Everything’s pretty good. It’s not, you know, spectacular, but it’s not bad either. If this was all there was, this wouldn’t be the worst thing. It would be alright. Three stars. Luke warm. Welp…
In this perfectly acceptable episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Jaime Fernandez, Marco Cabodi, Kameron Schmid and Jesse Jones and asks them to share their four pretty decent CRUSTs, twelve Google searches from an assault weapon, their thoughts on the Tate-LaBianca murders, Betty Boop, Smokey the Bear, Ty Cobb’s mom, Richard Nixon, Gut Holz Magazine, New York’s Lottery, horses in Hawaii, erotic poems about polar bears, IV drug use, the planet Earth, & being ambushed, and the synopsis of made-up movies “Society Squirrel”, “Fretful Young Hope”, “Paint Mushy Girls”, & “Loving Temper”.
We like things that’re enjoyable, but maybe not memorable. If you’re lucky, life is just a series of events that don’t make you cry or are too awesome that you find yourselves longing for them later… Welp, this is life.