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Feb 24

STAB! 215 – Come At Us Crackle!

In this extremely cheap to produce program with almost limitless potential material and big name guest possibilities (come on Crackle! Pull the trigger!) called STAB! John Morris Ross IV welcomes Jaclyn Weiand, Dylan Thomas Fox, Madie Nishimi and Jesse Jones to share their four different kinds of SPLEENs, twelve Father Earth Google searches, their thoughts …

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Oct 02

STAB! 189 – Slumber Party

We’re gonna braid each other’s hair, and play UNO and probably talk about which boys we like too, probably! And we’re not gonna fall asleep because tonight we’re gonna live forever! This is gonna be the best night ever! On this night gowned episode of the show called STAB!, John Morris Ross IV welcomes other …

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Mar 28

STAB! 170 – I Hate This Egg

There’s a lot of reasons to hate eggs: the cholesterol, the way they’re always hiding, and of course, how they cause infidelity. There’s no reason NOT to hate eggs. In this egg loathing episode of STAB! non-hedgehog terrorizing host John Morris Ross IV welcomes non-wall sitting guests Bill Wallis, Melissa McGillicuddy, Ryan King and Jesse …

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Mar 20

STAB! 168 – Cool Black Dad

Coming this Fall to the CW! Cool Black Dad! What happens when one white family that already has a father figure somehow gets another one, and he’s Black?! Everything you could imagine, and so much more that you could never expect! COOL BLACK DAD! In this cool new episode of STAB! Mom, John Morris Ross …

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Nov 27

STAB! 109 – Quieter Lotion

We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB! On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about …

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Dec 07

STAB! 097 – A Rube Goldbergian Suicide Machine

STAB! person John Ross probes the minds of Lendy West, Ellis Rodriguez and Jesse Jones, quizzing about them on such hot button topics as Meteorite Murder, Clay Aiken, human face transplants, Jewish lawyers, Olga Rypakova, Rob Pilatus, three different takes on CUBA, nine Dutch Duck genocide haiku, hot pickup lines for the Mario Brothers, Sacramento …

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Aug 17

STAB! 086 – You Don’t Wear Flip Flops in the Tenderloin

Never wear mittens to a tractor pull. Try not to use a ten speed in a bank heist. Always never don’t wear a suit of armor to a bris. STAB!’s John Ross spake at DJ Real, Lendy West and Jesse Jones who returned in kind, on such subjects as Sue the T-Rex, DOS 1.0, the …

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May 10

STAB! 079 – Chum Dog

You know what would really get this party started? Sacrificing one of the weaker of us to a couple of the stronger to be torn to shreds and really get the blood pumping. I know that’d launch my rocket for sure. So listen as STAB! host John Ross tosses lame pup after sad pooch at …

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Feb 15

STAB! 067 – Pocket Hocks

You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John …

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