laugh at all the jokes and then, laugh some more I guess, that’s pretty much it. In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pretty …
Posted: October 24, 2019, 7:38 am
For the highest quality editorial eye in the world of wood working magazines, there is no other choice, but Dave Campbell. To choose otherwise, would be to risk the trust of your valued readers. In this finely crafted and meticulously handled episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes craftspeople Alyssa Cowan, Dan Kapr and Joe-Joe Louis, …
Posted: October 21, 2019, 7:45 am
Technology is amazing. And then it isn’t. You get a thing, it changes your life, it makes you wonder how you even existed before this. Then, just 20 or so years later, the thing isn’t very good any more! Planned obsolescence, am I right?! In this magical, magical episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes David …
Posted: October 17, 2019, 7:30 am
Honk! Hey guys! H-honk! Look out, I’m shoppin’! Oh-Em-Gee! Are you driving through this shopping center too? That’s so crazy! Wanna run into Spencer’s Gifts or Lady Foot Locker or whatever hasn’t gone bankrupt by now?! In this make good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes hot rod guests Cory Barringer, Willie Travis and Melony …
Posted: October 14, 2019, 7:37 am
There’s a sweaty pitcher of lemonade sittin’ on a TV tray behind the patio railings what shoulda been repainted a couple summers ago now but things just keep comin’ up. Welcome on in, sit a spell, you’re home here. In this adorable, home spun episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes on in Benton …
Posted: October 10, 2019, 7:41 am
Everything’s pretty good. It’s not, you know, spectacular, but it’s not bad either. If this was all there was, this wouldn’t be the worst thing. It would be alright. Three stars. Luke warm. Welp… In this perfectly acceptable episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jaime Fernandez, Marco Cabodi, Kameron Schmid and …
Posted: October 7, 2019, 7:30 am
We’re gonna braid each other’s hair, and play UNO and probably talk about which boys we like too, probably! And we’re not gonna fall asleep because tonight we’re gonna live forever! This is gonna be the best night ever! On this night gowned episode of the show called STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes other …
Posted: October 3, 2019, 12:41 am
It’s time for the show that’s crisp, refreshing, overflowing with flavor and good to the last drop. Not too thick and just the right combination of orange flavor and carbonated water. In this fizzy good episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones welcomes Melony Ford, Christy Farley & Nick Magavern to share with him their three different …
Posted: September 2, 2019, 7:35 am
It’s a special Joe-Joe Has Fun themed episode of STAB! It’s just like Joe-Joe Has Fun, except there’s no video games, and in all other tangible ways! In this super fun episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones guest hosts guest guests Jeff Brown, Kim Martel & Joe-Joe Louis and asks them to share their three different …
Posted: August 26, 2019, 7:45 am
This episode of STAB! Is the Reaganest episode of anything that’s ever been! Which is to say it means so much to so many, but probably shouldn’t because its importance and place in history has been distorted in order to over emphasize things which were at best minor moments and at worst manipulated wholesale into …
Posted: August 19, 2019, 7:30 am
It’s fine, no, seriously, it’s fine! I don’t care. I didn’t care. Even if you thought I cared before, which I didn’t, I don’t now either. I couldn’t have come anyway, so don’t even worry about it. In this totally uninvited episode of STAB!, John Morris Ross IV tactfully navigates Court Hansen, Nick Magavern, Jaclyn …
Posted: August 13, 2019, 5:44 am
Alright, you all ready to settle up then? Yeah, I THOUGHT so. Well hold on just a second, you’ve gotta enter the coupon code. No, you GOTTA! Enter it! You might save something, I mean, that’s what you’d EXPECT, right? Then what could possibly go wrong? RIGHT?! In this needlessly aggressive episode of STAB!, Jesse …
Posted: July 23, 2019, 7:30 am
Sometimes you just need to “pop out to the park”, “grab your stale loaf” and have a “quick feeding of the ducks”. If you know what we mean. Which you probably don’t. But you will. Eventually. In this troublesome episode of STAB!, John Morris Ros IV welcomes foul friends Joe-Joe Louis, Kameron Schmid & Jesse …
Posted: July 19, 2019, 7:32 am
Scarf it! Slurp it! Gobble it! Hoark it down! When a nibble won’t do and don’t even get me started on a bite, you need that in you, whole and true! Stuff that needs to be in you and you need it now! In this belly buster of an episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones steps …
Posted: July 18, 2019, 7:30 am
Podcasts! It’s what live in your ears and make your work day tolerable! Well this episode was recorded at a whole festival about them! So many good ear fillers, like this one your obvious favorite! In this Sacramento Podcast Festival edition of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes other festival guests Jessica Deprez (Radio …
Posted: July 17, 2019, 10:43 pm
Chlamydia Sauna. Herpes Wading Pool. Hepatitis Hot Tub. None of these things are good. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying them because they’re good. I’m just… saying. In this icky, drippy, burning episode of STAB!, squeaky clean John Morris Ross IV hosts iffy guests Ryan King, David Coleman & Jesse Jones inviting them to …
Posted: July 4, 2019, 3:22 am
Well howdy there friend, you look like you could use a sit down and a nibble on somethin’ tasty and sweet! But don’t over do it, I’m the squishiest one around here, and I don’t need the competition! In this sugary sweet episode of STAB!, Mayor Syrup Pants, John Morris Ross IV welcomes sticky, yum …
Posted: July 2, 2019, 7:31 am
There’s a lot of ways to do things, but really, if you just want to get all the guess work out of the way, the best thing you can do usually, if just consult the Goodest book for the Goodest way to do a thing. It’s all there people, and it always has been. In …
Posted: July 1, 2019, 8:51 pm
Welcome to Emma Town, please enjoy your complimentary hoodie and all the corn dogs you can eat! We in Emma Town are committed to delivering you the finest in Comedy good times or leaving a slip on your door to at least let you know we tried. In this Emmatastic edition of EMMA! (STAB!) John …
Posted: June 27, 2019, 10:08 pm
Don’t. Don’t even– No! Nothing. Don’t say a f– NOTHING! I don’t care. Don’t talk. Not even about anything at all. Period. Just let me get there without– SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW! In this tight lipped episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Amy Estes, Daniel Humbarger, Grant Potter and Jesse …
Posted: June 18, 2019, 5:10 am
You all worried ‘bout your position in this whole big dumb universe? Man, don’t even sweat it, ‘cause every Fool is Alright! Is that what the title of this episode is actually referring to? As far as the sites distributing this needs to know: yes. In this what you hear is what you get episode …
Posted: June 13, 2019, 9:16 pm
A cardboard box full of baguette. An oil drum full of gelato. A grain silo full of orange sauce! A STAB! show is like all of these things, and none of these things, and all of these things. In this most current episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Stephen Ferris, Kim …
Posted: June 11, 2019, 8:50 pm
*gasp* Hey, *huff* guys. How’s *wheeze* how’s it goin’ guys? You wanna *cough* listen to some f-*wheeze* funny podcast comedy, *gasp* stuff? *cough* *huff* *wheeze* Cool… In this huffin’ puffin’ episode of STAB!, minty fresh host John Morris Ross IV welcomes raspy guests Nick Magavern, Jeff Brown, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones share their four …
Posted: April 23, 2019, 8:48 pm
The crew of Spec Script was in town to do a show at STAB! Comedy Theater, so we thought why not invite a little friendly cross over action, and get them to double dip on their Sacto trip with a little bit o’ that STAB! tip. And as such, this episode of STAB! (hosted hostingly …
Posted: April 11, 2019, 4:27 am
Well here’s a podcast and it’s easy to see, it’s fun for the entire family, from Mom to Day, the kids or the cat, your ear havin’ frineds will tell you it’s all that. Words! In this mostly non-rhyming episode of STAB!, Mix Master John Morris Ross IV welcomes DJs, Court Hansen, Josh Kinkade, Christy …
Posted: April 4, 2019, 6:24 pm
There’s a lot of reasons to hate eggs: the cholesterol, the way they’re always hiding, and of course, how they cause infidelity. There’s no reason NOT to hate eggs. In this egg loathing episode of STAB! non-hedgehog terrorizing host John Morris Ross IV welcomes non-wall sitting guests Bill Wallis, Melissa McGillicuddy, Ryan King and Jesse …
Posted: March 28, 2019, 7:30 am
I’m inviting you into my ears for the sole purpose of listening to you for 50 to 51 minutes and nothing further Richard. Despite the obvious attraction involved here, there can be nothing more than this listening Richard! In this smoldering episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Coreen Lemcke, Greg Sabin, Melony …
Posted: March 26, 2019, 8:31 am
Coming this Fall to the CW! Cool Black Dad! What happens when one white family that already has a father figure somehow gets another one, and he’s Black?! Everything you could imagine, and so much more that you could never expect! COOL BLACK DAD! In this cool new episode of STAB! Mom, John Morris Ross …
Posted: March 21, 2019, 4:33 am
You think you know Pan Hurn’s story? Do you?! News flash pal: ya don’t! But by the time you get through this episode of STAB!, you will. Oh yes, you will. In this hard hitting, 6th Anniversary episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jason Anderson, Christiana Dominguez, Ben Rice and Jesse …
Posted: March 15, 2019, 8:33 am
What’s that? A beret? You ever drank any water wasn’t sparklin’? You’s a whisper thin sum’bitch aincha? Bet you got a shoe box fulla momentos ‘n trinkets what remind you a times gone past. Sure ya do. In this touchy feely episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Ruby Setnik, Benton Harshaw, …
Posted: March 7, 2019, 8:24 am
Look like you figure out how to make sound go into your head from speaker machine. Not like the time you try to taste the TV pictures. That was a dumb time for YOU, dumb face! NICE ONE, head of Stupid Town! Temporary head of STAB! Show, Jesse Jones welcomes guest people Christy Farley, Bill …
Posted: February 28, 2019, 9:45 am
Lookin’ for a fun hour of ear filler? Boy howdy, you done hit the jackpot, ‘cause that’s the exact type thing we got here, ready ta give your shirt a tuck and ruffle them boot cuts! In this problematic episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Kim Martel …
Posted: February 26, 2019, 5:36 pm
They’re everywhere! Look, over there, those are things. You can’t open your eyes without seeing them or swing one thing without hitting another one! In this very focused episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones pulls guest hosting duty for guests Nick Magavern, Ray Molina and Jack Brown as they share their three different takes on HOST, …
Posted: February 22, 2019, 8:30 am
Sometimes everything goes right. Not often, but from what I’ve heard, it sometimes happens. Then there’s times when that doesn’t happen. We call that “most of the time”. Then things get funky, and not like, the bass line kind. The other kind. In this other kind of episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV …
Posted: February 21, 2019, 8:30 am
Nighty night. I drinky thick green yuck goo. It make go sleep tight. Me not awake soon because yawn drink! Okaysies! But before John Morris Ross IV can tuck us in on this episode of STAB!, guests Jaime Fernandez, Bill Wallis and Jesse Jones have to share their three takes on ONEONEONE, nine Girl’s Hair …
Posted: February 20, 2019, 8:30 am
The highest highs, the lowest lows. As Joe-Joe himself says still a full 20 minutes before the end of the Little House on the Prairie theme music: “This is the best episode of STAB! Ever.” What does that mean? Just try to listen for yourself and find out. Presiding over the madness that is episode …
Posted: February 19, 2019, 8:30 am
Like a trunk full of flank steak, STAB! is here to intrigue disgust and educate. Like a rusty shopping cart full of sweaty, bulging sausage, STAB! Has many mysteries inside and out! In this roving hamper of room temperature flesh that IS this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Greg Sabin, …
Posted: February 18, 2019, 11:00 pm
Rejoice and fear no longer: the voice lives! They were cold, frightening nights, lying away, unsure of the the fate of the man with the golden pipes, but we may sleep well tonight. In this joyous episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones …
Posted: January 29, 2019, 7:02 am
You like to puff? You like to pour stuff on other things to make it taste different? What you need is Puff Sauce. Probably. So go on, get yer Puff Sauce, spill it on somethin’ ‘n eat it up yum! Tonight on this episode of STAB! sponsored by the sauce you love to puff, John …
Posted: January 22, 2019, 6:47 am
John and Jesse invite all of the best and most available STAB!bers of 2018 to help send the year off, and trade their least wanted Christmas presents with each other in this year end STAB!stravaganza! So to send off 2018 in the style it deserves, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Ben Rice, …
Posted: January 15, 2019, 8:27 am
Go that way. Push play button that way. Play episode. Play episode and listen to episode. Be good, do the thing, listen to the show. It’s good. It’s the goodest. In this goodest episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes good boys Bill Wallis, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones to share their three …
Posted: January 11, 2019, 8:19 am
Have you heard the good word of Klask? It’s your one, last, best hope for salvation! Klask is the only thing greater than ourselves! Klask was here before us and all that shall remain when we are gone will be KLASK! In this episode of Klask’s STAB! brought to you by Klask, host John Morris …
Posted: January 9, 2019, 8:36 am
You want them stacks a listeners all slobberin’ down your podcast stats? Well we got the secrets ta how ta get dem listeners! Come on out to our seminar and we’ll teach you the secret to obscure, audience alienating nonsense: the STAB! way! In this free episode of STAB! hosted by John Morris Ross IV …
Posted: January 8, 2019, 1:25 am
A scientific mind finds a problem and attempts to apply known solutions to similar problems in the hopes that the result can be replicated or at least direct failures toward eventual success. Comedy’s sort of like that. In this scientifically accurate episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Nick Magavern, Court Hansen, Ruby …
Posted: December 20, 2018, 8:30 am
They’re a Squad, and they Patrol the world of Sacramento sketch comedy, keeping the city safe from the most ridiculous of things with the raw power and brute strength of funny! In this special episode of STAB!, Host John Morris Ross IV invites three Patrollers John Kinkade, Marco Cabodi, Coreen Lemcke and STAB!bie Jesse Jones …
Posted: December 17, 2018, 8:30 am
Is this episode long? Yes. Yes it is. But it’s long because it’s full of five comics having a lot of fun and delivering a lot of funny stuff. So, you know, you’ll probably wanna listen. In this plus sized episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Melissa McGillicuddy, Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez …
Posted: December 13, 2018, 8:30 am
Hey [user] I just thought you should aware that we have posession videos recorded of your on your computer enjoying Brendan Fraser. It’s funny as blackmail. Send us money to s339287710 acct. now. In this rare double titled episode of STAB!, hose John Morris Ross IV asks guests Ben Rice, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones …
Posted: December 10, 2018, 8:01 am
Welcome. Thank you for listening to STAB! Just a normal podcast, where people write terrible things, the kind of thoughts they kind of question themselves for having, then they read them to strangers. It’s normal and cool. On this very normal episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes very cool guests Nick Brunner, …
Posted: December 6, 2018, 4:52 am
Strap into the sadness seat and get real uncomfortable ‘cause we’ve got a little story to tell about organs you take for granted not workin’ worth a damn, and triumphing over that circumstance. Cringe together with STAB! host John Morris Ross IV as his unhealthy guests Rhoda Ramone, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones share with …
Posted: November 28, 2018, 3:08 pm
Recorded in the Blue Room in Chico, California on April 19th, 2013, this was the 4th time we ever did the show called STAB!, and it featured a crew of Chico comics, including Steve Swim, Will Craig and Kyle Bowen (along with Sacramento’s John Ross and Jesse Jones). This special episode, is being uploaded again …
Posted: November 6, 2018, 8:58 am
Hey gurl, you wanna sip my snake? Oh, hey, lookitchu GURL, you wanna chug my cat? Yeah, you like that? Yeah you go. You wanna gulp my goldfish! In this… weirdly creepy sounding episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes pet pouring guests Bill Wallis, Ruby Setnik and Jesse Jones to share three …
Posted: November 5, 2018, 8:34 am
Da-da da-da-da things are okay! Two some chichen disks, regular sauce, something, something and a dinner roll. Have it some way! On this somewhat off episode of STAB! host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Michael Cella, Cory Barringer and Jesse Jones to share with the listening audience their three new BEERs, nine Jack in …
Posted: October 24, 2018, 4:17 am
Do you remember, the 21st night of September? Frodo was returning the ring to its sender, while chasing bad Smeagol away. In this mashed up episode of STAB! host John Ross welcomes to the funky, funky shire, Stephen Ferris, Christy Farley, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on HUSKY, twelve …
Posted: October 12, 2018, 7:30 am
That’s right, the improv sensation “The Liquorice Boys” all together for an episode of STAB! What’s that? You’ve never heard of The Liquorice Boys? That’s fair. In this liquorice scented episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes the three Liquorice Boys: Chris Emery, Jack Brown and Jesse Jones, to tell their three different …
Posted: October 8, 2018, 7:30 am
Completely untraceable. Completely deadly. Completely Bulgaria. Is not uncommon for to know several thousand bees by name in Bulgaria. Ninety-five percent of Bulgarian citizens buzz. In this lethally clandestine episode of the show called STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV invites guests Mike Cella, Allie Yada, Jason B and Jesse Jones to share with the …
Posted: October 5, 2018, 1:44 pm
Granola bar. Those cheese and peanut butter cracker. Raisins. A quiet, forgotten, unforgiving love. We know it, we crave it as much as we despise it. It’s a unsatisfying, wasteful kind of love. Which, to be fair, is mostly hate. In this quietly ignored episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross VI welcomes pretzel sticks …
Posted: October 1, 2018, 7:30 am
Hey gurl, is it gettin’ hot out here, or is it just dozens of me? I’m burnin’ up the dance floor, and the dance ceiling, and all of the neighboring businesses and homes for miles around. Yeah, I know you like that. Oh this fire episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests …
Posted: September 25, 2018, 4:54 am
When last we left our plucky podcast, all hope seemed lost as they found themselves in the clutches of the dastardly Silent Room! How will they find their way out of this fix this time? Leading the STAB! team into the audio abyss is heroic host John Morris Ross IV commanding our courageous crew of …
Posted: September 11, 2018, 5:02 am
Thank you for choosing to visit STAB! Please, if you would like to share your memories of your visit to STAB!, do — after reading the detailed rules of engagement — do so. Strictly enforcing the rules of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes stoic travelers Shahera Hyatt, Greg Sabin, Christy Farley and Jesse …
Posted: August 27, 2018, 7:25 am
We’ve grown today. We’ve seen something that’s going to stick with us. That’s going to change us. Something that just ice cream isn’t big enough for. Boobies and swearing are what this life event demands. Being our guardian into the theater of life that IS STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Alfonso Portela, …
Posted: August 20, 2018, 7:37 am
This is the STAB! Show. You’re about to listen to it. John Morris Ross IV is the host. Michael Cella, Brett Stultz, Kyle Littleton and Jesse Jones were on it. They talked about four different CO2s, twelve dead chihuahua hoarder haiku, Thomas Addison, the iPhone, Canadian railway disasters, Squizzy Taylor, Don Dokken, the Mir Space …
Posted: August 8, 2018, 4:03 am
We only roast the ones we love. This episode of STAB! is proof positive of just how much we love and cherish Emma Haney. All of the terrible things said here in this show were said in the goodest of fun. In this celebration of all things Emma Haney, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes …
Posted: August 2, 2018, 3:13 am
It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here. In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor …
Posted: July 19, 2018, 4:25 am
Have you been diagnosed with Oogly eyes? Perhaps you’ve been prescribed something meant to fight Googlyism. Has the pollen content in your area rendered your eyes, Achoogly? These are serious, if comically named conditions. On this medically approved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV runs guests/patients Trip Hazard, Amy Estes, Stephen Ferris and …
Posted: July 9, 2018, 8:53 pm
Is it a folk album from that artist that you were sure was dead but has actually been pumping out albums regularly and largely unnoticed for decades until they teamed up with a popular contemporary artist to bring their sound to a whole new generation? Maybe… In this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross …
Posted: July 4, 2018, 3:15 am
I’m sorry, this is awkward but, I mean, I’d want someone to tell me if it WERE me in the situation that you’re in, which you are, and I’m glad I’m not. So… It’s just… You know what, never mind. Never mind I said anything. In this episode of STAB! that’s sorry it even brought …
Posted: July 2, 2018, 5:49 pm
Need admission to the Gumball Rally? All you need is a Trickle Nickel. Lookin’ for some quality italian cuisine? You need a plate of Petty Spaghetti. NASCAR puns? Oh yeah, we’ve got ‘em by the Yarborough. On this breakneck, high octane episode of STAB!, host John Ross welcomes pit crew Luke Soin, Christiana Dominguez and …
Posted: June 20, 2018, 3:47 am
Stringy and unsatisfying, the nutritional value of Fraggle has long been known to be negligible, but it wasn’t for their meat that early pioneers hunted Fraggle. It was their soft, brightly colored pelts. On this edutaining episode of STAB!, host and scholar John Morris Ross IV welcomes inquisitive minds Drew Absher, Cory Barringer and Jesse …
Posted: June 6, 2018, 2:33 am
Old wounds heal. Friendships renewed. Time is the most soothing balm. Sometimes, just staying the hell away from each other for a while works wonders. A watched beef never squishes… Or something. In this healing episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Mike Cella, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones to share their …
Posted: May 22, 2018, 6:15 am
Who even knows where which what goes when? Me? No chance! It’s all blind flailing and apologies… I’ve never truly satisfied anyone, myself included. In this awkward and frustrating episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV asks Jaclyn Weiand, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones to share their three new kinds of SHART, three times …
Posted: May 15, 2018, 6:30 am
It’s the world’s oldest profession. And since there’s been prostitution, there’s been stories of the nights spent partaking in the wares of these skilled professionals. This is one of those stories. On this around the world episode of STAB!, host John Ross tugs information out of guests Parker Newman, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about …
Posted: April 2, 2018, 7:30 am
We like to do shows, it’s a fun thing. We write things then we say them and we record it so you can hear it later and it’s lots of fun… ANY hooters, you’re here, so, you probably know that, so why not listen then? In this episode of STAB! the wholly lifelike John Ross …
Posted: March 26, 2018, 7:30 am
Lady Bird has made Sacramento popular. We’re from Sacramento. We want to be popular. We’re Lady Bird now. That’s that. Call us Lady Bird, at least for this episode. Lady Bird. STAB! Lady STAB! Bird… Something. Lady Bird host and graduate of an all girl’s catholic high school John Ross welcomes fellow Oscar nominated cast …
Posted: March 19, 2018, 7:30 am
STAB! Comedy podcast! Panel show! STAB! Microphones! Nachos! People watching it sometimes! Funny joke comedy podcast panel show! STAB! Host John Ross welcomes this show’s STAB! panel of Joey Stultz, Chris Emery and Jesse Jones to share their fifteen Google searches from Lucky the Leprechaun, nine haiku about alleged illegal Florida family bonding, and varying …
Posted: March 12, 2018, 7:30 am
There’s a funky place that you all should know, when your family needs a trip and they want to go, to someplace new they never been befo’, so just hit the road and you’ll be there before you know! Guiding you through this hip new land of STAB!, host John Ross brings guests Alfonso Portela, …
Posted: March 5, 2018, 8:30 am
STAB! and Coldplay have more in common than it might initially seem on the surface. Both STAB! and Coldplay are mainly enjoyed aurally. Both STAB! and Coldplay perform live. I mean, the list goes on and on. Join host John Ross as he leads Ray Molina, Jaime Fernandez & Jesse Jones through this Coldplay like …
Posted: February 26, 2018, 8:30 am
In a very real way, we are all Fabio’s children. In a very real way, none of us are Fabio’s children. We live with this want, knowing we will never have it, nor do we deserve it. This painful truth and others hover above this episode of STAB! as host John Ross prods guests Benton …
Posted: February 19, 2018, 8:30 am
It’s often difficult to hold back our appreciations. When you see a special, one of a kind talent, you want to burst! To gush all over, showering them with your love. STAB! Is like that. On this very special, sopping wet episode of STAB!, host John Ross asks guests Aviva Siegel, Land Smith-Abbinante and Jesse …
Posted: February 12, 2018, 8:30 am
It was a different time. UPN was a television network, some of us were just graduating high school, while others of us probably weren’t even born yet, which makes that first group feel REAL old. 1996. Man, it was a different time. On this VERY tolerant episode of STAB! host John Ross talks to guests …
Posted: February 5, 2018, 8:30 am
All rules are merely suggestions, followed for fear of retribution by SKANDERBEG! There is no blue, we all only agree that we see it because SKANDERBEG said he did, and we know better than to question SKANDERBEG! John Ross, host of STAB! and vessel of SKANDERBEG asks guests Daniel Humbarger, Trip Hazard and Jesse Jones …
Posted: January 29, 2018, 8:30 am
Everything you understood about lineal existence can eat one… TWO TIMES! You didn’t like the last year? Well turns out, that was only the first half! So buckle up buttercup! STAB! host man John Ross asks guests Ray Molina, Jason B and Jesse Jones to thumb screams mind thoughts about twelve New Year’s resolutions from …
Posted: January 22, 2018, 8:30 am
The world of internet hilarity is a delicate, sensitive one. Sometimes good humor content takes some effort to find. Some people don’t even believe such a thing exists. But it’s there, you just have to look for it. In this little nubbin of an episode of STAB! …
Posted: January 11, 2018, 1:23 am
This place is surprisingly not very sticky, the dress code is pants mandatory and everything is actually brighter than they would normally be. I don’t want to be rude, but what is Olivia DOING? In this confusingly sexy episode of STAB! apparently inexperienced host John Ross asks politely patient guests Allie Yada, Drew Kimzey and …
Posted: January 2, 2018, 9:22 am
Sometimes things make sense. Sometimes trying to make things make sense isn’t worth it. Because sometimes you use the tune of a sitcom theme song to sing about something from a sitcom from twenty years earlier… Don’t think too hard about it. In this, the next most current episode of the STAB! podcast program, host …
Posted: January 2, 2018, 8:34 am
The guidelines have been laid out very clearly. Failure to adhere to the gift exchange policy will result in review of the holiday festivities in general and the party and gift exchange in particular. In this cheerily seasonal episode of STAB!, shift manager John Ross grills guests Stephen Ferris, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones on …
Posted: December 18, 2017, 9:39 pm
Oh hey there, I didn’t see ya come in. Ya like what you see? Oh sure you can take a gander. Lookin’ don’t hurt nobody so’s long as you get permission, and yeah, I sure as heck am sure givin’ it. In this episode, host John Ross politely asks Robert Berry, Cheryl Anderson and Jesse …
Posted: December 12, 2017, 9:55 pm
Oh yeah! It’s TIME for another episode of STAB! Yeah it is. Because a show like STAB! can’t be stopped, not by Tito Santana, not by Ricky Steamboat, not by Hulk Hogan. No, no it can’TA. ‘LIZABETH! Yeah! On this top rope episode of STAB! Intercontinental host John Ross raps with Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Brunner …
Posted: December 4, 2017, 10:20 pm
We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB! On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about …
Posted: November 27, 2017, 10:23 pm
Not everyone is a John, or a Paul. Some of the world is Jim and Art. Who are you? Are you sure? Because while in your mind you might be The Only Living Boy in New York, everyone else might see John’s annoying brother. In this loved or hated episode of STAB!, host John Ross …
Posted: November 20, 2017, 10:45 pm
Here’s the new STAB! episode. Try to just breathe and relax. You’re going to enjoy it a lot more than you expected you would and you’ll wonder why you were so uptight about it in the first place. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross tops and or bottoms discussions with Jason B, Jaclyn Weiand …
Posted: November 20, 2017, 10:23 pm
In a show like STAB! you can’t expect everyone to get every reference. I mean, you CAN expect them to, but you shouldn’t, because they won’t. Not all of them. Not all of the time. Was this rant a reference to someone? Maybe. But probably not. But if it was, would you have gotten it? …
Posted: November 13, 2017, 11:02 pm
Remember your youth? The hell you do! What you have conveniently put out of your mind is the underlying cruelty and pain in your primary colored memories! We have not and we will spill the ink across your fragile, eggshell psyche! Leading this group therapy session, STAB! Host John Ross asks the quivering, emotionally distraught …
Posted: November 6, 2017, 11:37 pm
The Mouse has deemed that it is once again time for STAB! and so therefore it is once again time for STAB! The STAB! program shall begin and it shall be enjoyed. Do not question the Mouse. On this Mouse approved episode of STAB!, host John Ross speaks with Zach Coles, Nick Magavern and Jesse …
Posted: September 5, 2017, 11:00 pm
They’re not froo-froo, lady drinks! They’re 8% yum booze yum it ups — ya jerk face! Just ‘cause I don’t like the taste of beer doesn’t mean I don’t like the taste of being drunk! Set me and my boys up with another round and shut yer yapper, turd! STAB! bartender John Ross bellies up …
Posted: June 27, 2017, 12:28 am
We are a country of many diverse peoples from places dotting the entirety of the globe. So it’s only natural to find confusing some things that to others are customary. It’s cool, it’s still weird though… And so in an attempt to better understand the world around us, John Ross, the host of this community …
Posted: May 2, 2017, 6:17 am
He stepped into the throne room only to find a sight beyond his wildest dreams. Not one, but TWO Princes, ready and waiting, their robes fallen around their feet, their crowns, strategically hung. STAB! Returns for the one hundred and first time, guided by hosty host John Ross as he pelts guests Tyler Kinney, Joey …
Posted: April 18, 2017, 6:11 am
For the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane …
Posted: December 27, 2016, 7:04 am
This tightly packed, vessel of STAB! sees John Ross, ask guests Jaime Fernandez, Parker Newman and Jesse Jones to tell us what 99 things they’d like to have, and talk about a Charlie Brown Christmas, the eradication of Smallpox, Joycelyn Elders, Frank Sinatra Jr., Jerry Rice, G.E.’s Communist Purge, nine Russian Teen decapitation haiku, three …
Posted: December 20, 2016, 6:57 am
John Ross leads this spin kickingly friendly episode of STAB!, discussing with Cory Barringer, John’s “cousin” Lippy Whatnot and Jesse Jones non-karate subjects like Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Illegal Italian Fireworks, Nigel Buxton, indoor softball, the first eclipse, Lucy & Desi’s wedding, three different takes on NAAKKK, the synopsis of made-up movies: “The Tales of Joe …
Posted: December 14, 2016, 6:51 am
STAB! person John Ross probes the minds of Lendy West, Ellis Rodriguez and Jesse Jones, quizzing about them on such hot button topics as Meteorite Murder, Clay Aiken, human face transplants, Jewish lawyers, Olga Rypakova, Rob Pilatus, three different takes on CUBA, nine Dutch Duck genocide haiku, hot pickup lines for the Mario Brothers, Sacramento …
Posted: December 8, 2016, 6:44 am
In this not un-impossible episode of the show called STAB!, John Ross speaks truths with Shahera Hyatt, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones about the patenting of the Fire Extinguisher, Queen Elizabeth in Australia, Saddam Hussein, Look Magazine, Mother Teresa, the semi-automatic rifle, the top 15 Google searches of a “Grabbed Pussy”, pitches for small businesses …
Posted: November 29, 2016, 6:38 am
In this dream devouring episode of STAB!, John Ross welcomes Nick Brunner, Becky Lynn and Jesse Jones, all babies once, to share their thoughts on subjects like Cuban trade embargos, John Lithgow, Peter Bone, the first US Mail Truck, the World’s Largest Gold Nugget, Steve McPeak, three different THOTs, explanations of Trick or Treating to …
Posted: November 22, 2016, 6:31 am
STAB! guy, John Ross, guides you on a journey of locations with locationistas, Tyler Kinney, Luke Soin, Jaclyn Weiand, Nick Brunner, Jaime Fernandez, Alfonso Portela, Zach Coles, Aviva Siegel, Johnny Taylor, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones. Let them introduce you to slum laundromats, limbless exercise studios and the sad realization that ain’t nothin’ ever gonna …
Posted: November 1, 2016, 5:16 am
Word hater John Ross guides this Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1 with fancy word STAB!bers Tyler Kinney, Jordan Gannon, Bill Wallis, Josh Kinkade, Coreen Lemcke, Alfonso Portela, Stephen Ferris, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones teaching words to stay in their respective lanes.
Posted: October 25, 2016, 1:39 am
STAB! host John Ross welcomes day celebrating STAB!bers Edgar Granados, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, TaVi Watkins, Evan Nyarady, Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Josh Kinkade, Rhoda Ramone, Jon Gamora and Jesse Jones to share their celebrations of everything from Gonzo Birthdays and Microsoft learning tools to screamo lyrics and political love stories and everything else that …
Posted: October 18, 2016, 1:28 am
Need to get away from your ho-hum, hum-drum, drum ‘n bass life? Well let Jordan Gannon, Ben Rice, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Ben Feldman, Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela, Johnny Taylor, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones invite you to enticing tourism destinations, Islands of Dad, Cool Stuff and Soft Rock, and other inviting harbors, …
Posted: October 11, 2016, 1:18 am
It’s been said that every episode of STAB! Is a “Best of” episode. By whom? Let’s not get into all who’s and what’s that right now, huh? Let’s just say it’s been said. What’s even more true than that already super true statement though, is that this is the Best of “Write a Poem About …
Posted: October 3, 2016, 10:21 pm
We told you there were two and we ain’t liers! Here’s part the second of STAB!’s trip to the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park, CA. Remember, still in a church, at the altar and everything. In this’n, STAB!’s own John Ross talked with guest types Luke Soin, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse …
Posted: September 5, 2016, 10:04 pm
STAB! Did a couple shows at the Cystic Fibrosis Research Inc. Summer Retreat in Menlo Park California. On top of that, they did said shows in a church. They were pretty good. But don’t take my word for it, jerk. John Ross brings his merry STABbers Danielle Mandella, Rasa Hollander and Jesse Jones to The …
Posted: August 29, 2016, 9:56 pm
If there’s something strange, in the Mission District, who ya gonna call? STAB! host John Ross, and his guests Jon Gorman, Red Scott and Jesse Jones, obviously. In this spectral episode of STAB! John talks to the fellas about Isaac Singer, The Night of the Murdered Poets, World Elephant Day, the home colonoscopy test, the …
Posted: August 22, 2016, 9:45 pm
Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the …
Posted: August 17, 2016, 9:56 pm
What is offensive? Pretty much anything can be offensive to someone. Is it more offensive to offend or to try to avoid offending entirely? Am I even saying anything anymore? That’s an offensive question! STAB! host and host of STAB! John Ross politely welcomes funny people Alfonso Portela, Kaseem Bentley and Jesse Jones to talk …
Posted: August 10, 2016, 9:50 pm
Do you have what it takes to pester a poor, lonely forest dwelling hermit?! Well prove it! Poke Mongo! Poke him in the town, poke him by the river, what ever you do, just Poke Mongo! Or, if you’d rather, you can listen to STAB! Host John Ross talk to STAB! Guests Erik Krasner, Tyler …
Posted: July 29, 2016, 9:48 pm
STAB! Was invited to the 4th Annual Sacramento Stand-Up Competition held at our birth-club, the Sacramento Comedy Spot. And how could we possibly refuse? We couldn’t is how, so we didn’t. We did the show! And boy did we do it. John Ross brought in the big guns, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela and the regular …
Posted: June 27, 2016, 9:38 pm
Trains: they’re insane. Proven rock fact. They’re not to be trusted with anything more important than a light switch, and even then, not without supervision. In this episode of STAB!, John Ross (host) discusses a wide range of topics with Land Smith-Abbinante (guest), Aviva Seigal (lady guest) and Jesse Jones (mostly pest) including Stevie Wonder, …
Posted: June 1, 2016, 9:17 pm
Has anyone seen, it’s like, a red binder. There’s nothing on the outside, it’s just red. Like, flat red, not glossy or anything. It should be really easy to see. That’s why they made it red… Well, while we’re looking for that, this episode of STAB! Sees host John Ross ask guests Ben Feldman, Shahera …
Posted: May 24, 2016, 11:34 pm
Ever wanna go to the Alps? Sure you have. Got Pals? I hope you do. ‘Cause there’s some pals that you can go to the alps with that’ll let you slap laps with, and really, those’re the best pals of all. Lap slapper John Ross welcomes alp pals Luke Soin, Andrew Absher and Jesse Jones …
Posted: May 17, 2016, 9:12 pm
You know what would really get this party started? Sacrificing one of the weaker of us to a couple of the stronger to be torn to shreds and really get the blood pumping. I know that’d launch my rocket for sure. So listen as STAB! host John Ross tosses lame pup after sad pooch at …
Posted: May 10, 2016, 9:06 pm
Give me bread, give me cheese, give me all the fixins that I please! Subway runs through me! Quiznos lights my way! All hail the great and powerful Blimpie! STAB! host John Ross sandwiches a bunch of topics between sound effects and asks Kim Martel, Jeff Brown and Jesse Jones about National Doctor’s Day, Celine …
Posted: May 2, 2016, 9:01 pm
Look at me! I could be: second base! … No. Hold on… Look at me! I could be: pinch runner! NO! Damn it. I know there’s something here, I just have to peel back the layers and it will reveal itself to me! In the meantime STAB! Coach John Ross welcomes hitters Stephen Ferris, Rhoda …
Posted: April 25, 2016, 8:45 pm
The 4th Annual Los Angeles Scripted Comedy Festival, hosted by iO West, welcomed STAB! to their festivities. And we festivized, oh boy did we! In this festive episode of STAB!, host John Ross brought STAB! regulars (STABulars?) Alfonso Portela, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones to share with the desert town of Los Angeles some of …
Posted: April 18, 2016, 9:30 pm
Yeah, now you can’t think of anything BUT the sound of a squirrel after a lung full of helium. If singing chipmunks are anything to go by, that voice is going to be insane. A squirrel on helium, what will STAB! think of next? Well, in this episode of STAB!, host John Ross thinks to …
Posted: April 11, 2016, 8:00 pm
You love Steven Tyler. You love tiny pizzas. We love to ruin the things that you love. You’ll never be able to hear your favorite band or eat your favorite food the same way ever again. Deal with it! In this edition of STAB!, John Ross leads the ruiners (Bill Wallis, Chris Emery and Jesse …
Posted: April 5, 2016, 10:46 pm
Come, free yourself from the burden of mortal things, float about as the infinite butterscotch butterfly that you always knew yourself to secretly be! Roll around giggling all day, content and fulfilled for the first time in your narrow existence! Treat your ears to the sound of STAB!’s own John Ross leading Grant Houlton, Melissa …
Posted: March 28, 2016, 10:00 pm
Yeah girl, you like that? You’re not sure? Yeah, I get that, but when I’m done you’re gonna have a little bit more of an idea of where you stand on the subject, or at least an educated guess. Give yourself an ear taste of some new STAB! as John Ross leads Alfonso Portela, Johnny …
Posted: March 22, 2016, 9:55 pm
Look, up in the sky, it’s a stuffed toy with a feather on it, it’s a catnip chew toy, no, it’s Snack A Cat! If it can be dropped from a drone onto an unsuspecting but hungry cat, Snack A Cat’s done it! Now in three delicious flavors! In this product place-tastic episode of STAB! …
Posted: March 16, 2016, 12:14 am
This isn’t about you so shut it! Shut it up Edgar! Quiet. Shush! Shushy-shush! Shut it up and shut it down. You’re on the next show, so for now just shut up Edgar, we’ve got a show to do! John Ross tells Edgar to shut up while Jon Gomora, Emma Haney and Jesse Jones also …
Posted: March 8, 2016, 12:44 am
Hey, what’s goin’ on? Yeah, us neither. Just some chill ass dudes, doin’ what chill dudes do. Which is chillin’. Chillin’ like a comic book antagonist. Just like that, times four. Chill host John Ross welcomes equally chill dudes Hayden Greif-Neill, Dash Kwiatkowsky and Jesse Jones as they talk about such chill topics as US …
Posted: February 29, 2016, 9:59 pm
Things dun changed a lot, y’know. They always seem to. Guess that’s just the way a things, huh? One day it’s somethin’ the next it ain’t no mo, ‘cause now it’s somethin’ else. Yup. That’s how it sure goes. In this here thought provokin’ episode of STAB! John Ross talks to folk named Erik Krasner, …
Posted: February 22, 2016, 9:53 pm
You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John …
Posted: February 15, 2016, 8:34 am
Li’l Mister Tiny Toes. Snuggle Wuggle Boom-Boom. Captain Puddin’. These are just a few friends of mine, and they wanna be your friend to. It’s easy as heck, just a little rub under the chin and you right as rain. STAB! host John Ross herds wiley free spirits Danielle Mandella, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones …
Posted: February 12, 2016, 7:08 am
Hey Grandma, off to second grade this morning? THAT, is extreme. Be careful out there and watch out for the backflipping monster trucks defying all known laws of physics like it’s their JOB! And try not to catch fire and explode. John Ross hosts this EXTREME episode of STAB! with Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela and …
Posted: February 9, 2016, 7:01 am
You’ll show ‘em, you’ll show ‘em all. Who’s laughing now? You are. They don’t know why, but you do, and that’s all that matters. Your power is in their hands. Savor that feeling. John Ross hosts this powerful episode of STAB! with guests Aviva Siegel, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones talking about things like the …
Posted: February 1, 2016, 8:20 pm
Hey, you want an episode of STAB!? A new episode I mean? How about a flurb? Have a new episode of STAB! and a flurb, because why wouldn’t you? You wouldn’t. STAB! host John Ross talks to STAB! guests Bill Wallis, Mark Burg and Jesse Jones about things involving Johnny Moss, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, …
Posted: January 28, 2016, 9:14 am
The onslaught is devastating, unrelenting. The invaders are single minded and purpose driven. Nothing can stop their sudden, violent invading spurt, not even a band of brave wizards armed with cotton… STAB!’s noble John Ross hosts brave Zach Coles, wise Josh Kinkade and adequate Jesse Jones, as they share tales of bank robber Herman Lamb, …
Posted: January 25, 2016, 5:01 pm
What is it?! Is it a tool who does really well at an open mic? Is it an alternate universe large panted rap man? All of these questions and more won’t be answered in this new episode of STAB! John Ross talks at Tyler Kinney, Ta’Vioana Watkins and Jesse Jones, who in turn talk back …
Posted: January 18, 2016, 7:05 pm
STAB! is a good show about not good things writ by terrible people. Don’t believe me? You will. RIght here now, STAB! host John Ross asks guests Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones how they feel about stuff like the Monroe Doctrine, Def Leppard’s Rick Savage, Vietnam, Erik Everhard, Gillette, Desi Arnaz, the top …
Posted: January 12, 2016, 7:55 pm
SHTAB! izun good comedy time for sure. Unt on zis episode of SHTAB!, host John Ross chats wiff funny mans Brett Stults and Jesse Jones about such sings as Dr. Pepper, South Africa, NASA, Wilt Chamberlain, six German porn store fire haiku, the top ten Google searches of Throbbin’ Hood, sales pitches for poor business …
Posted: January 4, 2016, 7:50 pm
Pull up a seat and let host John Ross and servers Ben Feldman, David Lew and Jesse Jones ladle up a runny dollop of talk about the moving assembly line, Bette Midler, Our Lady of the Angels, the invention of BINGO, Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Amy Fisher, three different FAQs, nine haiku about Ice T & …
Posted: December 29, 2015, 5:19 pm
Jolly ol’ St. John Ross asks helpers Ben Rice, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones what’s on their STABmas lists and it’s as you would expect: Marshall Fields confusion, Rickey Henderson, Civil War pardons, James Brown’s death, ovariotomies, Dido, a triplet of HOHOHOs, fifteen Christmas character Google searches, the synopsis’ of made-up movies “Frosty the Snowman …
Posted: December 26, 2015, 1:29 am
Why, here now is highly legitimate STAB! host John Ross consulting guests Alfonso Portela, Kim Martel and Jesse Jones on such subjects as the Ku Klux Klan, Ricky Martin, Hanukkah, the Vatican, the Italian Hall Disaster, Norad tracking Santa, Charles Manson, three takes on NORAD, the tourism guides for The Bad Side of the North …
Posted: December 25, 2015, 1:25 am
The Boss, John Ross leads the 16th Street Band: Grant Houlton, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones in discussions of Wilma Mankiller, Christopher Columbus, Puerto Rico, the push button telephone, time zones, the war on drugs, Steamboat Willie, a pile of Ronda Rousey Google searches, a triad of MMAs, synopsises for made-up movies “Dream Snatch”, “Snitches …
Posted: December 18, 2015, 1:21 am
In this reciprocating episode of STAB! host John Ross hosts directly at guests Nick Brunner, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones as they get into discussing such subjects as the Antipope, Kirk Hammet, William Tell, Jonestown, Prince Carl, Johnny Christ, a nonagon of Barbie Boy Commercial haiku, a triplet of MSGs, erotic poems about Paul Giamati, …
Posted: December 8, 2015, 1:15 am
John Ross hosts star crossed guests Stephen Furey, Jon Gomora and Jesse Jones through the WACKY world of STAB! and such topics as Japanese Prime Minister Assassinations, Markie Post, Mary Princess of Orange, the establishment of the NSA, National Tonga Day, Genie the Feral Child, the top fifteen Google searches of Genie the Feral Child, …
Posted: December 1, 2015, 1:10 am
STAB! host John Ross hosts succulent, juicy guests Stephen Ferris, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones in talks about such subjects as Barack Obama, Laura Bush, the battle of Wabash, Andy Rooney, Egypt Love Day, Jane Goodall, nine haiku haiku on the subject of white, middle aged, mortality, a trio of different SWFs, movie synopsisies for …
Posted: November 24, 2015, 6:43 am
John Ross hosts this crunchy, evocative episode of STAB! at Joey Avery, Torio Van Grol and Jesse Jones while they discuss topic prompts about Christopher Columbus, Godzilla, Japanese Culture Day, Dolph Lundgren, highwayman John Austin, Roseanne Barr, a trio of LGBTQIAs, a nonagon of workplace beheading Haiku, vows to assholes “the guy who always makes …
Posted: November 17, 2015, 6:35 am
In this devil may care episode number 50 of the STAB! program, John Ross welcomes Alfonso Portela, Jaclyn Weiand, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones for discussions of Apple Day in the UK, the Aberfan Disaster, Aroldis Chapman, John Paul Getty III, Dizzy Gillespie– not Louis Armstrong, the denouncement of lynching, National Nurse’s Day in Thailand, …
Posted: November 9, 2015, 5:08 pm
Beard 1, John Ross leads the remaining beards: Johnny Taylor, Luke Soin, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones in bearded discussions of WAY too much rape, Johnny Taylor’s small ears, Keith Green, International Day of the Nacho, Alex Duchess of Brittany, a WWII kamikaze attack on Australia, Egyptian Naval Day, French Women voting, Kim Kardashian, the …
Posted: November 2, 2015, 9:50 am
In this wistful episode of STAB! John Ross goads Walker Glenn, George Chen and Jesse Jones into sharing their thoughts on Dagobert, Canadian Women Personhood, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the transistor radio, Lee Harvey Oswald, Tommie Smith & John Carlos, a trio of varied POTUSes, a trio of trios of haiku about Palestinian Jew stabbing diagrams, …
Posted: October 26, 2015, 6:41 pm
In this, STAB!’s first trip to Lost Weekend Video in San Francisco California, John Ross welcomed SF locals Kaseem Bentley, Aviva Siegel and Sacramento hanger on Jesse Jones to discuss such topics as Gloc-9, Boston Shoe Unions, Croatian Necktie Day, Indian Murderer: Veerappan, America’s possessioning of Alaska and Puerto Rico, Chuck Berry, the top 15 …
Posted: October 19, 2015, 8:49 pm
In this geometrically inconsistent episode of STAB!, John Ross asks guests Joe-Joe Louis, Daniel Humbarger and Jesse Jones to talk on subjects such as Martyr’s Day in Libya, hurdler Kevin Young, Back to the Future themed tragedy, the Xerox 914, B.B. King’s birth, the 1920 JP Morgan bombing, Musiq Soulchild, Guangxi WeChat tragedy haiku, the …
Posted: October 5, 2015, 6:23 pm
In this presentable episode of STAB! the perfectly charming John Ross prods guests Johnny Taylor, Jaime Fernandez and Jesse Jones through topics such as the introduction of “Wacky Backwards”, Thailand air tragedy, Richard Marx, the Mayflower Pilgrims, Patsy Swayze, International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer, Fan Bingbing, the Top Five (fifteen) Google …
Posted: September 29, 2015, 9:11 pm
In this STAB!, Principal John Ross asks cool kids Jaclyn Weiand, Edgar Granados and Tyler Kinney all about Cleopatra’s unpronouncibly named son, oboist Paul Goodwin, Salma Hayek, Pope Innocent X’s Castro-struction, Bob (John?) Denver’s death, Swiss landslides, topical Arizona toddler drowning haiku, various and varied VMAs, tragic conjoined twin Google searches, erotic poetry about the …
Posted: September 24, 2015, 9:21 am
In this episode of STAB! John “Small Change” Ross leads penny ante guests Bill Wallis, Christiana Dominguez and Robert Berry in sharing their thoughts on Tibetan Democracy Day, J.R.R. Tolkien’s death, the CBS Evening News, Ho Chi Minh’s death, the new Bay Bridge, Theodore Roosevelt quotes, the top five (fifteen) Google searches of mental illness, …
Posted: September 17, 2015, 5:10 pm
John Ross hosted some mooks named Jaclyn Weiand, Zach Coles & Jesse Jones and they talked at people about World Humanitarian Day, Venus’ First Temple, the Samlesbury Witches, John Stamos, canoest Ivar Iversen, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, a trio of NASCARs, the Google searches of the Fat Jew, angry poems about the unfortunate timely death …
Posted: September 8, 2015, 8:57 am
In this beloved episode of STAB!, lover of many: John Ross, lovingly hosts the lovely Danielle Mandella, STAB! Champion Alfonso Portela and unlovable Jesse Jones as they discuss such topics as National Aviation Day, Fat Joe, Hoodie Allen, Bill Clinton’s surprising birth, the Battle of Blue Licks, Coco Chanel, three different TWAs, teen/pre-teen Oxycontin Haiku, …
Posted: September 1, 2015, 6:58 am
In this very special episode of STAB!, special host John Ross welcomes special guests Edgar Granados, Nick Brunner and Jesse Jones to talk about such special subjects as Edgar’s Princess Irene and Ronald Reagan Air Traffic Controllers jokes, the end of Army flogging, Australian Cricketier Harry Trot, hurdler Lolo Jones, William Wallace, Mel Gibson, three …
Posted: August 26, 2015, 6:52 am
John Ross leads this soul cleansing episode of STAB! with such renown crybabies as Cheryl Anderson, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones, who babble on about things like Marilyn Monroe’s death, the invention of the traffic light, anglo landscapers, Samantha Sang, Harry Houdini, American Bandstand, Chick Hearn, Japanese pop culture crazes, several different IQs, Cecil the …
Posted: August 19, 2015, 5:07 am
In this hella manly episode of STAB!, John Ross prods– no. John Ross facilitates discussion with Luke Soin, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones on such topics as Luke’s second book of musician mysteries, Gene Hamburger, English singer songwriter Twinkle, Gianni Versace’s ghost tweet insults of the STAB! family of players, various HTTPs, Satoru Iwata death …
Posted: August 16, 2015, 4:59 am
Moderator John Ross leads this rousing edition of STAB! featuring Jordan Gannon, Jason Long and Jesse Jones in the important topics of the day, such as the Japanese Communist Party, Bert Convy, Elk Grove Mayoral candidates, Forest Whitaker, the United Red Army, The Crying Game, Julia Lennon, Jesse Ventura, the Jungle of Jheri Curl, Sidewalk …
Posted: August 6, 2015, 3:52 am
Nothing is not unpossible, if you really don’t not put your mind to it. In this episode of STAB! our focus vessel John Ross guides comedy think makers Jon Gamora, Alfonso Portella and Jesse Jones through the investigationing of such things as Lutheran Martyrs, Pamela Anderson, Lexell’s Comet, Missy Elliot, the PG-13 rating, Princess Diana, …
Posted: July 28, 2015, 3:13 am
In this breezy, damp episode of STAB!, John Ross points Evan Nyarady, Tyler Kinney, Jesse Jones in the direction of the first Gay Pride march, equal opportunity genital graffiti, Canadia’s Christmas carol sounding national anthem, the sex chambers of merchant marines, Quebec’s Moving Day, self organized estate sales, going to sexy, Grammar Nazi podcasts, several …
Posted: July 20, 2015, 9:34 pm
In this highly wanted episode of STAB!, host John Ross gets Joe Joe Louis, Kim Martel and Jesse Jones to discuss unfair standardized tests, Berry Manilows, Abington School District vs. Schempp, Desertification and Drought Combat, Orenthal James Simpson, the Statue of Liberty, a trio of NAACPs, Rachel Dolezal’s Google searches, stripper lap dance defying haiku …
Posted: July 13, 2015, 9:20 pm
Dr. John Ross DDS assists nurses Bill Wallis, Jaclyn Weiand, Jesse Jones in administering 20cc’s of Sir Frances Drake’s real letter to his son, real person Harry Patch, pure uncut Guatemalan dads, the confusion of direct same day reincarnation, LMNOPs, lower teen alcohol rate haiku, a trio of angry poems about things that sort of …
Posted: July 9, 2015, 9:11 pm
In this episode John Ross guides Josh Kinkade, Corinne Nelson and Jesse Jones through discussion of early 90s edutainment software, tromboning baseballist Eddie Edwards and Johnny Carson’s retirement, Pac Manifestos, the many varied ODBs, the Jewtang Clan, Gurls gettin’ it, loud video interruptions, tiny baby Jesus’ imagined top 5 Google searches, a trio of trios …
Posted: June 30, 2015, 9:02 pm
In this new fangled episode of STAB! John Ross raps with comedy professionals Jordan Gannon, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones about such things as patent attorney Abraham Lincoln’s hand in mass extinction, Sacramento’s own Sasha Grey’s prodigious body of work, the great Chilean Earthquake, Canadian wrestler A1, how old timey baseball lingo sounds vaguely sexual, …
Posted: June 23, 2015, 8:55 pm
Listen intently why don’t you (like you’re John Ross his own self), as STAB! guests Johnny Taylor, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones calmly discuss such important topics as Johnny Taylor’s character work, Levi’s jeans, HIV, dish network dishes, Delorean theft, the death of all things R, the top 15 Google searches of Google, underwater hip-hop, …
Posted: June 3, 2015, 8:46 pm
It’s possible you didn’t mean to be here, but you’re here now, and you’re home. Welcome weary traveler. STAB! welcomes you. Tonight, John Ross directs Steven Furey, Danielle Mandella, Jaime Fernandez & Jesse Jones through discussion of French slaves, two left handed feet, Thomas Edison’s Kinetoscope, reasonably priced future Hulu rentals, our fear of accented …
Posted: May 27, 2015, 2:56 am
In this episode of STAB!, Jesse Jones listens intently while guest hosting Alfonso Portella, Evan Nyarady and Ben Rice, who explain the finer points of Annie Oakley, unacceptable conduct in a Buffalo Wild Wings, hunting cloned puppies, the fun of learning, the gods interseeding in the affairs of Northwestern Washington Math Rock, Kelly Clarkson being …
Posted: May 19, 2015, 2:46 am
Let the lute music fill the halls as John Ross does treat us to the merry makers of the STAB! program. Enjoy the jocularity as Grant Houlton, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones speak on topics ranging far and wide, including World Art Day, Dudu Cearense, ball slosh, the be-bombed Boston Marathon, Emma Watson, tax day, …
Posted: May 12, 2015, 6:17 pm
Coach John Ross leads an all-star squad of Luke Soin, Joe-Joe Louis and Jesse Jones as they discuss such varied topics as: the search for Joey Ramone’s lost Hymen, Abraham Lincoln inspired bath tub ice cream, the perfect Titanic memorial McDonalds meal, Robin Thicke’s divorce, Bozophobia, new self-defense techniques, Hillary Chipotle haiku, kids with ideas, …
Posted: May 5, 2015, 2:22 am
Led by twelve star Admiral General John Ross, the elite fighting force of Chris Emery, Jordan Gannon, Jesse Jones and Corky McDonnell are dishing out justice via stories of Coca-Cola filled fat suit metaphors, the Yuba Sutter Sunday Cycle Social, our lord and savior Jesus Christ, the futility of war and game shows, Walmart style …
Posted: April 29, 2015, 2:09 am
How about we start off our STAB! with a little bit of host John Ross, but not too much, a little goes a long way. Then we’ll have some Jaclyn Weiand & Jesse Jones exploring such topics as guys named Harden Cox, mac ‘n cheese rewards, candy themed sexual harassment, right wing porn, Congressional baby …
Posted: April 20, 2015, 10:44 pm
STAB! is a great idea. STAB! has lots of other great ideas within’ it. Listening to STAB! was a great idea that YOU had. Congratulations. Hear as John Morris Ross IV hears Bill Wallis, Edgar Granados, Jesse Jones discuss revisionist cook booking, left turns, Bovine Cantata B Flat Major, the sad passing of a righteous …
Posted: April 14, 2015, 3:48 am
Batten down your ears for this slugfest of comedic titans as Luke Soin, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portella & Jesse Jones explore such topics as Fred Rogers’ 399th trimester abortion, Ebony & Ivory on cassingle, the bowling hall of fame in Reno, singin’ the ol’ duet with Josh Groban, spring roll skin, the judgeination of what …
Posted: April 6, 2015, 7:24 am
Toss back a hand full of mommy’s little helpers and fill that wine glass to the tippy top, ‘cause STAB!’s got some stories to tell. Keith Lowell Jensen, Jon Gomora, Johnny Taylor, Jesse Jones discuss the first Mardi Gras, Emperor Theodosius II, Polar Bear Day, the hard of hearing, Chelsea Clinton, the 19th Amendment, Liz …
Posted: March 31, 2015, 7:14 am
In this, the twentieth episode of a show called STAB!, Aaron Weaver, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones discuss their un-unique names, the superiority of realness, Karen Carpenter’s facebook page, The Offspring’s weather manipulation powers, Ice Rink Sex, black market organ harvesting, Hanna Barbera animation, the measles’ Google searches, spinning rims, sausage, slowing for the bone …
Posted: March 23, 2015, 7:06 am
In this STAB! session, guys named Jesse Fernandez, D.J. Sandhu and Tyler Kinney say at John Ross things about NYC lady smoking, Run DMC, pardoning Canadian draft dodgers, Detlef Schremp, a 4300 kilo coke boat, Christian Dior, Charlie Hebdo’s top Google searches, Oprah’s Ideal Tatas, Rabbit Pope Haiku fury, horrible poems about Nancy Kerrigan, racist …
Posted: March 16, 2015, 12:26 am
Which ever creation myth you believe in, STAB! is always mentioned, and always in connection with mentions of cured meats and impure thoughts. In this recently uncovered episode Josh Vigil, Chazz Hawkins and Jesse Jones tell host John Ross all about penile resolutions, Japanese herb festivals, horse glue, Dustin Diamond, Napoleon’s brother, Huell Howser, Cambodian …
Posted: March 9, 2015, 5:22 pm
Wishes are real, but you only get the one and you just used it on this episode of STAB! so I’m sorry/you’re welcome! In this be-wished edition of STAB!, Ngaio Bellum, Jon Gomora, Luke Soin and Jesse Jones discuss: 1-way streets, Ulysses S. Grant, Ts Madison, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull references, Soap Opera twists …
Posted: March 3, 2015, 10:59 am
So much Best, we (apparently) needed three episodes to contain it all! Comedians Johnny Taylor, Jon Gomora, Jordan Gannon and Jesse Jones “Best Of” at host John Ross about Princess Diana, one’s first yoga pants experience, white privilege, the importance of proper context, Tamagotchi, OPP, Ku Klux Knitting, The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and …
Posted: February 23, 2015, 10:48 am
Didn’t hear all of your favorites in the first part of the Best-Of-Stravaganza?! Well shit man, maybe it’s in this one then. In THIS one, Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones tell John Ross all about North Korean children, Walmart sadness, a $130,000 poem, windshield poetry, drive through self pleasure, Mad Maximizing your vehicle, …
Posted: February 20, 2015, 7:19 am
It’s our own PERSONAL “Celebration Time”! In honour (the extra “u” is for extra class) of our two year STABiversary, please enjoy the first in our series of “Best of” shows! Ben Rice, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones help celebrate STAB!’s cotton anniversary with host John Ross and their thoughts on corporal punishment, the World …
Posted: February 17, 2015, 5:31 pm
In this irresistible and immovable episode of STAB! host John Ross hosts the hell out of Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason Anderson, and that mean old Jesse Jones, addressing such tender topics as Ozzy Osbourne, Neon, Professional Wrestling triggered reminders of past roommate trauma, Gregor MacGregor, Bob Marley, Xuxa, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Florida …
Posted: February 12, 2015, 10:06 pm
On the periodic table of comedy elements, John Ross (1. J, 1.003) host of STAB! (5. St, 8.475) and special returning guests, Ben Rice (21. Ri, 42.33), Jordan Gannon (38. Gn, 86.12) and Jesse Jones (103. W, 281.1) make up a non-toxic, gaseous cloud of humor, safe to inhale through the ear lungs and full …
Posted: February 9, 2015, 10:18 pm
This heapin’ bowl full of STAB! is chock full of Danielle Mandella, Joe-Joe Louis and Jesse Jones, with two scoops of host John Ross in every box! and features such tasty morsels as spot on Ronald Regan and Chris Columbus impressions, the total eradication of November 19th, MASK: the toy, not the movie, BDSM, a …
Posted: February 4, 2015, 5:51 pm
Flick on the ol’ Victrola and take an ear-taste of the latest in STAB! John Ross sits by the fireside with Stephen Ferris, Aaron Weaver and Jesse Jones, to have them project their voices in regard to Aussie high-jumpers, Alabama, Jim Jones, DUIs, The Redskins…again, Dump Trucks and Quammy Pams!
Posted: January 28, 2015, 7:01 am
Get ready for your minds to be blown as STAB! includes two ladies at once. One’s called Corinne Nelson the other isn’t, she’s Giuliana Gabrielli. Jesse Jones was there too, and John Ross watched. They all say things about womankind, WWII, Monoply, A Bee Gee, ISIS, Barren Wombs, Zumba, Chili and genocide…oh and beheadings…
Posted: January 20, 2015, 8:52 pm
In STAB! #8, John Ross (host) had guys named Jesse Jones, Mike Cella and Bill Wallis take you on a literary ride that I’ll bet you 100 Susan B. Anthonys that you can’t imagine. The topics they discussed were the aforemmetioned Susan B. Anthony, Tesla (the band), probes, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, Bing Crosby, The …
Posted: January 16, 2015, 1:22 am
Use your prettiest sense to hear the glory that STAB! is! Players, Jason Anderson, Mike Cella, Johnny Taylor and Jesse Jones fill the roster and deliver a gag-a-second unto the savory John Ross as they discuss Lucy Ball, The Black Panthers, Hard working12-year olds, Gretzky, the obtuse, ass-spank, dead dads, Lumber, UTIs, anger, Leo Di …
Posted: December 22, 2014, 12:24 pm
Celebrate our 6th of 10,000 episodes with contestants D-Tyler, Danielle Mandella, Adrian Dark and Jesse Jones! One day you will remember that host and high priest King John Morris Ross the IV caused this show to tackled such hard-hitting social issues as, Same Sex Marriage, The Model T, Mr. C, Hurricanes, Vegans, Kites, Foreskins, Edgar …
Posted: December 18, 2014, 12:31 pm
I hope you came to party, cuz we sure did! This particular episode is smack full of The Family Pettigrew (Nick and Miceala), a singing Ben Rice and hip-hopping Jesse Jones! Together, with the help of host and self-promoter @xjohnrossx – http://www.johnrosscomedy.com they tackle such concerns as, The first Miss Black America, An AIDS hugging …
Posted: December 10, 2014, 6:35 am
The time is nigh for thee to belly-up to the 4th podcast known as STAB! Hostess Johntalia Ross tangles with 4 contestants with names like, Jesse Jones, Tyler Kinney, Jaime Fernandez and Jon Gomora. Listen as thee aforementioned murderers verbally contest many english phases against one to another, included Wars, Polish folk, Bone Thugs, Yao …
Posted: December 10, 2014, 5:45 am
STAB #3 is in your house now, so be a good host pay it some attention. Offer it a seat and beverage of some sort. Thee highly unpaid contestants of Aaron Weaver, Jesse Jones, Mike Cella and Steven Ferris respond to prompts given them by the moderately paid host John Ross, as they tackle such …
Posted: November 14, 2014, 6:56 am
Join Jesse Jones, Jaime Fernandez, Jaclyn Weiand, Joe-Joe Louis and host John Ross jaunt their way through another jepisode of JSTAB! Listen as the topics change from one topic to another…and often! Topics include: JFK, Kidney stones, HPV, NAMBLA, Gaza Stripers, hotrods, Data, Mrs. Butterworth and the LPGA. That’s right, JFK!
Posted: November 8, 2014, 7:04 am
A brand new era of STAB! relaunches as John Ross hosts the comedic talents of comedians Giuliana Gabrielli, Jesse Jones, Jon Gomora and Edgar Granados. The panel explores subjects ranging from Azerbaijani Police Day festivities and angry World Cup inspired poetry, to the festivities at a Canseco birthday party and the craigslistings of the belongings of …
Posted: October 24, 2014, 6:55 am
