Speaker Archive: Alfonso Portela

Aug 31

STAB! 230 – Beep-Beep, Boop-Boop, 10111

In this clickity-clack episode of the STAB! Show, host Jesse Jones boops panelists Alfonso Portela, Bill Wallis & Tyler Kinney to beep about their three different APMMs, their nine items on the break room Bulletin Board of Cobra headquarters, the campaign speeches of a Sitcom Dad running for Mayor of a town in a Coming …

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Aug 20

STAB! 137 – We Can Watch R Rated Movies Now

We’ve grown today. We’ve seen something that’s going to stick with us. That’s going to change us. Something that just ice cream isn’t big enough for. Boobies and swearing are what this life event demands. Being our guardian into the theater of life that IS STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes guests Alfonso Portela, …

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Jul 02

STAB! 131 – You Got Poop on Your Skin

I’m sorry, this is awkward but, I mean, I’d want someone to tell me if it WERE me in the situation that you’re in, which you are, and I’m glad I’m not. So… It’s just… You know what, never mind. Never mind I said anything. In this episode of STAB! that’s sorry it even brought …

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Mar 05

STAB! 122 – Riggity-Rap-Rock-Opera-opolis

There’s a funky place that you all should know, when your family needs a trip and they want to go, to someplace new they never been befo’, so just hit the road and you’ll be there before you know! Guiding you through this hip new land of STAB!, host John Ross brings guests Alfonso Portela, …

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Jan 02

STAB! 113 – I’ll Lie Dead On You

Sometimes things make sense. Sometimes trying to make things make sense isn’t worth it. Because sometimes you use the tune of a sitcom theme song to sing about something from a sitcom from twenty years earlier… Don’t think too hard about it. In this, the next most current episode of the STAB! podcast program, host …

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Nov 13

STAB! 106 – References Too Far

In a show like STAB! you can’t expect everyone to get every reference. I mean, you CAN expect them to, but you shouldn’t, because they won’t. Not all of them. Not all of the time. Was this rant a reference to someone? Maybe. But probably not. But if it was, would you have gotten it? …

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Dec 26

STAB! 100 – The Gang’s All Here

For the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane …

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Oct 31

STAB! 094 – Best of “Location, Location, Location” Volume 1

STAB! guy, John Ross, guides you on a journey of locations with locationistas, Tyler Kinney, Luke Soin, Jaclyn Weiand, Nick Brunner, Jaime Fernandez, Alfonso Portela, Zach Coles, Aviva Siegel, Johnny Taylor, Edgar Granados and Jesse Jones. Let them introduce you to slum laundromats, limbless exercise studios and the sad realization that ain’t nothin’ ever gonna …

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Oct 24

STAB! 093 – Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1

Word hater John Ross guides this Best of “Reorganization” Volume 1 with fancy word STAB!bers Tyler Kinney, Jordan Gannon, Bill Wallis, Josh Kinkade, Coreen Lemcke, Alfonso Portela, Stephen Ferris, Nick Pettigrew, Ben Rice, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones teaching words to stay in their respective lanes.

Oct 10

STAB! 091 – Best of “Department of Tourism” Volume 1

Need to get away from your ho-hum, hum-drum, drum ‘n bass life? Well let Jordan Gannon, Ben Rice, Tyler Kinney, Joe-Joe Louis, Luke Soin, Ben Feldman, Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela, Johnny Taylor, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones invite you to enticing tourism destinations, Islands of Dad, Cool Stuff and Soft Rock, and other inviting harbors, …

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