Tag Archive: Haiku

Jul 18

STAB! 134 – The World Just Wants to Have Cup

It’s a nice day for a yellow card! Corner for nothin’ and the kick’s for free! You can substitute any time you’d like but you can never… touch the ball with your hands? I’m workshopping here. In this globally beloved episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes short shorted guests Chris Emery, Connor …

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Jul 03

STAB! 132 – Succulents in the Desert

Is it a folk album from that artist that you were sure was dead but has actually been pumping out albums regularly and largely unnoticed for decades until they teamed up with a popular contemporary artist to bring their sound to a whole new generation? Maybe… In this episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross …

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Jul 02

STAB! 131 – You Got Poop on Your Skin

I’m sorry, this is awkward but, I mean, I’d want someone to tell me if it WERE me in the situation that you’re in, which you are, and I’m glad I’m not. So… It’s just… You know what, never mind. Never mind I said anything. In this episode of STAB! that’s sorry it even brought …

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Jun 05

STAB! 129 – Fraggle Scraps

Stringy and unsatisfying, the nutritional value of Fraggle has long been known to be negligible, but it wasn’t for their meat that early pioneers hunted Fraggle. It was their soft, brightly colored pelts. On this edutaining episode of STAB!, host and scholar John Morris Ross IV welcomes inquisitive minds Drew Absher, Cory Barringer and Jesse …

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May 14

STAB! 127 – Sex Education Has Failed Us

Who even knows where which what goes when? Me? No chance! It’s all blind flailing and apologies… I’ve never truly satisfied anyone, myself included. In this awkward and frustrating episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV asks Jaclyn Weiand, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones to share their three new kinds of SHART, three times …

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Mar 26

STAB! 125 – Any Hooters

We like to do shows, it’s a fun thing. We write things then we say them and we record it so you can hear it later and it’s lots of fun… ANY hooters, you’re here, so, you probably know that, so why not listen then? In this episode of STAB! the wholly lifelike John Ross …

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Mar 12

STAB! 123 – Huevos

STAB! Comedy podcast! Panel show! STAB! Microphones! Nachos! People watching it sometimes! Funny joke comedy podcast panel show! STAB! Host John Ross welcomes this show’s STAB! panel of Joey Stultz, Chris Emery and Jesse Jones to share their fifteen Google searches from Lucky the Leprechaun, nine haiku about alleged illegal Florida family bonding, and varying …

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Mar 05

STAB! 122 – Riggity-Rap-Rock-Opera-opolis

There’s a funky place that you all should know, when your family needs a trip and they want to go, to someplace new they never been befo’, so just hit the road and you’ll be there before you know! Guiding you through this hip new land of STAB!, host John Ross brings guests Alfonso Portela, …

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Feb 19

STAB! 120 – Fabio’s Orphans

In a very real way, we are all Fabio’s children. In a very real way, none of us are Fabio’s children. We live with this want, knowing we will never have it, nor do we deserve it. This painful truth and others hover above this episode of STAB! as host John Ross prods guests Benton …

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Feb 12

STAB! 119 – On Golden Pond

It’s often difficult to hold back our appreciations. When you see a special, one of a kind talent, you want to burst! To gush all over, showering them with your love. STAB! Is like that. On this very special, sopping wet episode of STAB!, host John Ross asks guests Aviva Siegel, Land Smith-Abbinante and Jesse …

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