In this non-toot-toot episode of the STAB! show, future warrior and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sexy, advanced chrononauts, Grant Potter, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on SOP, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on Getting What You Needed but not What You Wanted”, “So you’re thinking about trying Autoerotic Asphyxiation?”, & “Happy “Lone Wolf Alpha Apex Big Dog” Day”, celebrations of Colonel Robert Gibbon, tomatoes, Mel Brooks, saxophones, Elon Musk, New Year’s Day, Independence Day, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, Stephen Hawking, & time travelers, wedding vows to that guy who weaves in and out of traffic really gaining no ground whatsoever, misjudging the height of a curb, & planned obsolescence, and descriptions of fights between a volcano erupting ice cold, refreshing Diet Squirt vs. an earthquake caused by the crunchalicious taste of the discontinued Taco Bell Breakfast Crunch Wrap, the kindness of people selflessly assisting people that they will never see in any way they can vs. the blind, misplaced rage of people fighting against something that will never affect them but that they hate anyway, & the combined funky fresh pop and locking moves of the ten thousand most totally radical B-boys and B-girls vs. one billionaire’s selfishness.
