In this paradigm shifting episode of the STAB! show, apparent salsa eater and host Jesse Jones welcomes a thick, chunky, robust panel of Frankie Lord, Johnny Taylor, & Eric Barger to share their three FIRNs, new greeting cards including a Condolences on your slow transformation into a Zombie card, Happy “You Peaked Five Years Ago …
Speaker Archive: Eric James Barger I
Oct 02
STAB! 392 – Marinara Sauce Is Salsa
Tags: a side of marinara, Baby Gap, birthday, Blankity Blanks, business pitches, campaign speeches, Children of Men, condolences, discipline, Drug Test, Eric Barger, FIRN, five dollar bill, Five Years Ago, Frankie Lord, Good Luck, grandma, greeting cards, happy, Hot Wheels track, Jellyfish Smucker's, Jesse Jones, Johnny Taylor, Lavender Butterfly Wing Kisses, new drug, peaked, Rylonxitrox, smart appliances, Taco Bell, zombie
Apr 29
STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance
In this super tough episode of the STAB! show, bubbling host Jesse Jones welcomes weirdly specifically toned guests Marco Cabodi, Steven Boyd & Eric Barger to share their three takes on OASIS, pick-up lines to and from an old issue of the TV Guide, a microwave spaghetti stained and blistered piece of tupperware, & face …
Tags: “Beyond Courage, “Dangerous Therapy”, “Speed Action”, Core Bordjin, craigslist, dating profiles, dining room set, Eric Barger, face blindness, fish, hand crafted, Jesse Jones, made-up movies, Marco Cabodi, martial arts, microwave, New Blood”, noogies, OASIS, pick-up lines, Santa, schoolyard, spaghetti stained, STAB!, Steven Boyd, synopsis, tea pot, tupperware, TV Guide, wedgies
Jan 08
STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric …
Tags: “Metallic Thursday”, “Son of the Bee-Person”, “The Gorgeous Gnome”, 90s, Alex Shewmaker, amusement park, Andy Sarouhan, animated stories, basset hound, bed and breakfast, Ben Warheit, best friend, Blowout, breakfast cereal, Brett Stults, Buddy, business pitches, cassettes, Cause-and-Effect-ton, Chan-Mas, Chillax-achusetts, Cory Barringer, crate, crisis and trauma, Daniel Kessenich, dating profile, Dayna Bryant, duct tape, Eric Barger, ExSTAB!raganza, fairy tales, family, fast food, Fort Business, Frankie Lord, Jack Marie, Jaclyn Weiand, Jeff Brown, Jesse Jones, Jordan Quattlebaum, Kameron Schmid, Katy Grant, kidney stone, Kim Martel, laundry basket, made-up, Mid Life Crisis, middle school, Milk Surface, Molly Doan, movies, napkins, Nick Pettigrew, oil painting, Paul Doyle, pick-up lines, R&B, recovery center, romantic comedy, sauce packets, saw, shred, SMART, STAB!, synopsis, tax season, tourism guide, transformation, tuxedo, Tyler Kinney, Willie Travis, Year End
Nov 29
STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals
In this triumphant episode of the STAB! show, weary, proud host Jesse Jones welcomes an exultant panel of tournament finalists, Eric Barger, Jeff Brown & Molly Doan to share their three IFPUGs, bootleg of Road Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, & Project Runway, recipes for someone who gets unreasonably upset with people doing immature things, a …
Nov 22
STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out
In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of …
Oct 30
STAB! 359 – The Tears Of A Muffin Man
In this emotional episode of the STAB! show, weepy host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of companions gone by Benton Harshaw, Stephen Ferris & Eric Barger to share their three takes on FUPOS, greeting cards for “Congratulations! It wasn’t nearly as bad as you thought it’d be!”, “So, you’ve been cheated on… again…”, & A …
Tags: 8am, academy, Benton Harshaw, Billionaire, business pitches, cheated on, companion, dating profile, Eric Barger, Europe, friendship bracelets, frozen yogurt by the ounce, FUPOS, glaring flaw, greeting cards, hang gliding, Jesse Jones, leaf blower, miniaturized city, Nebraska, not so bad, Purge, recipes, regional success, road trip, STAB!, Stephen Ferris, Super Villains, The Muffin Man, Thinking of You
Oct 21
STAB! 350 – Listen to Your Wives!
In this real, real cool episode of the STAB! show, your leather jacket wearing host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of grill daddies in Bridget Murray, Imin Love & Eric Barger to share their three takes on MAME, pick-up lines to or from (douchebag) vertigo, elementary school science fair projects, & an electric fireplace, craigslist …
Tags: “Adjustment Man”, “Flash Bears”, “Solar Girls”, angry poems, Bridget Murray, Cool Guys, council, craigslist, douchebag, electric fireplace, elementary school, Eric Barger, gains, house fire, Imin Love, Jesse Jones, jet engine, made-up, MAME, movies, pick-up lines, planes, poetry, posting, sailboat, science fair, STAB!, synopsis, veins, vertigo
Oct 11
STAB! 340 – Bodily Gels
In this ooey, gooey episode of the STAB! show, drippy gelatinous host Jesse Jones and a non-Newtonian panel of Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan discuss their three different CACKLEs, nine pieces from the bathroom wall of Halloween, campaign speeches from a mixed vegetable party tray running for a spot on a Halloween party …
Tags: bathroom wall, campaign speeches, Cranes Today, drugs, editor, Emu Today & Tomorrow, Eric Barger, erotic, estate sale, eye of newt, Girls and Corpses Magazine, Halloween, hamster cage, Jack O’ Lantern, Jesse Jones, letters, Mayor, Michelle Petro, mixed vegetables, Molly Doan, Monster Mash, party tray, porcelain doll, potluck, STAB!, wax lips
Jun 26
STAB! 320 – Snaxidermy
In this overstuffed Birthday Special of an episode of the STAB! show Milk Surface guest hosts after some Twitch chicanery got them the job and welcomes cheese dust covered panelists Melony Ford, Eric James Barger I & Jesse Jones to share with them their three takes on YAHOO, bootleg Trojan Horse, Tesla, & Tardis, descriptions …
Tags: bootleg, bragging, Carl Akeley, Centralia, craigslist, Eric James Barger I, fights, fire, Freddie Mercury, Harry Potter, haunted, immortality, Jesse Jones, Melony Ford, mercury, Milk Surface, nickels, Nicolas Cage, Nitro Pilk, Pennsylvania, STAB!, stabbed, Tachanka, Tamagotchi, Tardis, Tesla, Trojan Horse, Twitch, Who Wants To Live Forever, YAHOO
Oct 02
STAB! 311 – Meet The Bargies
In this weird, complicated, but still lovable episode of the STAB! show, old dirty Harry Potter shirt wearer and host Jesse Jones welcomes the whole wacky clan of Haneyacs, Eric Barger, Michelle Petro & Molly Doan to share their three takes on LYLAS, Bootlegs of Hot Wheels, Legos, & Barbie, craigslist posts selling personalized mixtape …
Tags: “Cinderella vs. The Beast”, “Terror Office”, Barbie, bootlegs, cartoon, caterpillar, crab trap, craigslist, dating profile, Eric Barger, GoldenEye, Haneyacs, Harry Potter, Herbert, Hot Wheels, impossible, Jesse Jones, Legos, Lifted 2020 Superduty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition, LYLAS, made-up, Michelle Petro, mixtape, Molly Doan, mouse, movies, mudslide, STAB!, synopsis