Jesse Jones – STAB!

Jesse Jones

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Date registered: October 14, 2014

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STAB! 396 – Used By Many, Belonging To No One — October 8, 2024
STAB! 395 – They’re Regretful! — October 7, 2024
STAB! 394 – The Loob of Pune — October 4, 2024
STAB! 393 – Hey Mama! — October 3, 2024
STAB! 392 – Marinara Sauce Is Salsa — October 2, 2024

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STAB! 325 – Everybody Loves Bradypus — 4 comments
STAB! 317 – Alright Matthew — 2 comments
STAB! 358 – Rick’s Girlfriend Is Too Young — 2 comments
STAB! 219 – Remote Viewing — 1 comment
STAB! 316 – Woke Bros — 1 comment

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Oct 08

STAB! 396 – Used By Many, Belonging To No One

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In this giving, caring, but ultimately lonely episode of the STAB! show, previously hurt host Jesse Jones welcomes a freshly wiped down panel of Dayna Bryant, Luke Soin & Kim Martel to share their three CGAs, new STAB!tionary words Kivjoom, Gorefyl, & Muzldud, craigslist postings for a dump truck full of self help books, a …

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Tags: bedroom, CGA, craigslist, Dayna Bryant, dirty diapers, Dump Truck, eight hours of sleep, elementary school, fights, Flavoribin, Gorefyl, Indomitable Spirit, Jesse Jones, Kim Martel, Kivjoom, love note, Luke Soin, meteor, Muzldud, new drugs, old white man, Perf Maculates, planet killer, pluck, recycling bin full, self help books, sit down restaurant meal, STAB!, STAB!tionary, treasure map, unruly teens, Wacky Panic, yappy dog

Oct 07

STAB! 395 – They’re Regretful!

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In this awkward, sticky episode of the STAB! show, little bit of strange and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel that won’t respect you in the morning in Sam Hochhalter, Leo Antolin, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on CFTPA, nine pieces of Marxism bathroom wall scribbles, breakfast cereals themed around pretending to …

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Tags: 18th Century, 40s, a job you hate, bathroom wall, breakfast cereals, buying music, CFTPA, dating profiles, digestive system, DMV, explanations, fake, Gen Z, Jack Marie, Jesse Jones, kickflip, Leo Antolin, Marxism, moon landing, morning after, one night stand, pretending, Sam Hochhalter, ski lodge, State Fair food, stuffed moose head, sunset, tough guy

Oct 04

STAB! 394 – The Loob of Pune

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In this slick, water based episode of the STAB! show, mount ruler and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of lube miners, Milk Surface, Cierra Ramirez, & Jeff Brown to share their three GLMCs, bootlegs of A Star Is Born, Dune, & Road House, closing arguments in defense of coming out to the parking lot …

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Tags: “Cute Emperor”, “Dana Justice and the Saber Girls”, “Ear Hustling”, “Shark Engineer”, A Star Is Born, angry poems, big crying, Cierra Ramirez, closing arguments, cupcake, damage, Dune, eavesdropping, GLMC, Jeff Brown, Jesse Jones, just trying, landing icing down, made-up movies, Milk Surface, parking lot, Road House, STAB!, synopsis, white lying

Oct 03

STAB! 393 – Hey Mama!

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In this sloppy, giggly episode of the STAB! show, that bish and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of Woo Girls in Brett Stults, Nicole Eichenberg, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on BFD, nine items on the break room bulletin board of White Woman Drunk, Hey Mama!, craigslist postings for all your …

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Tags: “Never Not Grinding”, all grown up, BFD, Brett Stults, bulletin board, competitive crying, craigslist, Doctors appointments, food truck, games, Ghosting, Jesse Jones, Legend of Zelda, Nicole Eichenberg, overachieving child, podcasts, sandwich recipes, Sims, STAB!, toys, Tyler Kinney, White Woman Drunk

Oct 02

STAB! 392 – Marinara Sauce Is Salsa

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In this paradigm shifting episode of the STAB! show, apparent salsa eater and host Jesse Jones welcomes a thick, chunky, robust panel of Frankie Lord, Johnny Taylor, & Eric Barger to share their three FIRNs, new greeting cards including a Condolences on your slow transformation into a Zombie card, Happy “You Peaked Five Years Ago …

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Tags: a side of marinara, Baby Gap, birthday, Blankity Blanks, business pitches, campaign speeches, Children of Men, condolences, discipline, Drug Test, Eric Barger, FIRN, five dollar bill, Five Years Ago, Frankie Lord, Good Luck, grandma, greeting cards, happy, Hot Wheels track, Jellyfish Smucker's, Jesse Jones, Johnny Taylor, Lavender Butterfly Wing Kisses, new drug, peaked, Rylonxitrox, smart appliances, Taco Bell, zombie

Oct 01

STAB! 391 – Road Crab

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In this tasty, dangerous episode of the STAB! show, rapidly congealing host Jesse Jones welcomes a drippy, buttery panel of Cory Barringer, Emma Haney & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on HTH, pick-up lines to and from a 60 Foot Tall robot made of e-waste, a small order of McDonald’s french fries, & …

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Tags: “Shark Fighters”, “Solar Wizards”, “The Bone Seeker”, 60 Foot Tall robot, arthritis, beats, bookcase, cat sitter, Cory Barringer, craigslist, e-waste, Emma Haney, enemies, Fall TV shows, FAT, HTH, Jaclyn Weiand, Jesse Jones, online argument, pick-up lines, pineapple, posting, rundown, skulls, small McDonald’s french fries, soap scum, under the sea, vows, wack

Jul 12

STAB! 390 – It’s Clean, But It’ll Never Feel Clean

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In this technically perfectly fine episode of the STAB! show, weirdly stretched host Jesse Jones welcomes a not visibly stained panel of Kameron Schmid, Willie Travis & Molly Doan to share their three YHBTs, nine award season haiku, closing arguments in defense of choosing the microwave directions when you’re not in a hurry, that smell …

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Tags: “Mitch, angry poems thrice, award season, backhanded compliments, Bryce, closing arguments, furniture, Haiku, instant rice, Jesse Jones, Kameron Schmid, Looney Tunes, microwave directions, Molly Doan, Please!”, podcast, rundown, STAB!, that smell, thrift store, Willie Travis, YHBT

Jul 10

STAB! 389 – I’ll Take Your Loads

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In this downy soft episode of the STAB! show snuggle bear of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of big heaving sacks, Coreen Lemcke, Ben Warheit, & Jack Marie to share their three takes on AAAR, pick-up lines to and from sharing, a short order cook, & a timid penis, campaign speeches from a …

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Tags: AAAR, Angsty Amys, Apartment Complex, Ben Warheit, Blump-rumplins, campaign speeches, Cop-a-squat-sburgh, Coreen Lemcke, drugs, front yard, Gloxertrilin, hedgehog boot scraper, Island 1001, Jack Marie, Jesse Jones, laundry room, Mayor, penis, Pervopolis, pick-up lines, porch, President For Life, Safeway rewards card, sharing, Sheriff, short order cook, STAB!, timid, tourism guides, wallet

Jul 08

STAB! 388 – A Fart In A Yoga Class

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In this very noticeable episode of the STAB! show, mortified host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of little squeakers Nick Coleman, Grant Potter & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCNUs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters ULSWEOJ, LTYWOSA, & FGIPAAI, breakfast cereals themed around an unexamined life, freeganism, & taking karate classes in your …

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Tags: 40s, afterlife, an unexamined life, BCNU, bedazzled, bomb shelter, breakfast cereal, cubicle walls, dating profiles, explanation, FGIPAAI, freeganism, fundamental laws of the universe, golden retriever, Grant Potter, jean flaps, Jesse Jones, joy, karate classes, LTYWOSA, Marlboro Reds, Nick Coleman, STAB!, STAB!tionary, studded, taxidermist, Twinkies, Tyler Kinney, ULSWEOJ

Jul 05

STAB! 387 – Stay In Your Lane Elbow Skin

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In this dangly episode of the STAB! show, rough and scratchy host Jesse Jones welcomes a fleshy panel of Imin Love, Michelle Petro & Sean Crandall to share their three takes on B&P, nine items from the bathroom wall of Sacramento Drivers, craigslist posts for a case of body spray that makes you smell like …

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Tags: “Bird Negotiator & Pony Whisperers”, “The Buster”, “Wolfnoids”, 2000, 2020, alternate timeline, angry poem, axes, B&P, bathroom wall, body spray, complete, craigslist, effete, Fall TV, Imin J. Love, Jesse Jones, Michelle Petro, office supplies, repeat, Sacramento Drivers, Sean Crandall, souvenirs, STAB!, stolen, storage shed