Who even knows where which what goes when? Me? No chance! It’s all blind flailing and apologies… I’ve never truly satisfied anyone, myself included.
In this awkward and frustrating episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV asks Jaclyn Weiand, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones to share their three new kinds of SHART, three times three haiku about the “Condom Challenge”, and their random thoughts on Francis Drake, Dorothea Dix, the circus, Vietnam, Mine Awareness, William Henry Harrison, odd business ideas like a snow cone stand in a Civil War reenactment meadow, selling Pat Benatar cassettes to Millenials, and a widowed grandma salesman at a swap meet, and finally wedding vows to such terrible people and things as a Barnes & Noble music section employee, a snippy chihuahua, and a toe stubbing corner of a couch.
Look, I’m sorry, I’m just going to find my pants and close iTunes. It’s nothing personal. If we could both just never speak of this again I think it’d be best for both of us. I’ll pay for your cleaning too, just send me the bill.