In this drippy, clock adorned top hat of an episode of the STAB! show, old timey but somehow futuristic host Jesse Jones welcomes a hot & ready panel of Ben Rice, Daniel Kessenich, and Kim Martel to share their three VPWRs, nine items on the Burning Man break room bulletin board, campaign speeches for a can of pork and beans running for mayor of hobo town, a bike lane running for a position on the freeway & “pissing your pants uncontrollably and just, like, right in the open with no sign of stopping and no ability TO stop yourself no matter how much you try all while apologizing profusely to everyone around you while constantly pissing” running for a spot on the recurring nightmare rotation, angry poems about ordinary, old and hairy, & eat, drink and be merry, and the rundowns of new Fall TV shows “Cousin Cousins”, “The Bone Shooters”, & “Naughty Haunted Boys”.
