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Jul 18

STAB! 134 – The World Just Wants to Have Cup

It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here.

In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor Martin, Court Hansen and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on QUE, twelve haiku about a surprise visitor in John’s home, their thoughts about Croatian Anti-Fascist Struggle Day, Little Richard, Eddie Lubanski, Meryl Streep, the Pledge of Allegiance, George Carlin, the “Hand of God” goal, Cyndi Lauper, the synopsees of made-up movies, “Dudepool”, “A Rebel Without a Car”, “Avengatarians”, & “Jowls”, and their wedding vows to double undulation speed bumps, a non-apology apologist, a double dipper, & that news reporter that interviews a family after a tragedy.

You’ve gotta fight, for your right, to throw-in! Highway to the knockout round! Something about penalty kicks and Madonna… Like a Rookie? I don’t know, I’m just too excited about futbol!

STAB! 134 – The World Just Wants to Have Cup

 
 
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